You wake up to find 3 million in your bank account, what are you gonna spend it all on?

You wake up to find 3 million in your bank account, what are you gonna spend it all on?

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Actual answer: I'd wait at least a year before doing anything with it. If it's illegal, a mistake, or other such fuckery, I'd want to know before getting into something that could get me jail time or worse

Then, I'd invest it all and live off the cashflow.

$2.5 mil goes into savings so it'll keep making money and $500k to go insane for a few weeks till realization sets in

Race car

donating every cent to trumps reelection campaign!

That's not enough I need 200 million by tomorrow noon 20 million people die by Christmas.

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"Two chicks at the same time"

Fuck, you people, get your shit together

I'd pay homeless people to throw their shit at politicians.

$5 per throw
$50 per successful hit
$50 bonus if it is a liberal

Give them all streaming rigs locked to a collar so they cant pawn it for drugs.

4 posts in and I ruin a thread with political fuckery! Hahahahhahahahaaa

Put it all into the stock market right now. in a year it will be 9 million.

C8 Corvettes, Yas Forums passes, and honey smacks

I'd stage my own production of the Witcher, so the fucking liberals couldn't ruin it.

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can't a person live comfortably with $20k a year or am i crazy?

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stem cell therapy to regenerate my dopaminergic neurons
a home gym
give 500k to each of my parents
put the rest of the money in storage

In the US, it's possible but unlikely.

Fund a kidnapping of m00t and force him to moderate Yas Forums 24/7, restoring it to its glory days

>in b4 Yas Forums was never good

>puts money in "storage"

I know you can't afford housing with it but I'd be cool with just renting a room out. I'm already used to that

just thinking $2k a month
1k for rent and 1k for food and watever else

This.

Spend it on catfishing, hunting down and raping pedos

Drugs and hookers.

Would pay my sister, cousin and my old IT teacher to have a foursome with me.

Blackjack and hookers

Stocks.

Well, the IRS and your state will eventually come calling, so $3 million is gonna become $1.65 million. If you invest it wisely, you can expect about $115,500 a year to live on. After capital gains tax, a little over $98,000 a year.

So, yeah. I'll do that.

Hold onto it as long as possible, filter off any interest into savings. Then when the money was legally mine (incase of mistaken transfer, illegal tendencies) buy as much land as possible, put a massive fence around it, be as self sufficient as possible and live of the saved interest.

buy a yacht and maybe some companies if i can.

ur a fucking bitch nigger

$3M eh?

I'd buy about 100K worth of gold bullion. I don't even care it if never goes up in value. I just love the feel of it. Probably a 1kg bar and a smaller 10oz bar to play with. Then I would buy some clothes as all mine are worn out.

I'd donate some money to animal shelters. I feel that Animals deserve the best treatment we can give them.

I'd give my parents some money because they have helped me out a number of times and I feel lousy for not being able to pay them back something in return.

I'd take a sensible vacation with my wife to see her family in Canada and to send her to Japan (where she'd always wanted to go).

As for the rest, I'd save it as a safety net. I wouldn't gamble it away or spend it on stupid things but $3M would go a hell of a long way for most people.

Also: I haven't bought a steak in 4 years. I would buy a steak dinner.

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no u fucking moron

Who cares fuck you

Dude, I'm an investor, so of course I'd want to cashflow all of that