I'm Hot

I'm Hot
You're Not

How that make you feel?

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You're a fag. I'm actually attractive.

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Right

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I'm average I think. you, by appearance, look homosexual.

is that what your mother keeps telling you?

Hell no not with that jew nose

>can't afford airpods
>crops shitty haircut
>forehead of a 80 year old
>nail biter
>shit tier eye color
>neckbeard
>mouth too small for face
>eyebags look like you know your way around a crack pipe
ok.

>cant have airpods
>80s hairstyle
>neckbeard
>mouth too small
>weird forehead
>one eye smaller than the other

ok faggot

your not hot but id tap that ass, once

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Like I've been wrong about what the word HOT means.

Oh it makes me feel so terrible, my god i feel so worthless compared to you because of your stunningly good looks. Happy now?

Your hands look like a sunburnt scrotum

Your confident not hot

I'm still getting laid on a regular basis so to be completely honest: I couldn't give a shit.

You got a nose like an snow plow and your beard game is weak

>Poverty phone.
>Are you employed by wework.

Enjoy your foodstamps.

Correct, you are somewhere else other than where I currently am, good job.

Dudes not confident if he's looking for attention here

Your face look like an incident, look analbanian

Fever is one of coronaviru's symptoms. It makes me feel I'm glad I'm not dying soon.

Is this you?

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Hey good for you bro that's a sweet advantage to have!

I'm not bad looking but I'm only 5'7" so I got to work for pussy. It's not bad could be much worse I do pretty well for my height. My last long-term girlfriend was six foot. It was pretty fucking cool.

You look like the guy everyone pretends to like but just use their face as a foot stool to establish social dominance

This

Listen, you little wise acre! I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm big, you're little, I'm right, you're wrong! And there's nothing you can do about it!

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What's with the gay little wristband?

Fuck off Jew-boi

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Oh you mean the "wank band"? Yeah I have that so I can work out my dick when I'm smashing the gym.

no.

i'm hot
you're faggot