How do you make my internet worse...

almost the perfect woman, unless she also doesn't have vocal cords

have router with QOS and set you connection to 1mb/s

What an unexpected erection.

What's the point of locking at all? You dont even need a room, just get a baby fence.

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Make one yourself user

>download 1tb of furry porn in the background
>???
>profit

holy fucking based

Windows
jagt.github.io/clumsy/

Linux
wiki.linuxfoundation.org/networking/netem

Mac
nshipster.com/network-link-conditioner/

holy fuck thanks man

Wherever you left her

I assume you mean 1Mb/s, with a big M for "mega", meaning 10^6, and not 1mb/s with a small m for "milli", meaning 10^-3.
Also fuck me, 1Mb/s is literally my internet speed.

evil mastermind

where the fuck do you get this shit? i somehow doubt this is even real.

there was a poster in r9k or b who used to remove limbs in photoshop for some reason

Why do you lock your own doors?

rumor is, that is literally a thing, and supposedly you can purchase to your taste.

i would unironically buy that toy for myself

i wanna fuck that nugget

Modern fleshlights are so advanced.

those are the cheapest models, for when you can't afford a whole fuckdoll

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Force your phone into 3G connection. Create WiFi hotspot on your phone. Tether your PC to your phone WiFi hotspot. Profit.
Also post more fucking gifs.

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Kek i remember visiting an onion website that all it s about is handicap and limbless humans porn shit was surreal for me at 13yo

I'm just able to ask Google the right questions.

Set your video bandwidth on your software to low.
Set your WiFi output on your pc to low bitrate.
Set your router to low quality and slow speed setting.

Not that hard.

Same feel. Is she real? Is it a 3d model?

Use multiple torrents in the background and seed them up as well.
Using loads of bandwidth.

>How do you make my internet worse? i got a video conference on monday and i want them to think i have a shit internet so i got less work to do
internet speed limiter, you can lower the speed of your connection to whatever you want, it works only on windows last i used it but it works.

I don't know about anyone else but her feminazi haircut makes me want to hatefuck this stump

Because burgulars are able-bodied enough to open doors.

>OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY & ASS!

I'm ready to impregnate that flesh puppet

wtf the other fleshlight thread got deleted but not this one?

Use an Xbox connect as your webcam, it'll look like shit

why live, why not roll off a cliff ?

Would she have trouble giving birth?

Yeah, and they're also able-bodied enough to open the doors of a care facility for an amputee.

Seriously. Why was your first thought that locks were to prevent her from using doors rather than for the same purpose everyone else has locks?

>asking crazies why they are crazy

>vocal cords
She only says Yes and Nigger

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>dat smile at the end

Seed torrents

it would be so easy to rape her lol

How did she put on all that makeup?
Women are sneaky as fuck

hack it

user, it's rude to call women fleshlights.

torrents

niggers

Buy a Mac

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Ayyyyy

use a 5ghz wifi connection and walk more than 20 feet away from your wifi router, that'll fuck it up real good.

You remember lag switches from the Xbox 360 days? Hook one up to a pot.

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Mutts Law

my nibba

Can you ask Google how to do this on a network level?

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god the straight cuts make it weird as fuck

What if you have a 200 Mbps connection... Would this method still work?

Source?

Open the developer tools, Network tab, and set the connection speed to Regular 2G.

Are you stupid. You think amputees don't exist
>That one guy who lost 3 limbs, ass and dick in a forklift accident and has to shit straight into a bag next to him

/thread

Sad

>make a girl fall in love with you
>cut off her arms and cut off her legs
>hope she will still love you anyway

Picked this tool up at the recommendation of the Forts dev when LAN wasn't working correctly. It's a little confusing, but it works.
blog.mrpol.nl/2010/01/14/network-emulator-toolkit/

This, token bucket, netem, set loss to a reasonable level.

token bucket not required, netem should be enough.

>user actually delivers
I will have to contain my laugh once they start asking about my connection

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start like 90 torrents and configure your torrent client to use 100% of your internet