YLYL
>5G edition
YLYL
Already lost fuck
Yikes
Is 5G actually as bad as they say?
Totes.
You can trust me.
I'm a scientist.
Worse.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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God dammit Satan!
looks like croup manor
played that shitty, bug infested game way too much
Golem get ye gone
Why are there so many cromag dudes with this bullshit?
I didn't laugh at this.
You're doing this wrong.
The infamous David Icke claims that the frequency of 60GHz which 5G can provide gets absorbed by oxygen, meaning anyone in range could suddenly end up in respiratory failure.
I miss him on tv and in movies. He done his time, now get back to work being an asshole in the movies.
fucking lost
they kinda look like gay men.
No, it's a radio frequency that has been in use for fucking decades being repurposed with intelligent packet management tech. Retards do this with everything. Radio, tv, telephone, Internet, electricity, Wi-Fi, cellphones. Retards will never stop being retards
He's done his time for a thing he didn't do.