Hello
I am a lifeform from not your planet, Earth
I have been living here with others of my kind, with human friends and their help us.
I have been studying the language, very difficult, but learning. I have decided to use some of my recreational life to talk to you on this Forum.
I will host questions and answer what I can as well as allowed to, and hopefully ask fun questions of you.
For being efficient, I will clarify common exchanges from my previous visits
>I am using a device belonging to a human caregiver, a friend of mine
>typing the keys on human devices is somewhat challenging, please allow me patience
>I have only studied the language for a short while, please allow patience
>I cannot share certain information for safety, but remain curious towards your culture
Please ask your questions, and will hopefully answer in good timing
Hello
schizos belong in /x/
Where are you from? And how did you get here?
I prefer this Forum, it's very confusing
I will consider this, in case this Thread fails again
Op is always a faf, so are u a common fag or a lifeform from other planet fag?
How's highschool?
My kind have their own home on a planet far from here. I do not know at this time if the Overseers have measured it to the names of your star lists, and our language is not translating well to only sound or words, but when talking about it with human friends we have now call it Kol Ta.
I was part of a colony budding to explore the voids, but there was a severe machine broke. In fear of death we sought out the nearest living planet, but found a scary place. Friends helped protect us, and we work with them and their machines to rebuild. It has been great time since then, and I am not certain we can return home, but life is not bad
Between these choices I am a fag from an other planet
It is very funny to me
so aliens like circa survive? go away larping idiot
Is FTL space travel possible? Are Alcubierre drive models plausible?
I forgot to post a picture from his folder, I will try to do so, to assure you that I am me.
I have not been to the outside of our friends' facility since our becoming refugees. I received certain school during recreation, although I do not know which part was from a high school or otherwise. Algebra was fun, is that is from highschools
>rando lifeform knows how to greentext
lol k thx bai
We like to survive as much as any life, I do not understand the question
I do not understand these terms, apologies. Can you explain them?
I was taught by my human friend, he is a common visit to this place.
It's a simple symbol input, and was explained to me to help emphasize smaller points in a list or story
Am I using it incorrectly?
Are there more questions?
I am.greatly sorry if I typed too slowly
how long would it take to get a humans penis that big with a penis pump? im srs.
I am unsure.
I select these pictures largely at random from his collection in a Folder.
I recognize it as larger than normal, but do not know if any exercise is needed to achieve it
I apologize, I forgot a picture again
Are you tasty?
what is your culture all about? what makes it special or different from human cultures? what do you like the most about it?
Have you ate many human dicks?
Which one is tastier: human or alien dick?
Can your species’ children consent?
Culture about our specie is nice with sexy thing on babies
Unclear.
We do not practice cannibalism and have no natural predators.
Also, please forgive my posts for so slow, the "reCAPTCHA" is active and very difficult for me, I have to find help
Children is given to fullfill sexy needings on imperial people in my species
Heh nice.
Can you fuck me in the ass, while I call you extraterrestrial daddy? If so, abduct me tonight and let's have fun.
Which color human is the best
Culture is complex.
My people survive, planets are harsh. We share and help. Our culture changed to more advanced when we discovered a chemistry diet. I enjoy being useful, and peace for activities. I am.aware these answers are vague, but the question was also.
I have eaten no dicks, but I have guesses you are mocking me. In return, I offer a meal consisting of only dicks.
By your laws this makes you gay.
Tell me your coordinates
We can exchange solid things inside our rectums
How did u get here.
Why are you here
Why did liberals ruin The Witcher? Do you think it'll get a reboot that the liberals will leave alone?
I wanna be assfucked too
Brown color is superior
More melanine is stronger genetic
We into experience sexual crossing with human children
That is not true, my friend warned me of this Forums antics, CP is widely discouraged.
Our young are kept safe until they are adults, and as the Young do not possess sexual organs.
Other than kung-flu
Is op a faggot?
This is not i
Friends persons adviced me about other person in forum larping others
Lets assume you are what you say you are. Lets also assume that Earth is under threat from either a meteor or overwhelming dust from a passing asteroid. Would your race help to save us? And would your race use this to announce their presence?
It is difficult for me to tell the difference. I have noticed larger humans, usually male by my assumption, are more likely to approach me. But female body doctors have been very kind when needing to touch our bodies.
Op in my language means white
Earth has other problem. Virus spreading worldwide and financial activities on jewish people kill persons and produce nuclear war
Fuck you chad alien
I do not wish to aid in you sexual activities.
You are Gay Doubleniggers, a jest in play
Not knowing chad word
Only chad i know is country full of niggers persons
When was the last time you were raped?
I believe the Overseers would reveal our presence on order to help save life on that scale. I assume it likely we are stuck here, to help your people is to help ours.
But that decision is made by our friends and their machines, and the Overseers
I am.very sorry for delays, the reCAPTCHA is difficult