Best way to kill yourself? Asking for a friend

stop

Cyanide, if its good enough for war criminals its good enough for you.

>Imagine your insides like a slug if you will. Just look up the black lady who died doing a colon cleanse using the stuff

Have a friend kill you

Dont do this...I want to save you man...please...tell me what's going on...

If your "friend" just found out they had been cheated on, wouldn't it make more sense to kill the person who cheated? Just common sense guy.

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Shotgun to the dick

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Seriously? Where do you expect someone to find metal bucket with a wooden Handle?

You keep doing this.

Anyone who doesn’t respond overdose on opiods is an idiot. Go out in pure bliss

Probably hanging, all you need is a rope or cord and and anchor which can hold your body weight.
But if I would give a joke answer I would say: fake your own death and sneak a shotgun into the casket and hide in it during the funeral and pop out while everybody he seated and facing the casket and blow your brains out.
Not a viable option for suicide.

mom found the five nights at freddys folder

Jesus, he just wants do die man.

Slowly oxidize yourself to death by living.

So...I shouldn't chug bottles of soy sauce when I get a cold?

Oh come on let me have some fun
Nope I'm not going to stop you. Timestamp before and after pics of the bottle as well.

Oh... well then fucking end it bro. You are shit out of luck now.

Suicide by cop
>Hello 911
>someone is inside my house with a knife
>wait for cops
>run outside at them with the knife
>go to heaven
>visit jesus
>ask jesus if he is ok
>make jesus a cup of tea
>ask jesus whether he likes milk with the tea
>if jesus says no ask him why

What is the FNAF folder? What's in it?