I need ass paper. It's been a month and everyone's still out of stock? How long must my ass go unwiped?

I need ass paper. It's been a month and everyone's still out of stock? How long must my ass go unwiped?

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Just wash out your ass in the shower you fuckfag

take a shower retard

Buy a bidet you fucking degenerate.

wiping is stupid, you just end up spreading the shit all over your ass. Ever seen shitting videos? It comes out clean, there's residual but its inside your ass, you make it come out by pressing with your finger while you clean. Watch the dammed videos

fucking nasty
water doesn't belong in my ass

You should have stocked up when you had the chance. But you laughed, didn't you. You said it was ridiculous. There will never be a toilet paper shortage.

And you made fun of us. Oh well.

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agreed, when have you seen an animal wiping? Never! It's not needed. Humans are dumb.

>THIS.

YOU FUCKWADS

My father's generation didn't ever have toilet paper. Look at is as a history excursion. If you want, keep a log with your thoughts and feelings and give it to a teacher for grading once it's over.

Some animals will eat their own shit, too. Bon appetit

>be american
>2020
>using paper to smear shit around your ass
Fucking savages

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Toilet paper's been around since the 1800s. But nice try.

Fucking degenerates. Use your second amendment rights!

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>YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM!

I horded (stole)gigantus industrial rolls from work the day they laid us off,so I'm good till 2021. My suggestion is buy a cheap cordless drill,and chuck up a wood dowel in it. Then hit up every public retail bathroom and pirate the fuck outta their goods. Hide the loot under a jacket...you're welcome.

Shit is too sticky. It's not like sweat or something that can just be run of with water. Unless you have diarrhea.
Oh, now I get the appeal. These are for ameriobese people who can't reach their asses anyway. That adds up.

Consume more fiber. You don't need toilet paper when the shit rushes out at mach 3.

Yeah, but toilet paper is a luxury expense. Certainly my father's father, a simple farmer, thought that way.

Your father's father at least had some old phone books in the outhouse. And, all your ancestors likely planned ahead. While you're online complaining about toilet paper.

Yeah, exactly, they used news paper which doesn't clean very well at all, but that was back when people worked physically demanding jobs and still only bathed on Sundays. In the same bath water the whole family bathed in I may add.

You understand your father's father likely had a home computer that was capable of connecting to other computers...right? He didn't live in a mud hut. And, he likely had a dozen rolls of Charmin in the bathroom closet.

Nope, you'd like to think that, cause you're a salty hypocrite. Blaming him is easier for you than to admit to yourself that you didn't listen when should have prepared.

hang in there pal. Your sacrifice is my gain. I'm proud of you.

GET

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Meanwhile, in Australia.

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Said father of my father died in the 70s, not because I'm an old fart, but because he fell of a roof. Afterwards, my father was raised by his grandmother, again in a small village.
I don't know for how long he used newspaper in his life, but I believe him that the rural area we live in stuck with the traditional ways for some time while city dwellers were indulging in more conveniences already.
1945 is when WW2 ended -> maximal poverty (European here)
196x my father is born
It's a short history from WW2 to our lifetimes.

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Do you live in some retard city where people still panic buy toilet paper and stores don't limit sales?

Use your fucking hand like the rest of us.

I hope you die in a house fire.

Enjoy your bucket of ass towels in the bathroom.