Sad prostitute stories.
>get a craigslist hooker for massage
>pay her double the amount for services
>get a sad hand job for my troubles
Sad prostitute stories
Colton Sanchez
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Hudson Roberts
Country? How much did you pay?
Angel Bennett
im not that experienced on this, but i have hired at least 10 prostitutes during my lifespan. I will tell you about the worst one.
Hired a 20 years old blonde, with big fake tits and a fit body, the ass was amazing, the face was cute looking, the only bad thing physically speaking was that she had some god awful tattoos but i can let that pass considering she was a 10 otherwise. the service was terrible, she was one of the expensive ones but she arrived late, she wasnt talkative, instead she ordered food on my account and turned the tv odd, granted im not in shape and i dont think she found me attractive, but still, i was a paying customer. So when i saw all this i just decided i was still going to fuck her, so since she wasnt really into talking i just told her to undress and trated her like a street hooker, just fucked her and when i was over told her she could go. then i called the agency and complained, got a discount for my next appointment and then next hooker i hired was a milf, really experienced one, best sex i have ever had and massage included, she asked me about the last girl ive booked from that agency and told me she had a lot of complaints like that....
Wyatt Morales
US. $100 for a massage plus $100 tip. Man, she was horrible.
Jaxon Diaz
You guys tip your hookers?? Fuck that, agree on services beforehand. I tip in Thailand but I mean c'mon it's basically monopoly money
Evan Fisher
Was living in South Korea. Went to the bars with a coworker friend. Never drank like that without passing out, I'm sloshed and high energy at the same time. My buddy and I are flirting hard with two other foreign girls (in this context, that means white people) and we think we're both getting laid, until the mother hen of their group collects them and leaves. We're cursing our luck and plenty drunk, and I'm feeling wild, so I suggest we go to the red light district, which I'd never been to.
My friends, it was the most depressing thing you ever saw. It sobered me up in twenty seconds. It was girls behind glass, sitting in chairs and walking seductively, which sounds like it should be hot, but the lighting was like I imagine prison lighting to be, and most of the girls were fat (not chubby, whales), old (if I'm gonna pay for it, I expect a girls age to start with a 1), and while not ugly-faced, not at all cute. Just bleh, all around.
We searched until we found a place with girls that had decent bodies and faces, at least, but they still looked old, and if a Korean girl looks 30, you know she's pushing 50. A pimp started talking to my buddy in broken English, and my buddy spoke some broken Korean, too, and tried to say that we wanted girls our own age or younger, and instead of showing us that, the guy said, in so many words, that he could get us anything from 24 to 12, and that was enough for us to bounce. Didn't want to support that scene.
Michael Lewis
>pay her double the amount for services
why?
Andrew Wright
I am morbidly afraid of talking about love and relationships, so am kissless virgin... where can I learn about an agency like this? Been thinking of just paying to lose the "virgin" title I keep beating myself up over so its at least one less thing I hate about myself.
Benjamin Peterson
oh, maybe the internet user. im in mexico, the agency im talking about is called aliciadollshouse
Cooper Cooper
Well, thank you for giving me the agency you had. I'll look around myself (I knew it was a stupid question to ask but I didn't know how to make it sound normal) but I'll have to wait until the virus passes... whenever that is
Michael Sanders
Bangkok 2011, drunk. Friends being me to a club. Aware of the freelance culture and spent the evening in every bar on soi cowboy. Left with a prostitute from Kyrgyzstan, blonde, not bad looking but I was pass my limit. She wanted $100; whatever. Fucked raw(regret, got tested), never busted a nut. Said I made her cum twice(sure). Proceed to pass out and get woken by her in at sun up. Told her to take whatever’s in my wallet and if she needs more wake me up(I knew what I had in my wallet, 500bht and maybe a couple dollars). She leaves, without a peep. Maybe she did cum twice. Single mother, deflated tits. I wonder how she’s doing.
Aaron Jenkins
Lots of sad stories. I'll start with a nasty one.
Be student in Toronto. Pretty into whoring at this point. See an ad for 60 dollar full service. Cheapest on back page at the time. I roll up to the place it's an address in Chinatown right on spsdina. Get in there and it can only be described as a dingy former spa with beds instead of massage tables. The girl is fresh out of the shipping container, cannot speak any English only chinese. This whore is much older than advertised, pushing 40 possibly more. Gives me I swear to god an extra small condom to wear. I don't mean to brag but i have a decent size. As I start fucking her I start to worry about the tiny condom. I pull out to check and not only has the Asian sized condom broken but my dick is now covered in what can only be described as cottage cheese. I don't know if it was an std or yeast infection or what but I got the fuck out of there and swore off hookers for life (Yeah right)
Jacob Garcia
I’ll add that I do understand thai and can communicate with the ones from issan. Had several of them tell me some personal shit ie, I’m actually lesbian, I hate this, regressed emotion shit, family issues. Wtf, why tell me this? How can my dick get hard now. Had one cry on me while fucking her in Laos. I envy the guys that can’t communicate. I’ve tried playing dumb but sign language gets nowhere.
Parker Sullivan
bump
Jaxson Murphy
Yeah dude don't visit whores in Chinatown. The worst experience I had was actually also off Spadina but closer to King.
Big fake titted blonde whore. We agreed on $120 for the half hour. When I got there she didn't even get close to me until she said lay on the bed. I told her I'd rather play with her tits to get hard first. I grabbed at her tit and she said no my hands were too cold. She tried to suck my flaccid dick which didn't work and whenever I'd reach for her tits she'd say no still too cold.
All I wanted was to feel big fake tits for the first time.
Ryder Robinson
bump, hang on I'm making a post
Luke Parker
Hell yeah
(1/?)
> Be me, 23 with the assburger
> backpacking through Baku, Azerbaijan because my fixation is Persianate cultures
> NO ONE speaks English, the night is young, and I'm feeling lonely
> go through girls on an escort site, never done this shit before
> find one (pic related), WhatsApp her, $200 for the night, she's on her way
> hurriedly go out, buy condoms, snacks and freshen up
> realize I have about $40 less than I told her she'd get, start rehearsing how I'll tell her I'll get the rest tomorrow
> hotel calls me up and says I have a guest, nervous af, I send her up
> she comes in with a tight black dress, sits on the sofa
> i ask if she wants snacks or drinks, she refuses
> feel super awkward, so I say she looks nice and sit next to her
> she starts taking off her dress
> however, I like foreplay a lot, so I tell her to wait a minute
> she won't have it, I'm starting to sense a "let's get this over with" attitude
> start trying to make out, she blocks me with her hand, wtf
Christian James
Never hired a hooker, I'm blessed enough to have been nailing hot pussy my entire life. I would however be inclined to pick up a lady boy if I ever find myself in Thailand
Nathaniel Campbell
and then?
Joshua Parker
(2/?)
> but tbqh, I don't want to force anything too much, not only because I want everything to be chill but also because if Vlad the pimp's waiting outside and she says bad shit he may come in and break my arms
> fine, we'll get to the bed
> she takes everything off at once, hops into bed
> i follow, take my clothes off
> she puts on the condom like a pro and starts giving head
> my dick is not cooperating, it won't get hard
> she gets into missionary, and we try again
> sucking her tits, and she's breathing heavier, so she seems to like that better
> I get 3/4 hard from it
> however, I have 6" girth, so my dick isn't going in, no matter how hard I thrust
> she's getting frustrated, I can tell by her face
Christian Thomas
oops
Joshua Carter
AND THEN?!
Parker Sanders
(3/?)
> she's not into it, and I'm the type of dude who gets off on that
> we flip to doggy, it is just not going in, and I'm sweating from the effort
> i try to be forceful a bit and get her into girl-on-top, so mad I just tell her to smack me and see if that gets me off
> she doesn't understand that and resists me trying to guide her body into it
> she disengages, and she sits in bed muttering shit with her hand rubbing her forehead
> says something like "I don't understand, it just not, working, why"
> she gets up and starts dressing again
> this isn't the first time I've had this issue, so I sigh, slump into the bed, and stare into space
> she stops for a minute and looks at me, then gets into the other side of the bed
> I tell her a bit why I'm there, and we start talking about our cynicism of the world and sex hang-ups (mine is traps, hers was lesbian shit)
> we find out we're both like that because of bullshit the other sex does, and she asks me more about my trap fetish
> i tell her i want to feel beautiful (aesthetically, not really in a feminine way) and that life doesn't seek that side of me
Juan Russell
(4/4)
> i tell her i like to dance, even by myself
> her face perks up a bit at that, she asks what songs I dance to
> pull up vid related, a Turkish song:
> youtube.com
> she asks me to dance for her to the song in my underwear
> i do, we're both laughing, and she stays watching as I dance
> i sit in the bed again, and it's quiet for a bit
> she says she needs to see some friends, gets up to go and dresses
> turns to me again and tenderly french kisses me, twice, then leaves
That's my only experience with a prostitute, it was interesting and melancholy at the same time, doesn't help I'm a socially awkward fuck. I've got a lot to learn
Hudson Parker
needless to say, I have a fetish for turkish and churka girls now
Carter Campbell
Holy fūck you’re a lost cause.
V4L.
Angel Cruz
>grow up knowing my mom had a sister that died when they were young
>in my college years a fight between my parents triggers some words and i learn that my aunt is still alive but she was a junkie and they threw her off the family
>grandparents dead so cant do much but still try to find her
>finally track her down with a lot of door to door knocking
>full blown crack whore
>skeleton, no teeth, her skin looked like shit, her hair even worse
>introduced myself and she was asking me for money
>told me she would suck my dick for money, she even was grabbing it
>the whole set up was just so unsettling
>offered her to take her back home
>she started getting violent and told me if i have no money to give her to leave
>gave her 100$
>she took them and left
Jeremiah Stewart
Yep, feels like it. If I knew what to fight for, I'd probably man up a bit more, but all I'm doing is studying for a grad degree. Women are annoying to deal with for me.
Julian Mitchell
>be at uni
>weekend night
>at parking lot
>see a girl standing on the street
>she waves at me
>wave back
>ask me if I’m looking for a good time
>ask her to flash pussy (afraid to be a cop)
>yolo.exe
>50 for pussy Job (no penetration)
>100 to fuck her
>money upfront
>fuck her good
>finish fucking her
>exist my car
>I drove around to exit the parking lot
>she get pick up by her guy
>the guy is yelling at her
>she looks at me
>she is crying
>I drove away
Hunter Phillips
You are supposed to negotiate upfront you stupid idiot.
Wyatt Kelly
I have experience with hookers. Here in London you can have a quickie for 20 pounds (25 dollars) or a bareback quickie for 40 pounds. The worst time was probably when I went bareback with this chick. I was pounding her from the side. When i changed positions. I saw she had a terrible skin rash (infection) in her back. I literally got up and left. When to check my dick. Did a test and luckily I was safe. Scariest moment of my life. Worst of all is that that same day I had a date and I ended up getting a blowjob. I felt like shit