What are some sex toys I can make with household shit to make my pp tingle good...

What are some sex toys I can make with household shit to make my pp tingle good. I've already done a towel with a latex glove and am bored. General sex toys and sex techniques for my pp welcome.

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Take 3 balloons and fill them with hot (not too hot) water, wrap them in a towel so that they form a round triforce. Fuck the hole in the middle. Use Vaseline as lube for maximum aehgo effect.

Rummaged around and couldn't find balloons. I got vaseline and oils and shit for lube.

2 sponges
1 empty tube, preferably from a large pringles can
1 glove

Put the sponges in the pringles can, glove in between, roll wrist section of glive over sides, use any lube, and fuck.

Isn't this the same thing as towel and latex glove or does it feel different? I tried a toiler paper roll and i liked how i had to push and force my way into it that felt nice but other than that it felt the same.

Sandwich bag filled with lube between your mattress corner.

it'll feel different, especially if you use a ridged sponge, or at least with some texture.

fuk i have one shitty ass sponge and these thin ass tube i cant fit it into.

You're better off with real toys instead of shit you got at home, just save up on a onahole or fleshlight or whatever. but if you're really that cheap or ashamed to get one off amazon, here's what i got to give.
I can't say these are toys, but olive oil or honey makes pretty good lube I recommend the real raw honey, none that fake shit but trust me you'll cum like a thousand suns exploding. red pepper flakes are also pretty good if you want some heat on you're dick, don't pour them on your dick just rub your hands with the stuff. ever since I got circumcised I've used a lubed up grocery bag and it gives a rough tingling sensation. there's also jerking it while high.
Just let me warn that the more you do this and the more methods you do to get that really good organism, will lead you to the point of no return, and you'll be lusting over more and more degenerate shit, whether it's how you get off or the current genre of porn you're watching, you'll never be satisfied.

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I know I'm a coomer I just want a nice toy to use I've been jerking off the same way for 12 fucking years. I have literally no money at all, basically NEET, so I can't really order anything. I've never tried honey is that safe? Now that I think about it the viscosity sounds nice. I wonder if I could fill a glove with honey and then use the towel shit but if the honey would provide a nice resistance. Also, how hard is honey to get off your dick?

>I've never tried honey is that safe?
Trust me, bee's won't go after your dick... I promise
the viscosity feels great, and it's not that hard or take that long to remove honey off your dick if you're planning to take a shower after.

What are some other options for viscosity and resistance so i can really plow into something

Sadly I don't got much else to tell you.
I've never done this but one time on Omegle I was told you can make a makeshift fleshlight from dish washing gloves.
I think how it worked if I remember correctly is you filled the glove with water, interlock and tie the fingers, including tying the ends on the gloves together as if the were holding each other really tight, and then you just stick you're dick in between the gloves as if you were getting a double handed hand job.

Shit thanks man. What are you cooming to/with in these boring quarantined times?

If you find another then just wrap the glove around the sponges for maximum tightness, fuck the can, trust me

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Not much since since I've haven't been jerkin' it for well over a week now.

how come

go to the grocery store and buy a melon or honey dew and cut a slit out of it and fuck it

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Hole in teddy bear

Kinda hard for me to explain and I'd rather not bother to trying explain other than saying that i'm just kinda pretty bored of doing so.

Grapefruit homie. Hole through the middle, microwave 30 seconds, lube and stroke. You said youre broke but a grape fruit is like 50 cents.

Just used works very well

The toy in your pic feels nice initially, but at the moment when you're cumming, there's no muscular contractions in the pussy, so it actually doesn't feel good. And you need to warm it or the gel to make it feel better during the stroking.

why the fuck can’t you NEETs afford a $20 pocket pussy off amazon? I bought one years ago that I still pound whenever my lady isn’t available and it’s held up fine. how poor are you fucks, really?

I can afford one but didn't know if it was worth buying, would you recommend getting one?

How can you afford it? Allowance? Good boy points?

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A job??

$20 so you don’t have to come up with retarded shit like fucking an oiled up balloon in a towe? Yes. that shit lasts ages as long as you clean it and take care of it. fuck, I think he first one I ever bought was only $12 of amazon, one of those Sasha grey creampie pocket pussies. I was 19 and would get high and fuck that thing like there was no tomorrow. lasted me a few months of pretty regular usage

You said you're neet

they’re not on par with actual vagina but miles better than using your hand. Only downside is that you have to clean it up afterwards which can be annoying, but it’s not difficult