Why is he smiling so smug?

Why is he smiling so smug?

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i can think of ten reasons

He packs a big cock

I want to see. No homo

Because he met Inspector Gadget and got to learn about Minecrap. Brown bricks even

He's just managed to smuggle some airpods out of the apple store in his prison pocket.

He just won a free iPad

He doesn't look like that anymore. Post a recent pic. He gained a shit load of weight, and we all knew he would eventually. The only people he seems to hang out with are Heavy D and the Boyz, and you hang out with all fat people, slowly, by degrees, you will become a fat body yourself.

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Pop your pants open, look at your own cock, and then mentally add 8 inches.

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