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YLYL
Nathaniel James
Jacob Morales
SO THE CDC WON'T LET ME BE
OR LET ME BE ME SO LET ME SEE...
THEY TRIED TO SHUT ME DOWN ON /CVG/
BUT IT JUST FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME
Jason Cooper
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jackson Mitchell
Julian Phillips
Jeremiah Cruz
Lost LOL
Josiah Wood
>Lost hard! This is so funny keep up the good work bro!
Kevin Hernandez
funniest shit ever since pickle rick
Alexander Allen
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