you ylyl you lose. (you die edition)
You ylyl you lose. (you die edition)
Charles Jones
Justin Lopez
Evan Thomas
Jordan Green
Isaac Mitchell
James Rogers
Jackson Hill
I want all of these on cards now
Lincoln Reyes
Jason Fisher
Angel Sanchez
Jaxson Miller
Nicholas Williams
Wyatt Martin
Jaxon Young
Brayden Thompson
Dominic Perry
John Green
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Isaac Flores
Matthew Taylor
Julian Thompson
Aaron Diaz
Carter Allen
Tyler Sanders
Charles Perez
why did I lose to this
Andrew Long
Logan Butler
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Hudson Jenkins
what the fuck we have a winner
Jacob Wright
Nolan Johnson
Ethan Sanchez
Jonathan Hernandez
Nathan Reed
Carson Peterson
Jacob Hughes
Nolan Robinson
Carson Adams
Jeremiah Baker