Who is the oldest person Yas Forums had sex with?

Who is the oldest person Yas Forums had sex with?

Pic related, a 40 year old prostitute I fucked

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I met an older woman off random acts of muff dive (yeah, yeah, i know... reddit) about a year ago.

She told me she was tired of being neglected by her husband and just wanted a man to make her cum. I thought for sure i was getting trolled, catfished, or set up for a no show meet, but I gave her my address and she was at my house in 10 minutes.

I got in her range rover and we drove out to the woods. She was exactly my kind of woman. She was 51 years old, dressed in business casual attire, smelled nice, had big boobs and a little bit of a belly, and was obviously fairly wealthy. We didn't say much to eachother on the drive, and I started getting worried she was setting me up to get robbed, kidnapped, or killed.

We got out into the woods, and she offered me a cigarette to calm down. She had one too. We made small talk. I was finishing my cig up, and she said "should'nt you really be sucking on something else?" We got out of the car and she sat on the hood. I leaned up, unzipped her pants, and pulled her pants and panties off at the same time. I went to town on her. I was licking her so well that she slumped back on the hood and turned to jelly. She was twitching and grunting like a mating hog. I held her up by her hips and kept on licking the fuck out of her while she came over and over, leaking girly goo all over the place, and I swallowed the whole lot.

She drove me home and seemed really guilty and angry with herself, asking me how the fuck I could do that. I told her she asked me to, and she's just the kind of woman i'm attracted to, and I can't change it. She thanked me and said it was wonderful but she'd never do it again.

Until she sent me a text 2 weeks later..

>10 minutes
larp larp larp

48 cougar

She said she was 30 but I think she was older. I was 23 at the time.

>your opinion

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A 37 year old when I was 20. No cool story. We just got chatting on Tinder and then fucked.

Was she hot at least?

For her age. Your average 20 something is still objectively better.

Me 23 her 47. Widow with 3 hot daughters too. I worked in retail and she was a customer. Saw at a bar one night ended up fucking a few times over next couple months.

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I regularly fuck a grandma. She's in shape though. One of my kids swim instructors. She's 58

> Grandma
> 58

Fucking hell bet that was hard one to get...

54yo

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I had sex with a 36 year old married woman (mother of two teens) when I was 28 & single. That was the oldest person I had sex with.

Not bad for 54 but I wouldn't pick her over someone my own age. Provided I had the choice.

My wife is 65 and tight as fuck. Never had kids. Takes it in all three holes. The nice thing about getting older is your eyesight gets worse about the time your wife gets wrinkles.

Amy pics of her old shithole

Shes a lovely but lonely woman.
Thought I could try my chances and actually scored.

I prefer late teens up to mid 20s but van appreciate a sexy milf

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Polish? She looks Polish

Shes 60 and I was 28....wonderful fuck...

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65
I really enjoy fucking old women because I'm a sick fuck

55, I'm 26

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53 i was 31

I had sex with a 52 yearold women when I was 35. It was actually pretty hot but not the best ass I have ever had. That was from my ex-gf who was 11 years younger than me. Good lay but stupid as shit.

Yeah yeah,

U must have seen the book titles

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Oh come on tell us what happened next then

>Find a +40 year old escort
>Likes teacher-student and manager-employee roleplay
>Only sees clients +35 years old

FUCKING WHY!? WHATS THE POINT!?

Actually not sure how old the oldest would have been, but at least 55 for sure, maybe older. I went through this period where I was going through a bucket list of the types of women I was into. And it was almost all mature women... female cops, fat nurses, bored chubby housewives, highly educated office workers, administrators, college professors, etc. for about 4 years. I've done some perverted shit in my time. All of it on a whim. And it was all great.

The next time, it was a similar situation, except her pussy was on my face a lot quicker, and she was complimenting me rather than being silent and nervous. She told me I ate her pussy far better than anyone else ever had. I made her turn to jelly again. We had a cigarette afterwards and I thanked her. She said she doesn't understand me or why I like her, but she appreciates me. She even let me have a hug and a long passionate kiss.

I never heard from her again.

>Pic related, a 40 year old prostitute I fucked
You actually asked her how old she is?

I had sex with a 70 year old while I was out of my mind on cocaine, fuck did I want to kill myself the next day

my current gf, so 22. im 28

33, I was 29 at the time