Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
YLYL
Joshua Lee
Jonathan Gomez
Kill yourself
Lucas Williams
kek
Logan Jackson
I don't get it.
Was she supposed to marry the first guy she dates?
Blake Martin
Because it reminds us that IF you find love eventually you still lose.
Carson Ross
brutal bro
Eli Stewart
you people are very jealous of these old people, is it because you neck beards may never leave that dungeon of a basement ?
Elijah Barnes
Says the faceless neck beard on Yas Forums.
Samuel Thomas
Tyler Young
Just made this meme out of pure boredom