Packed chucrhes tomorrow. Who's in?

Packed chucrhes tomorrow. Who's in?

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"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

I belong to the Church of Coom. I worship my lord at home.

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half the country if not more is locked down because of coronavirus,nobody is gonna be at church tommorow

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

"You goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"

"If it wasn't for d-ckheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"

Florida's Governor said churches were essential

“Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' sh-t, or did you have to work on it?"

This could be a great raid for Yas Forums. If you live in a state that is allowing churches to hold mass, you should go, and cough the entire time.

"out fucking standing private pyle,i think we finally found something that you do well"

You need some slack, friendo

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Unironically the Gunny died in the same manner COVID vics do, intubated on a ventilator w/pneumonia. A year ago,. strange...

He died two years ago you mongoloid

But his body kept chocking out morticians till a year later..Semper Fi..

He is risen!

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This is 'Murica. No commie faggot is gonna tell me I can't get coughed on and die on a respirator.

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you know its bad when a pornstar is obviously creeped out taking a picture with you

I'M asking the fucking questions here!

Wrong image for your OP. Should've went with a funny arab blowing himself up.

ok boomer,if polio didnt kill you.coronavirus will

I think we should be encouraging fundamentalist christians to gather in groups right now. Good for them.

i think we need to realize that conservatism died after they voted for donald trump

its funny how these bible thumping states bring out their true colors when a pandemic happens "we love to thump our bibles but wont let people in our state go to church because of an overhyped flu"

I like where this is going.

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Less christians...good !

I'm all for it it. Go to church, bring home disease, maybe kill off some family members. Then they'll look to heaven and ask god why. Idiots.

just imagine how many cocks that mouth has been around

adriana chechik is a dirty slut

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Look up the Ball Ground GA story. Rural black town with no cases a month ago.
Against state orders,100+ nogs attend a 10 limit funeral for a non virus related death. They flew in fam from NYC.
Two weeks later the whole town is sick in quarantine. Hundreds.
Some people you just can't reach.
Nogs,not even once...

ball ground ... sounds like a Yas Forums fetish

They believe Jesus will protect them. Billions of prayers being said to stop the pandemic with zero results. Yes sir, the power of prayer. Haw.