Packed chucrhes tomorrow. Who's in?

Packed chucrhes tomorrow. Who's in?

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"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

I belong to the Church of Coom. I worship my lord at home.

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half the country if not more is locked down because of coronavirus,nobody is gonna be at church tommorow

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

"You goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"

"If it wasn't for d-ckheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"

Florida's Governor said churches were essential

“Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' sh-t, or did you have to work on it?"

This could be a great raid for Yas Forums. If you live in a state that is allowing churches to hold mass, you should go, and cough the entire time.