How would I go about getting a pajeet girlfriend?

How would I go about getting a pajeet girlfriend?
This is very important Yas Forums I need all the help I can get. :(

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If it helps my situation, i'm white.
Please Yas Forums i need to stick my dick in sweet curry pussy.

I had a girl in India randomly add me on fb three days ago and is overly keen won't leave me alone

I'd fuck her, she looks tasty

Just get an Americanized one.

Move to London.
Pajeet girls everywhere going out with white guys (and vice versa).

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You lucky man, I envy you.
You have good taste.
I dunno how! Anytime I have a chance and talking to a pajeet I freeze up and don't capitalize on the situation. Anytime I see a pajeet women I nearly start hyperventilating with nervousness. No other race does this for me.
Not an option, Canuckistan will have to do :(

All I desire out of a women is a qt modest and humble pajeet girl to enjoy life with and teach me the intricacies of the Vedas and to have beautiful mixed children with.
Fuck even thinking about such a thing makes me lust for it. :( i don't even care if shes a chubber I need sweet pajeet loving.

I got my parakeet at petco

Play the songs of her people

Courting involves taking a shit outside her house 4 days in a row. Always make sure there's some on your fingers when shaking hands with her parents, they respect that.

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i have a sexy pajeet gf that i fuck all the time
i love smelling her curry armpits when we fuck
and her stinky asshole in 69
makes me cum so hard

use dating apps, if you're tall and white they'll come for you

Wouldn't hurt, I enjoy indian music. Not very well versed in indian pop music though.
Ha ha very funny you joker.

Name is nusi rahman

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Living the dream user. Haven't used a dating app since 2015. I refuse to use Tinder, are there other alternatives?
I'm white but i'm not tall, i'm 5'10.

bumble? hinge? coffee meets bagel?
there are others
5'10" is probably enough for most pajeet girls, they're usually much shorter

tell me the thing you want to do most to a pajeet girl and i'll do it in your honor tonight

Thanks for the suggestions user.
I want to sneek a pajeet away from her conservative strict parents, still dressed in her traditional attire to appease her parents. Take her to a room, first thing I would do in pull up her dress and spread her ass open to inspect her glorious asshole, and regardless of whether it was clean or not I would tongue it. She would start unsure but her repressed desires take over and we have a tantric fuckfest. She then runs away from her parents and lives with me so I can spoil her.

Went out casually with a panjeeti for a while. Wanted to take it to the next level but she poo-poo'd it.

i can't do all that for you, but i can lick her asshole no matter how clean or unclean

anything else?

If she has a toy that can suction to a wall you should spit roast her for me :)

Get a job at tec support.

she doesn't but i'll talk to her about ordering one

would you want me to spit roast her with another white guy?

If she ain’t white, she ain’t right.

Had a long distance relationship with a panjeet, talked on the phone for ages. Then I found out her name wasn't Jane and she didn't even work for microsoft.

I dunno, that could ruin a a good thing. Start with a dildo and see how she likes it.
All white girls look like clones.

You know, most (non-Muslim) pajeet parents I met are perfectly fine with their sons and daughters going out with white people ... as long as you are respectable (doctor, lawyer, legit businessman etc).

Would say indian girls are 100% trad wives, even the westernised ones.

thanks user i'll bring it up with her
hope it makes you happy to know that some of us are living the pajeet dream and beating up indian pussy

This gives me hope :) one day i'll have a pajeet wifey to kiss goodnight and have children with.

I'm jelly. Wish me luck you lucky, kind user.

good luck.
do the dating app thing. it's worth it
you really can get that indian pussy, they're desperate for white boys

turn it into a game and only swipe on indian girls. see what happens

Duly noted. Should I include "only into Indian girls" in my bio or is that suicide? I'm pretty much only attracted to Indian girls, the occasional Asian, but RARELY white girls because they are all carbon copies of each other with the same interests.

tbh, you wont regret. Indian girls are very loyal and do not act like degenerates. Loads of stunning ones around.

Also big tits.

Just find a professional westernised one and you are sorted for life.

DON'T put that in the bio
you have to play the long game. you can never share that info with a girl
she has to think you like her for HER
seriously never bring up the fetish

You're fucking deluded in some way dude. So some pink Barbie girl who gets her nails done every week and listens to chart music is the same as a big titty goth gf who listens to metal and plays video games? Stop watching so much pajeet porn and go talk to some girls

That's the dream, thanks for the assurance.
Okay fair enough that makes sense lol thanks

i want you to live your dream
go get that sweet indian pussy

At least they don't smell and look like poo