Has anybody ever had a girl make fun of the size of your dick during sex?

hahahahaha
well then buy a dildo and shove that one down her throat

Sauce?

6.5 is long though lmao

When we started dating my now wife once commented that "it feels so good to have sex with someone that's not so big". Not really a complaint, but certainly implying that i was significantly smaller than her previous lover(s). That comment has been playing tricks with my mind ever since.

An ex said something like "too short" but it didn't matter to me when it went from her ass to her mouth.

Nope. I had an ex ask me "did I ever tell you how perfect your dick is?" and then not want to have sex 30 minutes later even though we were still kinda talking so there's that.

It kinda is right in the sweet spot range. It's 6.5-7" depending on how turned on I am and looks huge when it's fully hard (not super hard every boner) and the girth is just enough where normal condoms are too tight and I need large ones. Curves up a little too so it hits the g-spot when they're on their back, squirting happens a lot which is fucking hot.

I have a whole lot of mental issues and difficulties dealing with life but I at least have my dick, which is nice.

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exactly, average is 5.5, she must be used to big black 12 inch dicks to fill her loose flappy gaping pussy hole.

I've laughed at mismatched or floppy tits, so...Who gives a fuck? Nut. Get the nut.

Women are masters of leaving men with things to ruminate on. You have to just get past it and deal with what's in front of you.

They're amateurs at it. High enthusiasm, but little intelligence. Look out if they detect you don't care. Fucking meltdown.

You're approaching chode dimensions.

Back in her late 20s, my wife hooked up with a bouncer at a club who had dimensions like that, but even more extreme.

Truth

she did it for free? I usually have to pay

you guys know that if a girl EVER laughs at you during sex, the way to cure that is to shove your cock up her ass with no lube, right? See if she keeps laughing after that.

im proud of you and your penis user

hell yeah fellow almost chode bro. Gotta 6x6 myself lol

If this is true, it's because girls now learn about sex through porn just as well as boys do. There's a whole category of penis shaming porn, apparently the appeal is that if you have a small dick then being ridiculed is the only way you can hope to get an attention. Maybe some women think this is something most guys actually enjoy and not a tiny (lol) minority, just because they see it on porn sites.

>has anybody ever had a girl make fun of the size of your dick during sex?
hey man could be worse, could be a 40 year old virgin packing heat

She's telegraphing that you're the perfect size for anal sex, OP. She wants it up her ass.

Gonna be honest here despite all the trolls acting like they all 8 inch monsters.

Im packing maybe 3 flaccid and 6 ish hard. But my weights fluctated from manly muscles to manly chub god. Ive banged about 120 girls. Not 1 ever made fun of it DURING. If they did i dont remember and i went on to make them tap out or squirt. But a couple i could tell were size queens and disappointed when i took it out or put it in. Usually wheni had whiskey dick. Other than whiskey dick i had like a 90% success rate at making them cum buckets and lots of squirters so they always came back for more.

Long story short, it was awkward when i put it in my head or could tell it crossed their mind.
But practice your tongue and finger game and mix it up, pump em hard and fast then switch to fingering and eating and as they are getting closer switch back to average or below meat and you can still get them off and make them think your meat is golden.

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>shove it down her throat and she will stop laughing

Can't shove it down her throat if it can't reach past her 2nd molars.

You should have just started mouth raping her violently while making fun of her saggy tits and lose pussy. That would have taught the slut to behave better.

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It's disgusting, bro.

lmao, worst bullshit I've ever heard

Ded girls can't laugh, you better be smarter next time, useless faggot.

the last slut that made a comment about the size of my cock changed her tune when I shoved it in her ass.

No. And i hope she gave you corona aids.