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Pfft, that all you got?
i seen youtube posts like this is there any more of these it's really funny
Edge lord.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
my fave one
an thread
Smiled, good one user
I lost
She left him because he wasn't able to have kids...
woody harrelson belly
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Kek’d and lmao’d
Nice dubs
That might be the saddest thing I've ever seen
Look mum I posted it again
You do not make jokes about serious matters.
What if a serious matter happened to you.
Serious matters lurk everywhere and they're out to get you.
A serious matter can become your reality.
Quit it with the jokes about serious matters.
sadly, she wont stay long single, there are enough white simps to sustain her forever
Who ever thinks this is funny probably never would step up for their own kid, no you’d cry for her to get an abortion so you don’t have to uproot you whole life.
Any guy willing to be a stepdad when the real one is gone, he’s crazy but he’s also doing Gods work on earth for a kid.
That's just beta as fuck
At least the kid is white.
Except he's not a stepdad. The post makes it very clear that hes not getting any from the mom and she will never let him. She straight up says "I hope you find a woman" as if she doesn't realize she could and should be that woman.
He's a beta simp
>825040265
You didn't read it did you, she is friendzoning him and he's raising a kid that isn't his while not even being in a relationship with the mother. Thats beta and simpy as fuck.
You can help a friend in need but to put that much effort is because the guy is probably in love, desperate lr something. He isn't going to get anything more than a hug and a fb post.
Nice bait
Plot twist: he's fucking the kid
Think of what it takes to fight cancer, can any of you pussies actually say you’d be strong enough to handle fighting an illness that kills you? Well the world is getting a taste of what it’s like, so as you proudly tell yourself “it’s not me so it’s funny”. Just remember the world is still on lockdown for the foreseeable future, because a virus that doesn’t discriminate who it kills. The covid-19 genome matches HIV and SARS/MERS, it was man made and Pandora’s box has unleashed airborne death.
Your mum of a single child raised a retarded kid.
That's pretty serious
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