There is nothing better than taking a shit with a beverage. Ultimate relaxation. Prove me wrong

There is nothing better than taking a shit with a beverage. Ultimate relaxation. Prove me wrong.

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I couldn't relax because I know how many poop particles are released in the air when you shit and when you flush. You're statistically guaranteed to get some in your drink. No thanks.

beat me to it
if you can smell it, it is throwing particles...

Never licked an arse before?

OP, I totally agree, but I would add to that by taking in some cookies and an ipad to watch netflix on.

The inside of your underwear is the perfect place to store some snacks while you shit.

That's revolting. I'm not going to eat or drink anything in a room full of farticles.

That's why you have an immune system.

Pissing in a bottle

Why unnecessarily add the risk though?

Because it's tasty

Shitting while smoking a cigarette is far better.

Because we aren't anally retentive germophobes

Shtting while shooting up heroin is far better still.

Shitting while in the optimal position, a crouch. Those weird foreign hole toilets would never work for our american fatties though

You may be correct good sir, but I don't think I'll ever find out.

You need to be naked when taking a shit too.

SERIOUS QUESTION TO ALL:

Do you let your pennises sit on the toilet seat or let it hang in the bowl?

Shower beer.

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When I go to a friends house I always let it sit on the seat.

Down in the bowl, had it hit the porcelain many times and it is bothersome. Also had it chub up to the underside of the seat. Resting on the seat prevents any further release of urine from going where it should. Those longer commercial toilets with the sanitary gap in the seat are really nice, unfortunately they are always in public restrooms.

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specially coffee for full circle experience

taking a shit with TWO beverages

hot shower, cold beer

I always use my phone in the shitter, then I smile when dumb people grab it to hold it 1mm adjusted to how I was showing them, instead of moving their head. They just touched my poop and my weiner.

OH THATS THEE FUCKING BEST. I prefer a clear liquor mixed drink now, gotta do that one soon.

Anal bacteria from healthy people is far less damaging than people think. Only when cultured is it bad enough to cause illness such as cholera. Oral bacteria is far more diverse and damaging. Upper respiratory systems are grounds for breeding some nasty stuff where as most of what exits the anus is dead or not seriously infectious.

I've been to Japan, and those whole in the floor ones actually don't feel so strange.