There is nothing better than taking a shit with a beverage. Ultimate relaxation. Prove me wrong

There is nothing better than taking a shit with a beverage. Ultimate relaxation. Prove me wrong.

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I couldn't relax because I know how many poop particles are released in the air when you shit and when you flush. You're statistically guaranteed to get some in your drink. No thanks.

beat me to it
if you can smell it, it is throwing particles...

Never licked an arse before?

OP, I totally agree, but I would add to that by taking in some cookies and an ipad to watch netflix on.

The inside of your underwear is the perfect place to store some snacks while you shit.

That's revolting. I'm not going to eat or drink anything in a room full of farticles.

That's why you have an immune system.

Pissing in a bottle

Why unnecessarily add the risk though?