No YLYL thread? YLYL thread

No YLYL thread? YLYL thread

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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bump

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boot

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Still makes me laugh to this day

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Twisted.

Laughed at the second one.
Moar plz

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What went wrong, Yas Forums? Why didn't he get his second date?

Who is postin these? Must hate his job

KEK
cringe (but still kek)

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>Who is postin these?
Me.
>Must hate his job
It was Home Depot. You cannot truly know until your anus has bled to the orange dick.

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*sighs*
It was a decent YLYL while it lasted, anons. I'm out. Night all.

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Someone post the webm of the baby scared by the face coming out of nowhere I've seen in rekt threads

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I worked there for 3 years in lumber. We used to joke that hell was orange and we were already there.

Reddit

Reply to this post or your mother will experience mild discomfort tonight

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im tired of this quarantine time to eat shorts

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lol

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based

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The story of the interior
> I'm here
Now> 17
> He who leaves his contract will not rise for life
> Girls get nervous after high school.
> I have a 16 year old sister.
And my brother is ashamed that I want to see someone
> I'm looking for "people"
Our father started talking about taking children.
A year later, I brought a friend home
> Click on white and brown
> Kindle is hot
Our father always said, "It's a court."
> Tell me a few minutes
> Others
My father said, "It won't be late." he said.
> Seth returns home
Read the "fun" video
A week later, my sister announced that her seven-year-old children were going to an old book.
He revealed that he wanted secrets from this university
A week later, I heard my siblings speak.
Start >> "No"
> Trytoholdbacklaughter.jpg
His father
> Smile
MFue's father was waiting to see his birthday.

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fucking kek

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>be me
>see this nigger spamming this shit pasta everywhere
you must really have a lot to do outside of this, huh ?

Da'y'um son, got me.

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This HAS to be true, I refuse to believe someone could make it up. I kek'd forty keks

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Everyone thinking this is cringe has no idea how based it actually is, he went into the date the way women go into dates

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Slow your roll, everyone is a boot to someone. Boot.

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Chickens ass got me

boot is short for contribute, he was bootin'.

You fucking greenhorn

no one besides normie scum thinks this is cringe

Lol

I lost

I hope one day to be alpha enough to look at a girl at the end of a dinner date and politely ask "do you need me to pay for mine, orrrr?" the way they do.

Currently I want sum fuk, so I'm not risking it. But what I do NOT do is pay the whole bill automatically. That shit's for simps.

daseb

chech'el

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Made this gem a few years ago.

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Kys

What's a simp

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BFF

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can anyone post that hilarious banana pic?

Get raped by a black man in jail

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haha, that's the one!

Here you go

Go ahead and save it. All yours, my friend

You too?

True story time
>sis has bf
>dad says they'll break
>they break
>mfw

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