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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
bump
boot
Still makes me laugh to this day
Twisted.
Laughed at the second one.
Moar plz
What went wrong, Yas Forums? Why didn't he get his second date?
Who is postin these? Must hate his job
KEK
cringe (but still kek)
>Who is postin these?
Me.
>Must hate his job
It was Home Depot. You cannot truly know until your anus has bled to the orange dick.
*sighs*
It was a decent YLYL while it lasted, anons. I'm out. Night all.
Someone post the webm of the baby scared by the face coming out of nowhere I've seen in rekt threads
I worked there for 3 years in lumber. We used to joke that hell was orange and we were already there.
Reply to this post or your mother will experience mild discomfort tonight
im tired of this quarantine time to eat shorts
lol
based
The story of the interior
> I'm here
Now> 17
> He who leaves his contract will not rise for life
> Girls get nervous after high school.
> I have a 16 year old sister.
And my brother is ashamed that I want to see someone
> I'm looking for "people"
Our father started talking about taking children.
A year later, I brought a friend home
> Click on white and brown
> Kindle is hot
Our father always said, "It's a court."
> Tell me a few minutes
> Others
My father said, "It won't be late." he said.
> Seth returns home
Read the "fun" video
A week later, my sister announced that her seven-year-old children were going to an old book.
He revealed that he wanted secrets from this university
A week later, I heard my siblings speak.
Start >> "No"
> Trytoholdbacklaughter.jpg
His father
> Smile
MFue's father was waiting to see his birthday.
fucking kek
>be me
>see this nigger spamming this shit pasta everywhere
you must really have a lot to do outside of this, huh ?
Da'y'um son, got me.
This HAS to be true, I refuse to believe someone could make it up. I kek'd forty keks
Everyone thinking this is cringe has no idea how based it actually is, he went into the date the way women go into dates
Slow your roll, everyone is a boot to someone. Boot.
Chickens ass got me
boot is short for contribute, he was bootin'.
You fucking greenhorn
no one besides normie scum thinks this is cringe
Lol
I lost
I hope one day to be alpha enough to look at a girl at the end of a dinner date and politely ask "do you need me to pay for mine, orrrr?" the way they do.
Currently I want sum fuk, so I'm not risking it. But what I do NOT do is pay the whole bill automatically. That shit's for simps.
daseb
chech'el
Made this gem a few years ago.
Kys
What's a simp
BFF
can anyone post that hilarious banana pic?
Get raped by a black man in jail
haha, that's the one!
Here you go
Go ahead and save it. All yours, my friend
You too?
True story time
>sis has bf
>dad says they'll break
>they break
>mfw