Why would anyone pay for name brand salt?

Good thing people don't realize the only difference between kosher salt and canning salt is Rabi chants

That’s a different topic. Clearly Kosher salt has different uses than table salt. But to circle back, would you buy Morton Kosher salt if store brand Kosher salt were available?

Ah yes, deep in the himalayas, the local tribesmen know of the sacred salt minerals found in the steep walls of the salt rocks. They know it as that good pink stuff, we know it as pussy.

>Kosher salt has different uses than table salt
It does not
Kosher salt is literally just table salt that meets kosher guidelines

the real question is what salt to leave in the earth to utterly destroy the land you are invading?

Jawbreaker would.

Because it costs about $0.50 extra to prevent me feeling like a cheap fuck

Look at this faggot. Eats dried cum and thinks it's salt. Stop sucking bloody needles on the beach you fucking AIDS nigger. Then you'll know the refined ecsta9 of Morton's.

Isn’t kosher salt the large grained salt crystals that you see on soft pretzels? Or am I misnaming the product?

You fucking stole my salt?