I know this picture is posted as bait 99 % of the time. But for the 1 % who'd post it unironically, get fucked.
YLYL
Fucking lost
(((bernstein)))
The first part made me lose it
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
bound ne vera narratio?
>Sit a me
>XVII tempore
>Beta Victus impetro qui non posuit eum pro anima
>Pathologi -cum st quia timor medio puellarum schola, cum aliquo anami canid femina eruditioni habes me
>lunior habere sororem, ad hoc tempus XVI
>Soror mea est insanus puer, date aliquis realiter vult esse
>Denuntiat ut suus ‘cum aliquis’
>Pater et ego in consilia quam ut sagittent in satus de bastardis.
>Paucis diebus post, in domum suam dat secretorum scrutatores Dudus
>Alta, brunneis cappillus et hedum de capris et specula sortis infirmae sollicitavit,
>Nervosi visibiliter
>Patrem meum et dicam illi, et non sit qui suus ‘ambulavit in aula’
>De parumper pauci minutes
>Quod egredietur
>Narrat mihi Pater ‘est non semper esse’
>Sis est in domum suam
>Es denuntiat ‘amet’
>Circa septimana post, soror mea, it narrat eius puer familiaris ad collegium ante datus puella
>Anxius illa viros Clam perditos velit, ut hoc collegium terga puellae
>Fere dies octo, et soror mea, et mater SUBAUSCULTO colloquium inter
>”Nos es non est ultra”
>dum.risum.tenere.jpg
>Haec dices ad patrem meum,
>Quivis antiburschius Atque quiete ocellos
>In faciem meam exacte quomodo praedictus pater meus filiae eius necessitudinem, primum ut se deorsum
Respondeo mater tua et non morieris in hac nocte somnum!
You deserve an intestinal parasite.
Kek
I remember when YLYL actually meant top quality memes. Now it's just newnormfags posting shit this the attached.
>tfw you're the last of the original 2012 squad and Yas Forums has become overrun with simps.
why do black children get such large graves? seems like a waste of space