New YLYL; Please post actual YLYL content and not feels content, that belongs in its own thread edition.
New YLYL; Please post actual YLYL content and not feels content, that belongs in its own thread edition
Henry Wilson
Juan Moore
Jordan Peterson
Matthew Butler
Easton Cook
Andrew Howard
Easton Turner
>Sonic looked towards Garfield, his lustful eyes carefully inspecting every aspect of his naked body. Garfield stood still looking anxious and blushing. "S-so, how is it?" asked Garfield. Sonic stood still for a few seconds before answering. "Its, well. Um. Smaller than i expected" said Sonic. "I know that it might not be what you want out of someone but i hope its good enough. Now, can i see yours?" said Garfield. "Sure, why not" replied sonic, as he pulled down his pants to reveal his 60 inch chilli dog. Garfield took a step back. He wasn't even sure if he was able to fit the tip in his ass. "Well then? What do you think" asked sonic. "Its so big" said Garfield. "Well then, i guess we should start" said Sonic.
>Sonic ran forward and pushed Garfield's head towards his massive penis. Garfield opened his mouth. It hit the back of his thought and hurt his jaw, but he knew that it was to pleasure sonic so he continued. Just as Garfield thought that he was going to stop breathing, sonic climaxed filling Garfield's mouth with his huge load. When sonic took out his penis he forced Garfield's mouth shut so he had to swallow all of his cum. "now for the main meal" said sonic as he grabbed Garfield and lay him down so his back faced the ceiling.
>Sonic then grabbed Garfield's ass and put his huge penis inside. It hurt so much, but Garfield powered through. "SONIC, YOUR DICKS STIRRING UP MY INSIDES" moaned Garfield. Sonic showed no sign of slowing down. He sped up moving his hips. Finally he came in Garfield's ass. Garfield let out a moan as his anal cavity's where filled up with sonic's cum. Sonic looked down on Garfield. "Well i guess its time i get going" he said as he walked towards the door.
Chase Bennett
Bentley Adams
Luke Jones
Tyler Fisher
That's gay
And that's real fuckin unfunny
Ethan Martinez
Josiah Robinson
Jordan Richardson
Parker Martinez
Zachary Fisher
Cameron Miller
Kevin Ortiz
Liam Ross
Inbound ne vera narratio?
>Sit a me
>XVII tempore
>Beta Victus impetro qui non posuit eum pro anima
>Pathologi -cum st quia timor medio puellarum schola, cum aliquo anami canid femina eruditioni habes me
>lunior habere sororem, ad hoc tempus XVI
>Soror mea est insanus puer, date aliquis realiter vult esse
>Denuntiat ut suus ‘cum aliquis’
>Pater et ego in consilia quam ut sagittent in satus de bastardis.
>Paucis diebus post, in domum suam dat secretorum scrutatores Dudus
>Alta, brunneis cappillus et hedum de capris et specula sortis infirmae sollicitavit,
>Nervosi visibiliter
>Patrem meum et dicam illi, et non sit qui suus ‘ambulavit in aula’
>De parumper pauci minutes
>Quod egredietur
>Narrat mihi Pater ‘est non semper esse’
>Sis est in domum suam
>Es denuntiat ‘amet’
>Circa septimana post, soror mea, it narrat eius puer familiaris ad collegium ante datus puella
>Anxius illa viros Clam perditos velit, ut hoc collegium terga puellae
>Fere dies octo, et soror mea, et mater SUBAUSCULTO colloquium inter
>”Nos es non est ultra”
>dum.risum.tenere.jpg
>Haec dices ad patrem meum,
>Quivis antiburschius Atque quiete ocellos
>In faciem meam exacte quomodo praedictus pater meus filiae eius necessitudinem, primum ut se deorsum
Respondeo mater tua et non morieris in hac nocte somnum!
Juan Howard
Matthew James
checked
Thomas Ramirez
Coming through, coming through, coming through now
Coming through, coming through, coming through now
Coming through, coming through, coming through
Shake it like it's heat, Overdrive!
Coming through, coming through, coming through now
Coming through, coming through, coming through now
Coming through, coming through, coming through
Watch where you're going, Overdrive!
Juan Flores
Parker Murphy
Not saying I disagree with the sentiment, but this is a YLYL thread, please stick to your own thread(s).
Nice quads, though.
Jose Hughes
Ryan Phillips
Elijah Foster
Shit latin, but good job on the effort
Also, NO user, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bentley Gomez
Anyone got that user that was caught watching cow sex vids on youtube? That one where OP posted a link and the user was complaining why is there cow videos on his suggested and the other user pointed out that the suggested videos are related to what (You) search?
Nathan Cooper
Jose Perry
yeah, noticed that too. OP probably just used google translate, its a pasta
Anthony Miller
Nice OC user.
Benjamin Green
India superpower
Ryder Jenkins
who the fuck plays with real people?
Michael Richardson
boomer shooter, they live forever!
Ryder James
Time to kill this thread for good.
Somebody did this with the Foo Fighters and Corona lyrics. Can somebody post that please?
Oliver Cooper
Ian Ramirez
>tfw none of you remember them days
Parker Roberts
Down with (((communism)))
Jacob Powell
kek
Nolan Thomas
I don't think you have a hat, enjoy your friend
Luke Cruz
Bmup
Adrian Richardson
Bmup
Austin Long
Bump
Caleb Garcia
Parker Thompson
Fucking lost wtf
Hunter Gray
Does anyone have that pic of a naked banana? Funniest thing I've ever seen, please run it
Zachary Campbell
Blake Jenkins
Doin' some shit
Logan Brooks
Great paws
Aaron Miller
Jacob Clark
It's funny because he's taking the piss out of adults who could genuinely do the larger math sum using their internal abacus
Lincoln Wright
Grayson Flores
Sebastian Myers
is there literally even one person that regrets donating to his campaign? I don't, he made roastie wine aunt liberals seethe and write pissy blog post about "toxic" bernie bros and I get a hearty kek just imagining Clinton still fuming about him to this day
Money well spent
Gavin Sullivan
based Kosobrin
Nathaniel Hill
Grayson Torres
Yeah, n +n + n ... = 3
Angel Peterson
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Justin Anderson
Trips, right?
Camden Moore
Learn latin you fucking pleb
Joseph Roberts
Jaxon Wood
it's bait
kys
Benjamin Anderson
oh my sides
Anthony Davis
I didnt laugh... I just felt uncomfortable.