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Sebastian Lee
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Logan Anderson
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Eli Thompson
Jaxson Green
Adrian Clark
Robert Collins
Brandon White
Easton Wilson
Caleb Wood
Ayden Flores
anyone have the retards dancing in an asylum or SMTH with sway in the background??
Leo White
Tyler Garcia
Zachary Reyes
Dude has Lego head
Andrew Bailey
Jackson Roberts
mans made "be there or be square" have an entirely new meaning
Daniel Cruz
Hello?
Based Department?
Yea I just read this post, and I'm pretty sure it's based can you please send someone immediately ?!
Ryan Wilson
Jason Perry
>Be 2020
>Still making fun of retards
How fucking original
Thomas Bell
Noah Jenkins
Camden Lee
Jaxon Gutierrez
Nathan Rodriguez
Anthony Cox
Cool
Josiah Davis
Caleb Anderson
Aaron Phillips
William Roberts
This just sad tbh
Michael Moore
Aiden Hernandez
Caleb Carter
Nathaniel Phillips
FUCK WHY DOES THE ONLY THING THAT MADE ME LOSE HAVE TO BE A DESPRESSING COMIC
WHATS WRONG WITH ME
Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Fisher
...
Alexander Gray
Eli Allen
Cooper Fisher
William Perez
Joshua Taylor
which is her mom the cat or the old lady?±!?
Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez
You are so broken, the only way you can cope with anything depressing is laughing.
Gavin Jones
Liam Kelly
Cameron Long
Luke Peterson
Anthony Garcia
Austin Ross
is that gootecks?
Brandon Brooks
Jace Gutierrez
Looks like something out of Oblivion
Brayden Gonzalez
Cameron Ward
Nicholas Myers
Camden Russell
Ayden Hughes
This really works because toads givin the middle finger.
Tyler Watson
Ryder Young
Nathaniel Ortiz
Aiden White
Cast him for Steve in the live action adaptation of minecraft
Gavin Martin
Landon Wood
Ritual sacrifice? In the UK? Do we need to bring back witch burning and heresy trials?
Levi Lee
Josiah Williams
STOOOP IT NOOOOOOO
Jordan Richardson
Tyler Gray
Evan Edwards
John Martin
Jack Hill
Die, die in a fire, fuck you, I hope a nigger rapes you
Kevin Ramirez
Nolan Garcia
Alexander Campbell
Xavier Nguyen
John Stewart
Liam Martin
Thomas Diaz
Ayden Thomas
Josiah Allen
>Ἴσθι ἐγὼ
>ιζ' τότε
>Γύννις Ἀβδηρίτης μὴ δυνάμενος συνευνασθῆναι παρὰ πάντα βίον
>Παθολογικὸς φόβος κορῶν ἀπὸ διδασκαλείων, ὅτε δὴ γύναιόν τι τῶν φρενῶν με ἐξέστησε
>Ἔχων νεωτέραν ἀδελφήν, ἦν δὲ τηνίκα ιϛ'
>Ἐκμανῶς δὲ ἡ ἀδελφή μου ἔχει τῶν παιδικῶν, γλίχεται συνεκβῆναί τινι
>Ἀπαγγέλλει ὅτι «συμφοιτῴη τινί»
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ ἄρχετον ξυμβουλευομένω ὅπως καταβάλητον τὸν νόθον
>Προϊόντων ἡμερῶν, εἰσφέρει τὸν ἄνθρωπον οἴκαδε
>Μέγας τε ἰσχνὸς καὶ μελάγχρους ὑάλω ταῖν ὀψέοιν προὐχόμενος
>Φαίνεται ἀμηχανῶν
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ καθίσαντε λέγετον αὐτῷ ὅτι «ἐς δικαστήριον ἐσήχθη»
>Συζητοῦμεν ὀλίγων λεπτῶν
>Σφὼ ἐξέρχεσθον
>Πατήρ φησί μοι ὅτι «οὐκ ἐπὶ πολὺ ἔσται»
>Κάσις οἶκόνδε ἐπανέρχεται
>Ἀγγέλλει ὅτι «κῶμος» εἴη
>Ἀμφὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ὕστερον, κασιγνήτη λέγει μοι τὸν φίλον αὐτῆς πρὸ τοῦ κόρῃ πανδιδακτηρίου συμφοιτᾶν
>Ἀδημονεῖ ὅτι τὴν πανδιδακτηρίου κόρην λάθρᾳ ἀναλαβεῖν ἐθέλει
>Περὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ἔπειτα ὠτακουστῶ διάλεξιν μητρὸς πρὸς κάσιν
>«Ἀπολέλυσθον»
Ian Russell
>γέλω.κατεχέμεν.πειραόμενος.jpg
>Λέγω τῷ πατρί μου τοῦτο
>Γελᾷ ἀκρατῶς
>Τοὐμὸν πρόσωπον ὅτε πατὴρ προείδετο ἀκριβῶς τῆς αὑτοῦ κόρην τὴν πρώτην φιλίαν ὡς ἀποβήσεται
Julian Harris
Alexander Campbell
My mans bruh lmfao fam fr cuh my mans deadass has my mans bruh that was funny lit af that’s crazy
Jordan Wood
Is-is this a feels thread?
Noah Nguyen