Ask an emergency doctor quarantined with covid-19 anything

Ask an emergency doctor quarantined with covid-19 anything

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You know it's illegal to impersonate a doctor, right?

timestamp yourself inside the hospital ward with patients.

Ask a lying little faggot anything*

quarantined at home.. not in the hospital dumbass

i have a valid medical license

post it with time stamp or gtfo

here to answer covid questions, have to find hard copy of license

How do i get my metacarpiphalangeal joint to fold all the way down to the palm? My friend said he broke it once but i aint about that. Not hyperjointed btw.

How do you identify, diagnose, and treat Ligma?

Is each strain of the virus associated with different severity of symptoms?

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>florida
sorry that you have to waste your time time treating boomers and retards man

Would you ever stitch shut 2ā€ long .5ā€ wide dog bite lacerations?

are you the nurse from yesterday, who just lost his income for the next two weeks and is afraid of loosing his job?

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Which race is most often seen in intensive care?

the proximal phalangeal-metacarpal joint is not supposed to fully flex to teh surface of the palm.. anyone got any covid questiosn?

animal bites in general should not be sutured. have done so after thorough debridement and flushing

in the US, in my county, old white people

WTF is a person with those credentials doing on Yas Forums? Don't you get enough IRL degeneracy in the ED? I guess even physicians enjoy furry trap threads as much as the rest of us though.

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Ok... My second thumb joint stops about at an obtuse angle trying to touch my pinky, my family's same joint folds at an acute angle having upper thumb part touch palm flat. How do that

i remember when Yas Forums was good.. before the boxy wars.. in fact, i remember when moot was a teen boy posting tentacle rape on something awful forums, before he sold out to the japs

EXPIRED JAN 2020

yes.. animal should not be sutured due to risk of anaerobic infection. when i have done so, i prescribed high dose antibiotics, and loosely sutured the wound so that puss could drain

yeah.. up to date license is online, not a hard copy

When are you gonna die OP?
Can't even fucken find a cure for this lock down shit. Hope you die with regret for all those pathetic lives you could've saved you piece of fake doctor shithead

Ahh another man of culture I see. Ive been here since 2005 myself. Im not a physician, but I did get addicted to heroin for a few years, so I guess you could say I'm a bit of a doctor too kek. Clean now though, if only I could get rid of my Yas Forums addiction. Is there treatment for that other than an heroing?

Are you not afraid to lose your job pretending Covid19 is a real thing?

I mean, Trump told us it was a Chinese hoax already, so piss off...

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Are you addicted to any kind of drug or did you prescribe yourself a medicament only for trying it?

(I am not from the states... so if you don't have the abilitiy to prescribe meds, in your position, I didn't know that)

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compartment syndrome is very rare, and usually only occurs in the lower leg after a tibial fracture. An infection that serious would cause a fasciitis that could be fatal without compartment syndrome

drug and disease free

way to go doc

trump would be a liar if he was coherent enough to tell lies

how swollen did the arm get compared to the other side.. did you measure the diameter?

vidya

what's your speciality?
what's your biggest stressor at work?
what is the average blood pressure of your serious c-19 patients?

Bump

we are all gonna die bitch, someday.. i am not gonna die from covid. didnt even get a fever, but because i tested positive on march 23 had to quarantine. if my antibody test is neg, i will be cleared to return to work and will be immune

Thanks for the input but i dont play vidya. Guess I am destined to coom for eternity instead. At least until I wind up coofing like you and die.

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in my area we are not treating based on strain, and the CDC has not issued guidelines for any strains

CRP-inflammation was 105.1 mg/L. Not sure if that helps to give an idea of how swollen or whatnot

Is the janitor at your hospital a passive aggressive sarcastic bastard with scathing one liners?

covid is highly contagious. You have to assume that you have been exposed and may become infectious if you have been within 6 feet, without PPE. of another with an active infection

the one i know is quiet and reserved and very polite to me, though we rarely speak

your face looks like the guy from breaking bad

he was also the swinger dentist from seinfeld

Can air coming out backside of ambu bag from (almost/probably) dead guy still have droplets in it? Did not have n95 mask on. Got face full of this breath about 8 times

no

fuck yeah

Fair enough - my extensive hospital knowledge is based entirely on Scrubs.

>Your thoughts on the anesthesiologist in KY who broke up teenage girls who were not "Social distancing" properly? Should he have been more assertive toward the nigress who called him a mf'ing boomer?

douchebag

oldfag detected

I used to be a Yas Forumstard before medical school

oldfag detected

you got me

Have one N95 mask that I need to keep and reuse for this entire pandemic. Lucky if Iā€™m even gloved up during most contacts. How fucked am I? So far no Covid hit me yet

for reference i tried to download a a gif of the japanese random hookup guy guy in overalls but do not have access to my old library. the one where he is sitting on a bench? upload and be a true Yas Forumstard

how old are you? what prescription medications do you take?

Lol it expired also you left some numbers visible... Ty

Shit.. I know you.

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Twatlips

yes i left some numbers visible

Do smokers get a worse version of covid-19?

Smokers are too cool for viruses.
Fact.

Because Dennis is bastard man!

the lung damage caused by smoking long term probably makes a covid 19 infection worse, but no actual data yet exists to determine that