Crush thread. Tell us about your crush

He's my best friend and we've been talking and gaming on discord so much because of the quarantine but he's in a relationship already and has been for like 2 years. He's polyamorous though so it gives me a little bit of hope but not much. We flirt nonstop but he says it's just a habit he has. Not sure if he has feelings for me.

i have a slight crush on a readhead at work.
but covid and my stoic nature prevent me from acting upon it...

Currently being autistic trying to work things out with her babies daddy for a 3rd time. Not to sound like an incel but what is wrong with women today?

Is her name Morgan?

Wut? Go get that pussy b/ro. Stop making excuses and talk the talk, walk the walk.

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Mine comes in a variety of flavors.

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>what is wrong with women today?
Women are crazy, all of them.

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shes a homo

Where's the bangs? This is the best rootbeer. Pic definitely related.

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forgot to mention that she's religious,
so no pussy w/o the ring

She's funny, cute, smarter than she'd give herself credit for, and has great taste in video games. She also lives across the country. I don't think she's interested in me, so that doesn't really matter anyway

AeW master race.

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Yeah, I have had women just like that say the same exact thing. But ya know what? They want to fuck, you just have to know how to turn her on to get that pussy wet. All that ring talk is BS, just like a bitch saying "I don't normally do this, I'm not a whore". Yes, yes you are bitch, and put that dick back in your mouth.

Shes my best friends sister. Tried to ask her out about 12 years ago but was bro-zoned. Havent tried anything since. Too scared to ask again risking the relationship between my best friend and her but then again a lot of time has past and maybe things have changed.

i fucked it all up bros.
A petite, but fat assed, half indian half australian girl with a shy personailty.
We were hitting it off, went on a couple dates. it was amazing. but then my ex started talking to me again, im still not over her so i talked to her again. my crush found out, got scared that i was gonna hurt her and stopped talking to me. shes now hitting it off with this other guy, while my ex has left again.

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She graduated two years before I did, I was head over heels for her. She has no social and now I live in utter sadness.

Was actually really nice looking, spoke to her a few times.

Anyhow, tried a conversation with her whilst drunk and got rejected. Oh, well.

I want to fuck my psychotherapist so badly. I just don’t know how to shoot my shot

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>today
We always said they were beautiful works of art, not uber rational beings with their heads on straight

I kinda cycle between 3 chicks at the moment, one works at a rehab place and is sweet to me and asks me for help all the time with school and shit. The other one is hot and funny and drinks like I do but she turned me down but still actively texts me firsts. The last one loves the shit out of me, or so she says. We met on tinder but she hasn’t met me in person. She constantly says she loves me and she is apparently filthy fucking rich but I am bot even holding my breath for her

I'm just so lonely and feel like no one cares......

Same here

You have to find a way to make things happen. Not wait for things to come to you. Chin up, b/ros

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Anyone in here that is a lonely fag needs to realize woman won’t validate you. You need to find satisfaction in yourself. Fucking build something. Train your body to be fucking ripped. Learn to play an instrument. Hell just learn how to cook from scratch.

Accomplishment is what validates us not a woman

I've been considering going to a psychiatrist/therapist, did you go voluntarily, by court order, or by legal guardian's decision?

Psychotherapy is bullshit mind magic. Know thyself. That’s how you get better. Not some chose telling you to breath slowly or prescribe some SSRI

Afraid not

So have you ever been to one?

I am sexually attracted to virtually every single reproductive age fit female I see.

But I have a crush on no one and no romantic interest in no one.

Sad times.

This

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This I enjoy working on cars. Knowing a manly skill hasn't earned me hordes of wealth but it has gotten me pussy on several occasions

Yep, some fucking fat Jew who just wanted to bill the fuck out of my health insurance and not make any progress every week

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guess i'll just talk to her, after the whole covid thing is over

It ain’t even about the pussy my bro. I can lie my way into enough pants to know that dumping a load is nice but the long lasting validation stems from accomplishment rather then fucking.

Of course if fucking a ton of woman is your sense of accomplishment, by all means do it.

>put that dick back in your mouth.

Kek’d and based

Nah, talk to her sooner rather than later. Set up some kinda tele-date?

cute little 5'0" thing but with the biggest set of balls (metaphorically I must stress these days) you've ever seen. she's just this tough little go getter and in some ways I feel she's better than me. I full well admit if she had a dick, it would be bigger than mine. But intelligent she is not. I had a pretty cushy upbringing, going to college, practicing skills and whatnot, but she is that spunky little rebel from less fortunate circumstance that makes me feel the need to do better. If she were a Disney character she'd be Maleficent, but more charming and funnier.
She is the ninja to my samurai
The devil to my innocent philosophy
The warmth on a cloudy day
Stirrer of butterflies
Mistress of my emotions
And she gives the best godamn blow jobs

But she wants like 6 kids and I want 0.
That and I'm afraid of giving in because I feel there's nothing to hold onto if I slip entirely into her clutches.
Also she fucking does nothing but watch movies and spam facebook with her feelings.

Some guy said you gotta take the bad with the good. The same thing that makes her such an emotional drama broadcaster is the same thing that makes her passionate in love and in bed.

there is no female close enough to even crush on.

fml.

sadly, no contact info of any sort (i am quite new at my job)

i could dig around the couple ppl i have the contacts of, but i REALLY don't want these ppl involved, as they would ruin any chance i would have

I did ALL that and more. I taught myself guitar, I can cook, I put myself through college (community college but still got a degree), got a job in a related field to my degree knowing next to no one, taught myself to draw, put PCs together, sought faith, etc etc. Still lonely (and horny as fuck) as fuck.

Gotcha, well talk to her and *then* get some deets. Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you kek. Just don’t sperg out and say some creepy shit.

My roommate and best friend who flirts with me but has a gf. fml

She's a petite godess with a flawless bone structure like someone gave life to a lifelong masterpiece. Every facet of her personality,beauty,scent,voice and style of clothing drowns me into an ocean of monsterous lust. If given the chance I could easily fuck her until my heart fails,she can only last 40m.

I feel like I like this one bisexual girl because of my past history. She was really attractive to me. I felt like if I got into a relationship with her it could lead to no good.

>Just don’t sperg out and say some creepy shit.
there's always a catch xD

the convos i had with her up until now were nice, but shallow. Still it felt like she wasn't lying straight to my face, which was refreshing.

Shes the daughter of a family friend. We've been texting for the past week. Shes 17 though.

She's this baby faced, short haired emo chick with freckles, awesome perky tits, chirpy personality. Just super super cute. Same age as me with tons of shared interests too.

custody issues, but she’s bean really teasing the fuck out of me. we don’t even talk about shit relating to my issues. she recently switched me to two times per week. don’t know why. said she wants to see me more. she told me she was thinking of me the other day. i’m just going along because she’s hot, and I need documentation for court

How did you guys meet? You shouldnchat her up if you arent already

I'm in a long term relationship, I'm happy and love my partner to bits but this chick just caught my eye massively for obvious reasons and due to mutual friends I bump into her a lot. only time it's happened during this relationship.

Pic related is of him holding his baby sister. [nospoilers]Face cropped out just because, I guess[on/b/] We've known each other for close to four years now and while we have talked about our lives and whatever was weighing on our mind that we felt like talking about, once I saw this pic, a feeling cane over me. I realized just how good of a person he is and how lucky I am to have him as not just a good friend, but my best friend. I want to be his boyfriend so badly, but he's straight and I can only love him in my dreams.

:(

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Well I do find fucking women is a small accomplishment I do also agree that the validation comes from what you do as your own person. I was never disagreeing with that. I was simply stating that having said hobby has gotten me pussy. Basically adding another reason that user needs to do his own thing