What's my rap name?

Lil peephole

No Chinz

Checked. Enjoy your new rap name OP.

>his one chance to blow

Oooooooooooooo

"Yo moo noooah
Boot toyth oon boo noowah
Web moob wit wha loola
Poot poo imm im hah poosa"

tbptppthh tbtifbbfps
spfjfjnffptitpfh mfuffifgtpbpthh

Big Mac

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A.N.U.S.

Lil Moof

I need some better shit

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mcnasty face

Rake

DYSON

lil dick sucker

Glory hole

No Jaw-rule

Cockhead

Mc shrink

The ultimate blow job machine

La Mandibula

I will use this one

He doesnt spit rhymes he drools them

phoenixnewtimes.com/music/arizona-hip-hop-festival-day-one-the-pressroom-11393739
Holy fuck, that's not a shoop

deathchin

He has braces.

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MC Loudmouth
So I guess some of his tracks are gonna be named:
"I took it on the chin"
"Mouth wrote a check that his ass cant cash"
"Face for radio"
"Loudmouth"
"Glass jaw"
"Habsburg"
"Mama was my aunt and my granny"
"Colgate"

at this point it's like trying to save a Ford Taurus with a blown transmission... just scrap it at this point...

I'm the OP and the dude in the pics. Didn't feel like going on faggot reddit to get roasted. I felt like I would get more honesty here.

Protect ya neck boi

Brother.
Get on stage - get a bit of fame - even locally - some random bitches will pityfuck you just because their friends know about you.
It will be fine.
Take it on the chin and keep going.

>take it on the chin

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Lol.
Some dentist looked at the guy and thought - those crooked teeth just won't do.

tits and timestamp

Yeah man, chin up buddy.
Life is all about ups and downs.
No use pouting about it.
Why the long face?

Young Mandible

It's where I'm at now. But I can only fuck those cows drunk enough to pity me. I'm dumb but love to fuck. I work my angle.

Iisaih was his name

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Sometimes life chin-checks you, but you just have to keep a stiff upper lip and roll with the punches.
Fuck all the rubbernecks, you do you.

Spittin Whistles

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he dead?

>was

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Hell yeah, young blood.
Put it in anything that won't call the cops.
No giving the dog a bone for you, anything you fuck is a victory.

You don't jump on the grenade if you are the grenade.

MC Fleshlight

I bet h'es a real sweet talker.

WHISTLE BOOOOOOY!

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Mr.Puff

>Fucked pussy that was shamed.
>Not enough oxygen to his brain.
>Only ate bread with whole grain.
>Loved the smell when it rained.
>Could only eat rice grain by grain.
>Traps are gay no matter how you explain.

>Post on b because I'm already a fucking joke.
>Read about folks roasting me while I smoke.
>Already look like new star wars Snoke.

Does enyone else get sick of being forcefed other people's genetic abominations?
The families are always the same - every fucking chance they get.
LOOOOOOOOOK.
CAST UPON THIS SACRILEGE YOUR EYES.
LOOK AT MY SHAME.
AVERT NOT YOUR EYES, PEASANT.
Cerebral palsy wants to zipline too.
Polio loves ballroom dancing.
Midgets like playing basketball.

Whistleblower

MC Ballistic Autistic