I work in fast food, AMA

I work in fast food, AMA

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Scared?

How fast?

Of what? Corona-chan? Kinda but at the same time I think I'd manage.

What was the funniest thing you ever saw in there?
What was nastiest?

Does happiness come from symbolic victories and attainment of things like status or achieving goals, or is happiness a more direct and interactive thing that's about sensations and behaviors?
For example, is happiness winning an Oscar, or is happiness acting for 90 days in a film that is Oscar worthy?
Is happiness having solved the Goldbach conjecture, or is it the process of doing all the equations to get there?

So fast that boomers take their sweet time reading all the menu in the drive thru in fine detail so...not that fast.

Funniest? Oh god. This is the hardest but I'll say one of them is the black lady who tried paying for her order with food stamps. And tried arguing with not just me, but a manager that she can.

Nastiest? There's a lot of nasty shit I've seen but a shit covered toilet seat is one of them.

Fuck if I know, I let people get closer to diabetes for a living.

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What was the worst experience with a customer you've ever had?

Several come to mind.

1. Our ice cream machine malfunctions and it forces us to keep it down for a few hours while our maintenance guy works on it, I inform some father with his kids of this and he proceeds to melt the fuck down, screaming, swearing, and grabs a bunch of napkins and throws them at people before telling everyone, including other customers to go fuck themselves before storming out.

2. Lady threatens to sue us for bait and switching because she orders two sandwiches on a buy one get one for a dollar but charge for the fries, two drinks, and nuggets she also ordered.

3. Guy orders a cheeseburger with no pickles and extra ketchup, gets pickles by accident and lets his kid freak out and throw the burger at the window and then drives off.

What does gay sex like?

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Dunno, doesn't sound to pleasant as I had to listen to two dudes fuck while taking out trash while closing. More than once to boot.

How many of your coworkers are felons? How many are sex offenders?

work with any hot high school girls?

No sex offenders I know of, but there's this one Mexican everyone suspects of being into underage girls. Some of us made a betting pool on when and what he gets arrested for.

General felons? Quite a few but the most serious of them was an ex-drug dealer who sadly died last year, he was a decent fella.

High schoolers? Yes. Attractive? Sorry bro, I'm not the Mexican.

All spics are into little girls. Actually I believe all heterosexual men are into little girls but spics just aren't afraid to go for it.

Do you eat their food every day? What's the free meal arrangement as an employee if any?

You could also argue the same about niggers.

You said to ask you anything.

Fuck no, maybe once or twice a week but I either pack food from home. As for arrangements, what we have where I work is generally employees get half off when on shift. Certain managers are able to simply get free shit.

I did, but I never guaranteed I know the answer.

I find that if you work in food service, you tend to start hating niggers more, they can be very entitled and just straight up rude.

Domino's employee here. Niggers are by far the demographic least likely to tip, but most of the time they at least act polite to us. I think it's because they know they depend on us for sustenance.

I actually have some more now that I was thinking about 'em.

4. Christmas is a stressful time, so this one couple comes through drive through and the girl complains our large shake cups are too small, and she wants them remade with large soda cups (which are the same size, but soda cups are kinda wider) and then tries to say she's "not being difficult".

5. Parents in general when the kids meals have collectable toys, I close but I'm never the person who actually oversees what toy gets put in the box.

6. Another couple, try to use an expired coupon for a free large fry. Bf tries to guilt me into making an exception just the once, and explain to him I get fired if I just simply hand out free food (Coupon had been expired for a month by that point) he actually seems to not register this and asks me to have a heart...yeah no, its one thing if an order is made wrong but I'm not sacrificing my job for a total stranger.

Sissy gay white cuck pedos detected.

Nigger.

Inferior honkie sissy cuck.

Social security number, name, location, date of birth, credit card number, cvv, expiration date, and name of your childhood pet?

Does you English?

Not today, CIA.

At least I'm not a nigger.

Its okay, I deal with people who barely speak English every single day.

You're OP? The general public are fucking hateful and so stupid it hurts. Is it a stopgap or are you sticking at it?

>so stupid it hurts.
This is true. Unfortunately. I have customers on the regular who I have to ask how they've not killed themselves by accident being as dumb as they are.

As for your other question, what was supposed to be a stopgap has turned into me sticking at it until the virus stuff blows over.

Being black or Chinese is literally the bottom rung.

I worked in a Whataburger for 3 years, i cant step foot in a fast food joint anymore, the Qsi systems and Pitco Fryer alarms freak me out now, makes me panic.

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Gay dirty honkie cucks.

That's more a statement than a question but I can relate, do you have an idea why it makes you panic if you don't work there anymore?

Nigger.

Being white is the bottom. Everyone knows you are faggots and weak. Your women are ours.

probably some mild PTSD, I dont want to be one of those zoomer PTSD hypochondriacs, but got damn does it make my heart race and make me want to throw up when i hear those alarms in conjunction to the sounds and smells of fried food.

LolZ. >we was kings!

*kangz

Thanks! I need to brush up on my nig-spelling

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no problem, being in a metropolitan area, hating niggers has become an artform to me

suck my dick.

How many fat disgusting morbidly obese gross bastards are regulars,. Also do they get diet coke,?

your customers don't care about you, your boss doesn't care about you, your co-workers forget you exist when you leave, and you hate yourself and consider quitting everyday before you go in, and you consider killing yourself every night you get home

i know this because i also work in fast food

Plenty, usually they get large size combo meals too.
One of my managers who I swear looks like a fatter, Italian Moviebob guzzles diet coke.

Partially correct.

White boys mad their women are too busy fucking dogs and relatives so they have to get with the leftover women of other races no one wants lol. Whites are cuckolds, pedos, faggots, rapists, thieves and murderers. Kill yourself cucky fag.

What makes you think that is an interesting enough topic for someone to ask you questions?

Genuinely curious while also sick of threads like this

You ever given them regular coke out of angst. I did all the time.

Lol let them think they are superior they’re the only ones who believe it. Makes it more enjoyable when we fuck their daughters mothers and sisters.

>leftover women
you just described snow bunnies WE WUZ KANGZ

White faggot

I'm interested. Fuck u, u fat pile of dog shit.

Shits and giggles, chance to tell some stories and maybe see if anyone's got some stories of their own.

I try not to, since some folks are probably diabetic and I don't want any legal hell.

Don’t you have any more cocks to suck cuck boy

Beta faggot.

Do you understand your own intelligence? If you're not in the bottom quarter of all white folk, you're in the bottom third still.

I thought bout that but then figured it would be easy as fuck to be under 18 and say "whoops"

It was just a high school job

I liked fucking over fat people

Thinking of trade school or college? Or happy doing what you do. Where I live those jobs are primarily filled by Hatian people. Learning some creole tho

You have Haitians doing fast food? I remember a Somali guy who worked with us for about 3 weeks, then quit.