YLYL my dudes
YLYL my dudes
Adrian Perry
Jaxon Wright
Parker Gomez
Connor Baker
Sebastian Bell
honesltly, i'm very curious about seeing her pole-dance.
Noah Jackson
Logan Gutierrez
David Mitchell
Benjamin Parker
Evan Walker
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Charles Gonzalez
lost
Aaron Hernandez
Wyatt Bennett
Inbound ne vera narratio?
>Sit a me
>XVII tempore
>Beta Victus impetro qui non posuit eum pro anima
>Pathologi -cum st quia timor medio puellarum schola, cum aliquo anami canid femina eruditioni habes me
>lunior habere sororem, ad hoc tempus XVI
>Soror mea est insanus puer, date aliquis realiter vult esse
>Denuntiat ut suus ‘cum aliquis’
>Pater et ego in consilia quam ut sagittent in satus de bastardis.
>Paucis diebus post, in domum suam dat secretorum scrutatores Dudus
>Alta, brunneis cappillus et hedum de capris et specula sortis infirmae sollicitavit,
>Nervosi visibiliter
>Patrem meum et dicam illi, et non sit qui suus ‘ambulavit in aula’
>De parumper pauci minutes
>Quod egredietur
>Narrat mihi Pater ‘est non semper esse’
>Sis est in domum suam
>Es denuntiat ‘amet’
>Circa septimana post, soror mea, it narrat eius puer familiaris ad collegium ante datus puella
>Anxius illa viros Clam perditos velit, ut hoc collegium terga puellae
>Fere dies octo, et soror mea, et mater SUBAUSCULTO colloquium inter
>”Nos es non est ultra”
>dum.risum.tenere.jpg
>Haec dices ad patrem meum,
>Quivis antiburschius Atque quiete ocellos
>In faciem meam exacte quomodo praedictus pater meus filiae eius necessitudinem, primum ut se deorsum
Respondeo mater tua et non morieris in hac nocte somnum!
Kevin Evans
Awful latin translation.
Hunter Gomez
yeah ik, just a pasta retard. whoever translated it is a faggot
Christian Cruz
really ? cant have been Stephen fry then
James Butler
>be me
>mfw sister broke up
Christopher Cruz
Very entertaining, it almost felt as if I hadn't read this greentext before!
Carter Jones
Cooper Sullivan
Austin Fisher
TL;DR
Wyatt Sullivan
underrated
Lucas Howard
Kevin Ward
1
Jeremiah James
2
Matthew Kelly
Boy, if I had a nickel
Julian Moore
3
Jason Ward
Jordan Taylor
William Cook
Ol' Dick-tits and Pussy-eyes...they really are a cute couple.
Brayden Thomas
Landon Phillips
Sebastian Rodriguez
Perdidi
Elijah Adams
what a happy family :)
Benjamin Thomas
i dont get it
Jacob Reyes
John Murphy
Hudson Adams
chim af
Lucas Fisher
Christian Smith
Andrew Bell
Shit got me.
Kayden Cox
i dont get it
Juan Mitchell
Cameron King
the suicide rate amongst trannies is unsurprisingly high
Christopher Taylor
Ian Johnson
Dylan Ward
Eli Cruz
Thomas Perez
Michael Howard
Suicide
I guess the stereotype is that they are more suicidal
I say stereotype because I am skeptical and haven't experienced/seen it for myself
Adam Foster
Grayson Thomas
You you're
Nathan Reyes
Liam Ramirez
Nolan Bennett
David Adams
Leo Watson
Nicholas Sullivan
it's on youtube
Isaac Rogers
Are the kids female or male since they have no pussy eyes?
Oliver Ward
Nathan Morris
MY SIDES LOL
Michael Hall
Thomas Green
Is this what incels look like?
Connor Sanders
Boy howdy
Parker Murphy
Wtf
Jonathan Scott
Elijah Adams
Didgeridon’t
Levi Wright
pretty standard gay stuff really
Isaiah Smith
Chase Stewart
faggot doesn't understand C H I M
Blake Davis
Crocs are awesome.
Fight me! I don't care!