Tell me one thing you know about Canada

Canadians have an odd definition of bacon

Canadian bacon is just back bacon

Nvm then just a thing I heard.

when Michigan gets bored they shoot at Canada until they apologize. The royal Canadian mounties always fucking get their man. Always. Alpha flight lives in Canada. We share the Niagara falls with them. Polar bears don't like Canadian men and rape them whenever possible.

Back bacon is the best kind of bacon

in 10-20 years they won't be speaking english or french

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I live there

I don't know nothing guy.

They don’t have a president ( who’s the retard cuck now )

Go back to school ameritard

that means you know something

I've been to Ottawa numerous times and never seen a proper Mountie in red. They have RCMP but those are just local cops.

It’s just ham

It's definitely not just ham.

It sure looks and tastes like ham

It's from a different part of the pig (don't ask me where) and it's much saltier.

It’s salt cured, just like real pork belly bacon

Ham isn't salt cured?

gottem xd

1.40 CAD to the USD.

No, just wet or dry cured

As an American, Canada's a fucking great place. Oh and their girls on average are far better looking.

I been to Vancouver but as a kid I watched dudley doright of the rcmp. And superchicken

Canada is 50% the letter A.

Apparently they say sorry enough that they had to pass a bill stating that saying sorry i sf not an admission of guilt

Canada primarily watches the BBC. They love that shit. Canadians can all make igloos by hand. Canadian dogs bark in French Canadian like this "Barquez mon ami"

That's a lie. I had to wait 2 years to see a specialist

They got rid of the penny.

I fucked these two escorts there.

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this.
and archspire.

Canadians all talk like "take off you hoser!" "Gimme some doughnuts eh" "that's icing you hoser eh"

brazilian here. half of everybody I know that emigrated from brazil live in canada. The other half in ireland for some reason. Considering brazilians hate the cold, the only explanation I have for that is lax immigration laws.

no actually its because you're all smooth a d hairless like little girls. Plus canadians need ditch diggers too eh

Same same
Literally nobody cares

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A = no. 1

we are all nice

This user is drinking koolaid, they all have mosquito bite titty and dyke faces. Like a step lower than UK.

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It beats us in mass murder if we're talking quality rather than quantity.

Fun facts about Canada from a Canadian:
>poutine is great even though it sounds disgusting
>hockey is taken so seriously that fights break out extremely often about it (trust me I played for 7 years lol)
>laws on knives and guns are extremely stupid.
>probably more LGBT than all other countries combined
>in Toronto being white is the minority
>southern ontario is the most depressing place on the planet
>Trudeau is a flake, but he's actually a decent PM
>maple syrup is honestly the best thing to happen to breakfast, go to Quebec and try some of the good shit
>Canada is constantly in construction. There's no break.
>the quebecois hate the english, and vice versa
>they legit almost separated and became their own country
>shipping on American things is extremely expensive
>Canadian Netflix has nothing on it

Clearly you don’t understand the point of this thread or Canada... Thanks for coming out at trying your best asshat..

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>southern ontario is the most depressing place on the planet
it has its charms. ie Guelph, Niagra, big beaches

i think you are talking just about missisauga

Canada is a victim of its own making really. White people are too laid back and nice. Then all the refugees and immigrants arrive and cuck you on many levels.

Southern Ontario is gorgeous.. the walking/riding trails, the beautiful escarpment, beautiful green spaces.

Oh, and timmies is fucking shit. The coffee is terrible. It's literally water. Everything is overpriced and they don't even use real eggs for their breakfast sandwiches. The only good thing are their bagels and chocolate chip muffins. And their farmer's breakfast wrap ig. McDonald's is better in every way possible, except the "bakery"

I'm talking about Cambridge lol
I just get depressed when ever I come back from going up North it's just not the same to me

it's cold

Way too many jailbait girls there that are into older guys.

Pretty sure mountie is RCMP but the red suit is symbolic, it also looks retarded so it's rarely used outside special circumstances.

Their money is actually pretty durable and you can tell bills apart unlike American currency

No, it's bacon. That's like saying streaky bacon is just pork belly, you dim cunt