Guys we're planning on starting a rumour on Twitter that Boris Johnson died of a heart attack at 12:32pm, as a result of complications from Covid-19. We all have to post shortly after this time on Twitter that we're hearing reports and rumours that he's passed away and that we work within the NHS.
If the Mainstream media fall for it, it's going to be God Tier.
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Tell Mr Putin He might not care that people are dying (including his own) but enough people do!
o yes
Do it
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bet im down
keep this thread alive
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GTFO faggot
We've got a lot of people from different groups on board already. It's gonna AWESOME!
not 2006
Nope I will not be taking part in this. We've actually got a good prime minister for once. Hope he makes it through this.
>implying this is about trolling him and not the faggot media
youre a retard. I support him and I plan on tweeting
We know he's great. We're trolling the media you dumb fuck not Boris.
Next time use UTC or tell us your timezone idiot!
UK time.
when people said that Justin biber got cancer he didn't actually get cancer
OY I CAN'T BLOODY BELIEVE IT MATE BING BONG #BORISDEAD #NEWPM
>If the Mainstream media fall for it, it's going to be God Tier.
They won't, it's very easy to check.
Rip boris
1964-2020
ill get in here for this
why don't we run a betting pool? winner gets a Yas Forums pass.
I'm on it !
Is Yas Forums gonna do it ?
does "12:32pm" mean "GMT"?
>We've got a lot of people from different groups on board already. It's gonna AWESOME!
No. You posted on Yas Forums earlier, and you were roundly told to fuck off with your cringe-tier plan.
if you're gunna do it, get it done fast. heres what we need:
>somebody with enough socks/bots to make the shit trend
>some very strategic socks that closely resemble his inner circle
>we've fucked with them plenty of times, don't take this to plebbit until the twitter post is trending
>they will interpret a blown out twitter post as fact.
>if this doesn't happen before bump limit OP is fag, media browses Yas Forums like hawks
at least post something a bit more realistic like organ failure or respiratory failure:
>The most severe cases — about 6% of patients — end up in intensive care with multi-organ failure, respiratory failure and septic shock, according to a February report from the WHO. And many hospitalized patients require supplemental oxygen. In extreme cases, they need mechanical ventilation — including the use of a sophisticated technology known as ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation), which basically acts as the patient's lungs, adding oxygen to their blood and removing carbon dioxide. The technology "allows us to save more severe patients," Dr. Sylvie Briand, director of the WHO's pandemic and epidemic diseases department, said at a press conference In February.
Make Yas Forums great again
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also this, Yas Forums is the last place you wanna start. ugh, Yas Forumstards dont know normies as well as we used to. they watch Yas Forums the hardest out of all of Yas Forums. pic related
Yeah
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Don't let this thread die.
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It shows the sad state of Yas Forums, when even Yas Forums has turned into normie mainstream reddit tier faggots.
>Is there even anything left of this website..
hes right, who here actually has the socks for this? I doubt anybody
>good prime minister
Think about it kids you can fuck the stock market with this. So get posting
not you again. you showed me that conspiritard shit in my last thread didn't you ya little rascal
Wouldn't stating the cause of death as coronavirus be more believeable?
Also I doubt the press will fall for this but it'll still be hilarious to see people's reactions
bamp.. in the name of /b
yah actually I retract my previous statement. we should see if we can just get plebbit to buy this. thatl be funny in itself
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What exactly makes him so good in your eyes I'm genuinely curious
Count me in bros.
fuck tories though.
absolute swine
somebody post the cnn template for newfags
You don't get coronary infarction from Corona you uneducated retard. Go for something like respiratory failure like
Said.
what? you don't have to spread fake rumors when the guy is actually dead for real
post UTC fag
Dont have Twitter but god damn OP GODSPEED
I've got a better idea... anyone interested?
Ok let's make it happen.
Kek. You dumb prick.
Idiot.
lol good prime minister
he's a fucking clown mate
He's posher than me, therefore better.
ONE HOUR TO GO
How does Twitter work? Is there a hash tag for this?
>implying Yas Forums existed when Yas Forums was still good
It's a symptom not the disease
Media isn't gonna fall for it. Something as serious as this will be checked with health officials first.
ROFL you dumb fuck americans are even more idiotic than I first thought.... Poms don't believe even 1% of the shit thats posted on Yas Forums...
I like the way he blathers obtuse references to classical literature instead of answering questions about policy
i wish i was still blind to the stupidity of twitter
Well people on twitter are stupid/troll bots from russia. But most serious media will probably use other sources than twitter only..
This. Especially with that picture.
Boris Johnson only started existing in 2016 as a fully formed sensible politician according to his mouthbreathing xenophobic supporters