Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. The virus has been contained in china and it has peaked in europe and us too...

I'm a lot more fun than OP
>"This party will be over in 2-3 minutes"
>Says it every 10 seconds
>Says nothing new

The thread is over.

Kek

Jewish Virus

No, the common cold is a coronavirus, or more specifically it is several different strains of a very different coronavirus. You're right about the flu though.

Someone colds are coronaviruses, but I'll grant you that flu is different. But essentially it'll fall into the same bracket in terms of how we react to them.

lol got his ass

Saved. Let's keep letting these threads die so we can hopefully get something original instead, like the good old days. Sage grows in every field.

/thread

>Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks
Yeah, nah
>The virus has been contained in china
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(>>> washingtonexaminer.com/news/wuhan-residents-estimate-regions-coronavirus-death-toll-much-higher-than-reported)
>The number of daily cases is decreasing rapidly.
>>> worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Nah, but it has gone from an accelerated curve to what appears to be a... mostly... linear increase, instead.
>The measures taken by the governments are working well
Eh.
>we will be able to return to our normal lives in 2-3 weeks.
God, I hope not. I fucking hate being around others. This disease is a Godsend

Everything in OP is bullshit
Also, OP is a faggot

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>thinks chinks cointained it
kek no, they are merely pretending
it's marketing to sell their fake medicines

Would you like to buy some painfully-extracted bear bile, foreign boy??

CHINAH NUMBAH WAN!!

Suck a grizzly bear's dick.

honestly i'll believe it when i see it. so much information has come my way in the last month i'm kind of overloaded. i'm not worried about the virus personally affecting me, and staying at home is alright for the time being. It'd be nice to see friends though.

What's a "friend" that you're trying to see?

bump

Thank you doctor.

How about normal flu?

Extra extra! Hey informed right here! The commie China virus comes from a lab with sub-par safety procedures!
youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs

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Why do those labs work with viruses that have 0.1% mortality?

Kill yourself

4 week old copypasta

I think it's more 2-3 days. Everything will be back to normal.

the aussies have contained it.... which is why they are bringing back football on may 28... we only had 6k cases and only 51 deaths.... and the majority of them were from a fucken cruise ship fail... we kicked this viruses fucken ass!

bad luck if you live in a fucked up shithole like the land of the amerifats where they are clueless on how to contain a pandemic....400k cases LOL, even china with 1 billion ching chongs dont dish up pathetic stats like that...

How fucking stupid are you to not realize 80% of your continent is fucking uninhabitable desert? No shit it didnt take hold there you braindead abo cunt

Just 2 more weeks bro!

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>The number of daily cases is decreasing rapidly
we're about to break 2000 a day. I assure you, they haven't gone down

Take your meds

He'll eventually be right tho

More like measles fag not the flu, the flu is different

I for one, appreciate this user, thanks and fuck OP

>contained in china
kek

did the flu ever go away? or the common cold?

whn something is so virulent it spreads around the globe in a couple of months, that shit isn't going anywhere. this is going to happen again next year

>you must be fun at parties xD

Yeah because people who talk about influenza are so much fun at parties. Fucking retard.

Yep..

Things are looking good now in many countries.

hi mr president. get back to work and lay off the twitter

But look at the number. Most of Europe is flattening the curve. The US is also fattening the curve.

SARS2 will kill 800 million people worldwide over the next year. This is not the fucking flu. It is weaponised SARS. It has a 10 percent fatality rate. And what you don't know is that even if you recover, you will almost certainly have many years removed from your life. You will be permanently disabled and will likely die within a few years. This is no fucking joke.

doubles

Finally I go back to my bar and watch baseball

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prove it

tripped

I saw this and we haven't had any new deaths today from what I can see.

Australia contained it well.

Realistically, the quarantine shouldn't end for at least another month here though. I have a feeling that we might get complacent and the virus will start spreading again.

100% we should stop all inbound travel regardless for the next 6 months, if it's still bad overseas.

you shared this shit 2 weeks ago too you cuck

This thread is utter bullshit

pick up your ping glass and stomp it

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>The number of daily cases is decreasing rapidly.
Hahahahahahahaha
Bullshit.

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GL HF! Roflmao.

You sound like a complete faggot.

You don't go to parties.

This spam is already trolling on Yas Forums 2-3 weeks.

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