Am i going to catch it?

Will I become a soldier of the security forces of my country?

Does she love me?

Ok, but is she in love with me?

Should I cut off my dick?

is reincarnation real

Am I going to pass?

Should I trust everything this 8-ball says?

Will I ever bang maddie?

Fair enough, this board is made for amusement after all.
Will I have Meta Power Manipulation by the end of this month?

Will I ever become a skilled guitar player