user is trapped on a desert island!
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User is trapped on a desert island!
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stuffs one of the coconuts in his ass and uses the buoyancy to sit and float his way back home
shoves both coconuts up his ass
ask for a desert island disc thing
build a research-center
White men arrive in a boat
Footfucks god
i reckon user chucks together a type 3 civilisation
nice,
tech fire
tech tools
drowns himself
build a shrine to the ancient gods!
Take a nap
Sucks his own dick
double roll
Starts gathering underaged girls to stay on his island
roll
Now a desert island disc thread
Yey, now he can rest to build a shrine to the ancient gods later.
Drink piss
CHTHON NEEDS A TEMPLE NOW!!!
Rolling for fucking the shark in the ass
Swim in a random direction till he drowns
but he need a nap tho
Kils himself
first try, nice
kys user
Now he can create an Temple for CHTHON
hes already at sleep, look here
and here
when he awakes he will have the power to build a beautiful temple, im sure
>roll
It begins...
fuuuu
>inb zombie acolyte
so close to quads man
Wasn't actually expecting trips so I change answer to builds apache helicopter
I was just answering the other user, now he needs a temple so he can pray for the Ancient gods.
>the trips will it.
Oh fuck oh no don't
Epic Austrian Black Metal
he cuts his dick off
CHTHON will resurrect his minion i'm sure his temple is not finished yet!
>roll
ROLL QUADS TO GIVE user THE WILL TO LIVE!
roll
wait can he die of starvation or dehydration?
leave that island and fuck your sister.
roll for the temple of sunrise/ i mean Chthon!
roll
rolling again, really want that apache helicopter
Does Native American rain dance/ accidentally summons Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
damn i want both. temple with helipad and blueprint for a copter!
would he help to build the temple?
he is building a chopper, god damn it what is this shit?! We need a goddamn temple before eldritch tentacles rape the shit out of our only worker or we need more worker!
niggers with COVID come out of the sea and kill the man with their enormous nigger dongs
we've come so far anons
>roll for start of temple building and raiden (worker) summon
He eats some coconuts, roll
burn the chopper and start the summon!
the worker eats Andy Six's creamy log