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those aren't dubs, newfag. go back to facebook

i hope you know the history of your people, because i'm gonna take a great leap forward into that ass

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Would you like to see my collection of mlp figurines?

i have corona, but it will still be worth it

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Hello, you have been selected to join the luxurious manifestation of flying out to my mansion and enjoying the finer things of life, upon arrival I will have my personal driver for my insure your safety by delivering my prize to me safely. This will become the beginning to a new chapter in your life, we can enjoy traveling the world, enjoying five star restaurants and resorts from the Caribbean to Switzerland. I need to know your commitment to this by coming to my household. Once you arrive you to your new home the initiation shall commence. I will have 5 of the finest beaners who clean the acres of my plantation to come properly groom you before initiation. Once fully prepared I will have them undress you and bask in your glorious physique. You will receive a firm deep throating session while the other gardeners double penetrate you. They will continue until they have accumulated enough cum to fill up a spicy margarita mix they have created with some of the finest limes grown on my property. once you have finished of your cumirita we shall take you to the barn in the back where my miniature horses will mount you and work on the government funded human-horse hybrid project, after carrying the seed and providing me my new child you will have the enough money to fulfill all of your life's wishes. You may be wondering if the beaners are necessary which is understandable, to answer this beaner semen has contracted special proteins from years of fucking donkeys making your eggs more viable for horse impregnation. Please let me know when I can get you here ASAP:)