I am a French LEO, AMA

Rate the situation on a scale of UK to Italy on being fucked by the chink bioweapon

In which way ? We don’t make politic or this kind of stuff, just keep the peace in the streets

Oui don’t care about you fucking pussies

Aren't you called a "gendarme" or something?

Cool, I'm an Irish TAURUS you wanna kick it when the borders open back up?

I am right wing, don’t follow any party but I am closer to the RN and the UPR, they have a nationalistic ideology

City cop in Paris suburb

Both being pretty fucked, we are closer to Italy anyway, shortage of goods and crime is becoming crazy these times

Gendarmes rule the countryside, police have the cities. When a city is above 10 000 people, it’s in our juridiction

Suck some more jihadi dick eurofag

Well our ministery of justice just released 150 jihadists because of the coronavirus

is it true if you have a baguette with you whilst commiting a crime in france you can use it to bribe a cop to let you off the hook?

Yep, ancestral French laws here !

Burbs aren’t too bad. Suburb cops can still relate to other people. City cops see the shit day in day out... it changes who they are.

Im a Greek LIBRA , AMA

Yeah must depends of the area I guess.
Paris suburb is extremly dense, and can be viewed as being a city cop.
It’s hundreds of cities connected together, at a point where you can not see when you enter a city or leave one, everything is concentrated, with a high density of population. It’s not at all like the countryside

how are the refugees?

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Well ... How’s the plague ?

I get what you mean now. Yeah, get yourself promoted and off the streets before it messes with your head too much. And be safe out there, man. You got to stick around and enjoy that pension.

Yeah, worried about them you faggot

Oh and for the yellow vest, I still believe today that it was a just rise up of the people. They were from every political spectrum, and from extremely poor to low rich people.
The left and the antifa part plagued it, and it became more of a weekly rendez-vous for anarcho-commie who wanted to burn the city every Saturday. A huge waste of a legitimate movement

I saw a video from UK recently where cop is riding around singing corona virus rap song over his P.A. Trying to get people to stay in. I’m not even a cop and I was embarrassed for pussy ass white people. Hope French cops aren’t turned out like this fags

Nah never done this kind of stuff.
Some argue that it bring us closer to the communities
Other argues that it make us looks like clown in front of the criminals, I am more on this side

Another pic, got anything else to ask ?

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What is the age of consent in France: sex, nude pictures etc.

Sex is at 15 and half and nudes 18.

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Good for you. Weakness is death. Fuck the politicians. Be safe man

When facing a threat, do you traditionally surrender, or do you run away? Asking for a friend.

any thoughts on the future of the EU? do a lot of french people think less of england because they left it?

Is it difficult to catch criminals while dodging soap?

Do you just surrender every time someone commits a crime?

What is crime like in the muslim ghettos? Are you expecting more of it during quarantine? How do your colleagues feel about the sand niggers?

Bless you.

Thanks mate !
When facing a threat I can’t surrender or run away as there is a threat to neutralize. I traditionally confront the threat with meaning according the level of the threat

I know this is 100% accurate, but how do you feel about the quality of the artwork?

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Are you a foreign national working for French police? Surrendering is in the French blood. It is their culture.

I did what you do in U.S. in a ghetto shithole. You can’t ever show weakness. Hope it’s better for you there. Retired now

what would be a reason to suspect somebody as a criminal? What are the types of people that gets randomly checked?

Bait

do you drive around with a muslim from Marseilles in a Peugeot 406 ?

Hows the Corona situation there?

Well personally I am either for a federal EU, strong and united behind a new nation, or the dissolution of it.
This crisis show that the EU lack authority, and legitimacy.
French leaders are already talking about leaving the EURO if the EU dont support us.
Well never dodged soap, but already runned after guys while getting shot at with artifice mortars and rocks.
It’s hard as hell.
No
I work in one. Yeah criminality is pretty high traditionally, but now it’s getting really tough.
We are getting ambushed, like they call for help in a ghetto, and when you get there at 2 or 3 cops, you have 50 criminals with artifice mortars, rocks, cocktails Molotov, sticks and all that this.
It happened regularly before, but now it’s more and more frequent.
Rules of engagement are reaaaaally strict here, so we regularly have woundeds, sometime even dead collègues. 3 died in the Paris Suburb since the quarantine.
I am myself what you would call a SN, as I am from NA.
I am still patriotic and love my country, and got to admit that these NA ghetto are a real shame.

>muslim ghettos
Kek, trump lied to you. There are more muslims in america than Europe and they tend to live more peaceful lives than other cultures

Generally, if it looks like they wash, brush their teeth, or use deodorant, we suspect they're foreigners and not true French citizens. Suspicious!

R u muslim?

How does it feel having a hard 3 foot long French bread for a weapon?

Knowing that France is considered the Mexico of the EU, does this fact depress you, or give you motivation to make your nation better?

any possibilities of more jihadi shootings? do you know how they get their guns?

Fuck that. They attack you like that cuz they know you have no backing from your faggot politicians. Bottom line is fuck them. Somebody gots to go and it can’t be you

Nice stuff !
Yeah, from NA, but born and raised French.
Not really, we have a pretty nice military history, and still kick ass around the globe.
God bless ! Yeah I have this mindset, 1 year doing patrols, you have to keep an attitude if you want to have authority.
Well I work in à African ghetto with lot of criminality, so usually 15-35 males in street wear and in bands. Might sound cliche, but that what it is 9 times out of 10 here.
Nop at all !
we lack gear, there are a lot of severe cases and deaths. Several infected in my service. The govt never predicted that and we got caught by surprise. It’s very tough to do the duty and still be careful to not catch this shit.

Kek you're a fucking moron who didn't even bother to read OP response.

>French leaders are already talking about leaving the EURO if the EU dont support us.
told my coworkers a month ago before we stopped work at our factory that the more likely outcome of this corona virus thing is for the EU to end or at the very least for the Euro to end, they called me crazy always wishing for the worse in the future, unfortunately i may be proven correct.

going back to cop issues, we had a case here where a gipsy went to rob a store and had his kid in the van with him, the cop shot at the van and killed his kid. guess who was arrested and charged with murder. why cant we have proper castle laws in Europe? it makes no sense that if if you get hurt committing a crime that the responsibility is the property owner

More like the US of the EU. As in a den of sad poorfags. Now with corona virus.

wtf are you talking about? you sound american

Nah mate, you can find these in France, UK, Belgium, they really exist.
Google Aulnay sous bois and you’ll see. Nop, atheist or agnostic. Never knew we were considered like that. Please elaborate
Yeah we got a new knife attack with 2 or 4 deaths, I a not sure, this week. They still are a constant threat, and can strike at anytime. Guns are pretty common in the high criminal / jihadi circles. It come from Eastern Europe mostly. People go there and come back to Paris with heavy weapons. You can even find bazookas in the ghetto. They never fired any anyway.
Yeah, you are constantly filmed in these areas, and if you defend yourself, the left will constantly attack you, to diminish the govt.

Everyone knows turkey (will be) the mexico of the EU.

God I'm glad we left.

Well, both France and Mexico have a reputation for poor hygiene, they both are overrun by criminals to the point that the government really doesn't call the shots anymore, and have an embarrassing military history. To be fair, though, while the French consistently surrender, Mexico at least fights before losing.

Yeah this scenario is probably going to happen. The frexit was already in the minds before, and it’s going to amplificate it.

Damn, that’s exactly the kind of shit I am afraid of. You are risking your life to do your duty and you get fucked over because of some shitty judicial system. Where do you live ?
This kind of stuff regularly happen here too, and it’s a constant threat when you are doing your job, because the administration won’t back you up.

Where's your timestamp bon homosexuelle?

Anyone can post le photo of french police ID.

ITT french neckbeard larping as a gendarme.

Turkey isn’t a EU member. Tried several time to apply but always got denied entry. It’s still the sick man of Europe, the crisis with Syria demonstrate it.
I don’t know wtf you are talking about, never heard that mate, and it’s false beyond reason.

>mate
OK, "Pierre"

So what's this footage supposed to be? Super secret footage of someone setting fire to Notre Dame that no one has ever heard of and the entire world media ignored because what? muh joooz! Right? Gotcha.

Know any antique collectors?
I have access to THOUSANDS of French WWII military rifles. Never fired, only dropped once.

Here mate. Don’t have any pen nearby

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>Where do you live ?
pooortugal. that particular case was a famous situation i think almost 8 years ago, i remember some people were actually against the dude, smh.

going on about the euro, im shoving my savings into real estate, trying to get a mortgage now before shit hits the fan, you basically have to either have your savings in assets or USD, if you keep it in euros or bank account it may get fucked soon, remember greeces 50 a day limit? remember maltas 10% cut on all bank accounts? big shit is coming down soon, next year merkel will be on all of our asses over deficits.

>I don’t know wtf you are talking about, never heard that mate, and it’s false beyond reason.
hes american and is only going by what hes heard from his flyover buddies

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Do you like brown people?

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Do you mean you're typical unwashed Frenchman?

1. show your micro cock
2. do you like to kill brown people
3.how many people do you beat up in yellow vest, you monster
4. kek love you hit em hard

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I am on iPhone, can’t open your video.
Yeah I am getting an obsession about the economic crisis that is going to follow, i don’t have much savings, but already cashed out everything from the bank.
Oh ok

are you limited to the jurisdiction of just your country? How far does your authority reach?

>'police officer'
>carries his badge
>doesn't carry a pen
>just dips his dick in a portable inkwell and writes up fines and reports