The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have: How fucked are you?

The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have: How fucked are you?

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A bunch of Puerto Rican food.
Literally 300lbs in a year

perfectly made blue box mac
taste buds will be fine but belly will be huge in no time

Fuct...baby spinach & frisee lettuce, with only mustard and crushed red pepper on top.

An apple, a banana, 2 eggs, 3 sausage links, Pumpernickel toast and a large glass of milk.

Fuck yeah.

beeeeeeeeeeeer

I'm sorted!

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Brisket+cheese breakfast taco from Papa's. A little on the fatty side, but I mean I can survive on that if I'm still allowed to supplement with vitamins, and only ready like 1 or 2 a day.

Beef stroganoff
pounds by years end

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I had a fucking can of wolf chili, im hosed.

toasts with cheasy :)

turkey sandwich
a pickle and fritos on the side

I would be okay although it could get bland fast

this corn thing.. it sucked

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Broccoli

Godlevel

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Last thing I ate was pussy nigga

Pepperoni pizza
It's good food, but I am absolutely fucked health-wise.

Accidentally swallowed toothpaste this morning, does it count?

An apple

Shitting myself in a vain attempt to get enough calories is going to be fun

what kind of brittish fag are u?

more like ER level

>Bean and cheese burrito

I'm okay with that

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Sautéed potatoes with chives, Brussel sprouts in a cumin and curry non-pasteurized cream sauce, with wild doe meat cooked with fresh thyme. Every bite a new taste of explosive flavor.

Last thing I ate was a pot pie, so not really fucked, just going to gain a lot of weight.

oh americans and their imitation food!

Panda express, chow mein and Double mushroom chicken.
I'd be fine.

Not to mention enough sodium in a pot pie to de-ice your driveway

>> gain weight

>.not fucked up


LA BESTIA AMERICANA

>I have no other opinions.
Yeah cool stuff dude.

Imitation
The only thing in that pic that wasn't made from scratch by me was the tortilla.
Guess you could count the cheese too even though it was real Oregon cheddar

Strawberry. Not the worst

Popcorn with extra butter, ACTII brand... I liked it.

real burritos do not look that shitty.. soryy

a drumstick, a thigh, tenders with gravy and strong sweet tea. I will be the fat

Strawberry poptarts. I'm fucked.

I don't think you know what a real burrito even is

My home made chicken curry which is fuggin orgasmic. Ghee, fresh spices, lots of garlic, birds eye chillis, extra asafoetida because social distancing and I can smell however I want.

Peanutbutter sandwich with some raw carrots and broccoli.

Some random chicken nuggets that didn't even taste well. Guess I'm pretty fucked

Was it Tillamook medium cheddar?

>Oregon
That's like 7,000 miles from Cheddar. I live 10 minutes away. My cheddar is from around here. Having said that, I've tasted cheddar from Wholefoods over there in Ameritardville and it's not bad. Some of the other stuff you guys call cheese is just baad.

that's ok. life is like some random chicken nuggets that don't even taste well.

There are a couple states that produce excellent cheese. Oregon is one of them.

>be us, in the middle of a global pandemic which is about to kill hundreds of thousands
I think you might have a point about the random chicken nuggets.

like this perhaps? my my neighborhood joint, from Mexico, not walmart cancer

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Yep you've got to have the rain and the grass.

a pot pie

Great OP I already do that.

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Tillamook sharp cheddar

Oregon cheese is top notch.
Is that crumbly yet creamy sort of cheddar with a nice salty cheddar bite and nutty on the finish.

>Tillamook sharp cheddar
Damn I was close. Tillamook cheese is fucking amazing.

>Thinking that doesn't look like shit also.
Burritos are shit food for disgusting mestizos.

What is your ideal spic dish?

Velveeta shells and cheese with bacon. I also chopped up some sirloin tip roast I made the other day and threw that in there. That and some chocolate milk. Im golden

Damn it's twenty past midnight, we're locked down, I'm full of whisky anyway so couldn't drive, and now I want cheddar.

LOL
Looks good in a picture. Doesn't mean it tastes good
I can promise you mine tasted amazing for a simple Anasazi bean burrito with Oregon cheddar smothered in hatch green chile with pork that I simmered for hours.

Also, you sound like the worst kind of fucking gringo.

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Their cheddar is at least.
No complaining about their other varieties. Has a pepper jack from Nevada that was better.
Good ice cream too

Flatbread pita stuffed with chicken, cheese, tomato, lettuce ,mayo, with a side of Doritos
Im good..right?

Pussy

There's more than one way to make a burrito. If you knew anything about mexican food you would know this.

HAD THIS TONITE...WANTED SOMETHING EXOTIC.....BEATS A HAMBURGER AMIRITE????????

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He's probably like the gringos who opened a taco restaurant specializing in pork tacos and naming it COCHINO TACO

I lul'd so hard

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I'm ok with this

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Dry wholegrain bread, no butter.
And with a piece of ham on top.