My girlfriend farts in my mouth on a regular basis.
My girlfriend farts in my mouth on a regular basis
Show video of her farting or you're larping.
Sexy.
But enjoy your pinkeye.
the question is why? And does she have an issue cuz she does it or do u have an issue cuz u let her do it?
Why? I don't believe that happens or that you have a girlfriend.
Maybe someday soon. I'd love to get it on film.
No pinkeye here, friend. Been doing it for months.
I asked her to do it. There's no real issue. She was kinda surprised when I told her about the fetish at first but now she giggles while doing it and tells me when she needs to fart.
Hot. Do you also breathe in all of it?
Have you tasted her sweet shit filling your mouth yet?
Why are you questioning? I don't believe your disbelief.
It happens and i do. Promise.
I have breathed quite a few in at this point. I dont think she'd ever shit for me though, and I think I'm good with drawing the line at farts.
I do kind of wish farts had a taste though.
pica pica
That's the thing though, if you get to lick at least some shit from her along with farts your experience will be lifted 110%.
>having a GF
That's hot. Is that her in the pic?
> her
She farted in my mouth as a dare in HS
Any of you LARPers Got any braps?
This isn't your gf. You post her on cuck and social threads stating she isn't. Usually you get scared and delete them after a few minutes anyway
I've tasted her shit a few times. She's taken a shit before we started messing around a couple times and when i licked her asshole I could taste a little funkiness. The taste went away as i kept licking.
Do you still jerk off to it? How did it play out?
I just like her fat ass. My gf does bend over for me when she spreads her ass and farts though.
All the time lol. She was popular and at a bonfire she mentioned how fast she was. She had been belching loudly all night and I said something like at least it’s not out of that ass, she said not yet and later on when I was laying down she cane over and blew it right in my face and laughed. I said good one and jacked off, first of several farts
No sir. Just a big butt Yas Forums thot
She did it more than once?
Got any more pics of her ass? And more farts from her or other girls?
She was notoriously gassy, she would always fart when walking up the stairs, it was “her thing”
Want to smell it??
That's hot. I love gassy girls who don't give a fuck about farting in front of people. Especially if they're hot or at least socially adjusted.
She was def hot, always at parties but never with me lol
I would love to. I want my face to be freckled like her skin when she's done ripping them in my face. Got nudes?
Do you remember what it smelled like?
I wish
Just like green peppers, they were all comically loud. Like a fart in a jack black movie
Damn. I had to ask. She is hot as fuck though. If you only get to sniff the farts of one girl, she's not a bad one.
got her instagram or something? I'll get you some nudes.
Megan_geeee
She won’t respond to anyone
I’d pay to hear her side of a fart story lol
"Yeah, I farted on some dweeb at a party. His name? I dunno, I fart on lots of dweebs."
One burp story
We were across each other at lunch, she was eating a burger and drinking soda. I was just waiting for it to come out. She started drinking and took a huge bite, belching right onto the burger with pieces flying out. She laughed so hard and jokingly tried to burp herself, she offered me a bite of the burger and I swear I could taste the belch
Damn. She sounds absolutely vile. I'd have loved her.
Did we ever find her nudes? One user said he had her hardcore sex tape.
One more
She used to wear sweatpants a lot and they’d still fill out, her ass has been huge. She used to joke that she wore them especially for taco day, she’d let us see her belly and joke. She found her farts hilarious and one taco day as we were in line paying for lunch she belched blew it right at me and asked what we had for breakfast? Later on, a whole group went to her house because she had a pool. She changed in the bathroom and I went in after and jacked off with her stinky stinky sweats on my face, the fart smell was so potent.
Forgot she used to do this on snap, she’d pose for like 5 seconds in a sexy pose then, still eye contact with camera, blow a huge fart. Literally posted these like 3-4 times a day
op is a real one
If that's true you got to jerk off sniffing her sweats im SUPER jealous. I'd have tried to steal her panties if they were around.
I fucked this girl in OP’s pic before.
Real ass dude?
You're just making all this shit up
Got a name? Any butt related stories?
Can’t share her name. But I used to raw dog her a lot. She loved it doggy. Creampie’d her numerous time.
well bowing before a woman in such a way naturally makes a man real. its deep, bro
Did you ever lick her ass? Sit on your face? Cum between her cheeks? ANYTHING? I'd have devoured her ass before any sex sessions.
Never ate her ass. Gave her cheeks a lot of spankings though.
What kind of girl is she? I've seen other pics where she's like on a stage with her ass out and other group photos where she's sticking her butt towards the camera.
She’s just a feminist who’s proud of her fat ass. I used to have nudes and I was an idiot for deleting them. I miss bending her over and pounding her. She was a screamer
>Never ate her ass
WHAT
Damn that would have been great to see. Does she have any pics on social media showing her butt off at all? Did you date or just kinda hang for a bit and fuck?
She’s always showing off her ass. We dated for a while in college. She was so tight. Watching her big ass bounce on my dick was pure heaven.
I bet she knew i likes it or she just did not care at all
I bet. You gotta post her insta name or something man...there's no problem with that! It's public! Can you at least post a recent pic she uploaded?
Nice, user. My wife does the same thing for me. It is the best.
When did it start? Does she enjoy it at all?
ITT: people sharing fake stories and jacking off to their fantasy
I swear on my life and as an honorable OP, my girlfriend farts in my mouth several times a week. She's got huge DDD tits and a small ass. I often think of what it would be like if we could redistribute her boob meat to her butt.
I wish I could prove it, haven’t talked to her in like 3 years. I was just hoping to open up my spank bank to my fart bros
I'd tongue punch her ring meat