Be Greta Thunberg

>Be Greta Thunberg
>17
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels
>Becomes TIMES Person of the Year 2019
>Overcome COVID19

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputably can't

P.S. Queen of Yas Forums

God I love her

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scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2145896/thousands-people-sweden-get-microchip-implants-new-way-life
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>gain fame due to autism
>have a majority new networks be libtards
>overcome covid
>still autist

I
>vote
>trigger millions by being republican
>didn’t get covid
>not autistic

Who wins here?

>being republican

>thinks this is something to brag about
just lol

imagine thinking being a republitard is something to be proud of

See the two posts above and notice the triggering.

Spotted two triggered autists already.
Reeeeeeee

I don't know man, she seems kinda useless to me.
Just bothers me when I get back home after a long day of adventuring and doesn't contribute.

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Pedophile simp.

Greta Thunberg is a cover that hides a succulent business on account of climate change.

The movement led by young Greta is neither casual nor improvised. There are great business and economic interests behind the activist.

The Times has published a devastating article about the links between Greta Thunberg and various business and environmental power groups . Signed by Justin Rowlatt, a BBC correspondent for climate issues, the text calls into question the alleged spontaneity of the protests commanded by Thunberg and links the activism of the Swedish girl with the interests of different organizations.

The rise of Greta Thunberg starts, a priori, from the anger of a sixteen-year-old Swedish girl who insists on demanding politicians to take action against the climatic emergency facing the Planet [...]. But the phenomenon starring Greta also involves to the green energy lobby , to publicity and public relations professionals, to certain elites of the environmental movement and to the think tank of a Swedish Social Democratic ex-minister who finance some of the main energy companies in the country.

Ingmar Rentzhog is the founder of We Don't Have Time , the platform that has popularized Greta's various protest actions through social networks and other communication channels. Asked by The Times , Rentzhog acknowledges that he met Malena, mother Greta and opera singer, about three or four months before it all started. In fact, she also admits that the strike that the Swedish girl starred in her school and that catapulted her to fame was coordinated at least a week before, put that Rentzhog was informed of what was going to happen previously through an email from another climate activist, Bo Thoren, says Rowlatt.

Rentzhog and his pr company called we don't have time, is responsible for popularizing Thunberg.

thetimes.co.uk/article/greta-thunberg-and-the-plot-to-forge-a-climate-warrior-9blhz9mjv

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We don't have time and his founder Rentzhog has gone through Al Gore's environmental organization, the Climate Reality Project.

He and his partner, David Olson, have gone through funds and financial companies such as Laika Consulting or Svenska Bostadsfonden:

Among the investors who have worked with Rentzhog and Olson is Gustav Stenbeck, one of Sweden's greatest fortunes.

Now, in his role as an activist, Rentzhog directs Global Utmaning , a think tank linked to the wealthy former Social Democratic minister Kristina Persson, who inherited a great fortune and later launched into leftist politics, "details the author of the investigation.

The Rentzhog organization also has the active collaboration of Anders Wijkman, former president of the Club of Rome , Petter Skogar, leader of one of Sweden's leading business organizations , Catharina Nystedt Ringborg, a manager with a long career in the sector of the energy ... That's the kind of people Thunberg has developed his career with, Rowlatt concludes.

Greta's mother acknowledged that no one else wanted to support the strike , so that her daughter was left alone, but remained firm.

Everything was coordinated , since that same week a book of her own parents went on sale in which Greta's parents claim that working for the Planet helped them save their family.

The editor of the work, Jonas Axelsson, acknowledges that journalists immediately asked them if the strike was an advertising act of the book, said the correspondent of the BBC for climate issues.

Part of Greta's work is being channeled through Daniel Donner , who serves as the girl's press officer. Donner works in the office of a Brussels-based lobby known as the European Climate Foundation, " funded by major business groups and financial, also concludes the research article, which expands the information advanced in its day by Standpoint magazine and casts new shadows around the climate activism campaign led by the young Thunberg.

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Greta thunberg was sent by the same people who spread this coronavirus.

She is the messenger, the question is what is sweden?.

Think!. She has been spreading hate towards boomers and middle aged men. Now this virus is killing mainly these kind of people.

She said to destroy capitalism, ground aviation and make people stay home. What's happening now?.

Sweden, just pay attention to that country.

scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2145896/thousands-people-sweden-get-microchip-implants-new-way-life

sputniknews.com/environment/201812041070373633-sweden-climate-change-dictatorship/

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You were funnier when posted about your sick-pedo fantasies about that shitty underaged celeb with autism

Owning a dick.

I was born a man.

Nothing triggers white men like a woman being able to voice her opions openly and freely. Doubly so when it makes them uncomfortable. Just look at the lengths they've gone to to imagine a vast conspiracy behind her actions when she's just a retarded kid who doesn't like climate change.

This is bait but it’s pretty obvious the kid was used by special interest groups as their figurehead to garner interest from elites in using you stupid young people to maintain control over you.

ammm i actually collected trash in park for 2 hrs thats already more then she ever did xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>B-b-but I'm not t-t-triggered y-you are.

Kek

Not being born with asperger's.
Also not looking like I have fetal alcohol syndrome.
Also, OP is a raging faggot.

dude i got to predator rank in apex legends.

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>5 seconds
Okay. Well I have the correct number of chromosomes... So..... Yeah i win.

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OP is wrong. You apparently don't need to accomplish shit to get heaps of praise. So there's still hope for everyone on Yas Forums.

queen of Yas Forums my ass, she doesn't look like boxxy to me

Kill yourself.

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She's a sperg like me. She's awesome. A better question would be: what has OP done to come here and question Yas Forumsro's achievements? Why does agreeing with my gorgeous Gretta make you worth listening to? Are you angry Bernie dropped out or something?

no one can replace boxxy. she's the only one that made it out of /b still sane.

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Newfag

>>didn’t get covid
Shit ain't over yet man

rreeeeeeeeee

You think her maidenhead is still intact?

I will never understand why Yas Forumsfags spammed that manbodied celeb so hard.

I've taken shits that will do more for the environment than her.

It just hit me. She looks like the little girl in "Waterworld", I think. Too lazy to look...

Women are retarded. The Muslims have the right idea. Keep them inside and out of sight. They are only good for breeding and blowjobs. The rest of the time they complain, nag and generally cause trouble for men.

tldr

tldr

I did anal with her last week

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i dont own a several thousand dollar car that was a trash to the enviorment, and stuff it full of trash and lie about how i care about the enviorment. im also not a retard

Greta is stunning and brave

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lol reverse image search is fun.

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Yandex - my undoing! lol!

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that's actually a pretty delicious poophole right there, 10/10

I really hope she grows up to have solid tits and a fit body to repulse all the pedos that keep making these disguised threads.

have fun with him

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EEEP!

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She's a work of art.

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technically shes done nothing except give embarrassing speeches.

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I have a lower carbon footprint than she does.

Seriously. Like Al Gore and David Suzuki, she's using fossil fuels to travel the world in order to tell others to use less fossil fuels. What's the carbon footprint of that endeavor?

greta and tnig sharing big cocks up the bum thakns to taylor swift and her generous donations ! EEEP !

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She's pretty, I guess. Getting called a newfag by the user that obviously doesn't know about the boxxy vs chloe era is... mildly amusing.

dis nigga wins

lol exactly

is she that the golem thing from "Lorde and the Rings"

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That's a hateful thing to say... GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

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HOW CAN TNIG EVEN COMPETE?

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omg is THAT a Gollum?
I thought this was youtube.com/watch?v=eZgD89VYkVc

graduated high school

Yea Ok Faggot

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