Tell me a secret, user

Should have I know

She barely let me stick my finger in there. Never got to kiss or eat her asshole either. She was annoying but a 10/10 body. I would stare at her puckering little asshole when we fucked doggy

How to get this?

I jerk off to porn

im a 33 yo virgin, people think i'm a stud because i'm fit and hansome

Used to fuck this girl who was a secret prostitute in vegas, she was a motorcycle girl who was fairly popular and always used to wear pink. We used to hang out and play video games and get high together and eventually just fucked and hung out because we enjoyed each other company. She died a few years back and no one knew she was a whore on the down low, lots of people at her funeral and I felt sad and awkward knowing what she was but still miss her.

Been fucking my step daughter for almost a year. This shelter in place shit has made it difficult since wife is around all the time. Last Saturday drugged the wife so step daughter and I could have more than 10 mins together. It worked out well. When I was done having fun with step daughter wife was still out. Used the opportunity to fuck her in the ass since I only get to do that in special occasions

What do you think is the reason then? Body issues (small penis)? Self confidence? Abusement?

I piss in the sink, like non stop all day every day. Doesn't matter if it's at home or Starbucks, hospital. You name it and I piss there.

It's not a fetish thing either, but I like to assert my piss dominance every where I go

>Bored one day checking wifes old facebook messages from before us.
>she has shit that's almost a decade old. Laugh at some if the cringe phases she's been through.
>Typical ex boyfriend chats also with nudes,nothing phases me at all since we are married and had my own past. Still funny to look at.
>Clicked the archive folder by mistake...a few random spam mails. But there's one guy in there. So I click.
>Time is from about 6 months before we dated. It's just small talk about work and weed. He says "come over we can burn". And she does.
>Same through most of the messages, but one says "damn that shit is tight, come back again "...look at dudes profile, jacked black dude.

And that's how I found out my wifes BBC phase.

Kik macman909 for the detalls

autism and depression mostly.

how old?

I make shit posts on Yas Forums

But that isn't really a secret

Step daughter is 13

I've shared this once or twice before. I'm half-asian. Dad is white, Mom is asian. My dad was in the army and we moved around constantly until my mom left him, taking me and my sister and settling down in one place. But by that point me and my sister were both used to not having any real life friends and spent most of our time on the internet.

The day I turned 21 my mom confronted me about why I never go out, or never bring girls home. Flat out asked me if I had ever been with a girl and I told her I was a virgin (I had only ever gotten a handjob). My sister is only a little over a year younger than me, so she got the same talk, and when she gave the same answer my mother took it really hard. She felt like she failed us as a mother by not leaving out father sooner and giving us a chance to have a normal childhood, as well as being gone all the time at her current job. So what does she do? Contacts her parents overseas to try and arrange marriages for both of us. On top of that, she cuts her hours back drastically at work and begins taking me and my sister on "dates" to teach us how to socialize and behave with a potential spouse.

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LEWD !
how old are you?

I haven't ejaculated in 74 days

How

Please continue.

Bump

Had a relationship like that just a few years earlier.
Dont let her go.. do not let her go!

My ex got raped many times while younger, and thinking about it now I think it's hot as frick

My wife and I fuck in front of the window to give our neighbor a show

back in high school i fucked some dudes wife for a solid 5-6 months then we stop because i started dating girl from my class.

I've been trying to turn my sister into a snowbunny lately, sending her bbc pics on fake account, recommending her music like nicki minaj etc.

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How’s that start?

hows that going for ya?

oh it's going alright, she's slowly beginning to talk like a wigger so i've got hope

This. Is. Retarded. Thanks for playing.

A small part of me wants to leave abandon my life with my wife and pets and dedicate my life to pussy. I want to work in sex trafficking. I want to drown in pussy and die young

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After going on these dates for a few weeks, usually just a local restaurant and/or a movie, things begin to change. My mother starts dressing up, insisting I dress up (even bought me some nice dress clothes, when she hadn't bought me clothes in years) and we go to much nicer locations, and she will order a glass of wine. Early on in the dates I began driving her back and forth, and I'm genuinely taking her advice so she will back off.

Then comes the night that's the reason I'm writing this. On this night my mother wears something similar to a summer dress, very short and showing a lot of leg and thigh, as well as cleavage. It's summer and hot so I'm wearing a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a thin shirt underneath (this will be relevant). We go to a fancy restaurant my mother loves, and after the first glass of wine she asks me to call her by her name, which is a very old time traditional name. During dinner she drinks a few glasses, but also gets me to drink some too. I never drink so when we get up to leave I can feel myself light headed and almost trip up while stepping out onto the sidewalk, but she's at my side and we press right up against each other, and just the way it happened my bicep brushed against her breasts and the back of my hand pressed right between her legs, and I realized she wasn't wearing panties.

Since we're both loose and obviously tipsy, she wants us to walk around the area (nice part of town, there's a park and plaza full of people since it is summertime). It's dark out, and in my button up I'm hot, so I began unbuttoning the first few buttons when my mother told me to just take it off, since I had a shirt on underneath, and held it folded over her arm. Once I had it off she pulled my arm around her like we were a couple on a romantic walk. I'm a little taller than my mother, and the way she's leaning against me I can look right down her dress and see 90% of her breasts.

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I once tried to kill 2 kids when I was young and I don't regret it

If my dick stopped working I would off myself

basically the summer before my last year, i got my first job was just for the summer so i can have some extra cash for weed and shit. It was at a clothes shop and she was working there. She was 31 and to be honest it was pretty easy we get close real fast and she could see i was checking her out gave her attention we joked about it and pretty much start making out in the back when we where sorting the clothes. Eventually start fucking there. Few times went to a hotel and few times she spend the night at my home because at the weekend my parents will go to our villa and i was alone she lied her husband she will spend the weekend with they kid at her parents, drop the kid to her mom and come home where we will fuck all night pretty much. It was surreal because her husband will usually come pick her after work and i can see him literally 1 hour prior we where making out or fucking at the back room.
Its not like i was some turbo chad or something. But from what she told me her husband was not giving her attention they where fucking like 1 time a month and pretty much was shit marriage. Moral of the story is give your wife/gf attention and regularly fuck then or someone else will

Go on

> at party with my wife
> wife gets drunk
> call an uber to get home
> finger her pussy in the car
> driver see this
> driver say we can have the ride for free
> if he can play also a bit
> wife is drunk she didn't notice anything
> i make the deal
> driver park the car
> driver turns around and fingers my wife
> i sucking on her tits
> driver ask if he can lick her
> iam so horny and say yes
> he can do what he wants
> Driver comes to the back seat
> Driver is licking my wife
> i put her mouth on my dick
> Driver pull out his cock
> driver now fucks my wife
> i fuck her mouth
> driver shoots a huge load in her pussy
> i came in her mouth
> driver drives us home
> wife never noticed anything
> i never tell her about this

omg
so weird
but also kinda cool if you''re into that
is she hot, please post a picture of who she looks similar to

you definitely got a +1 in the chad department dude

I need my girl to be horny more often. She is only down like once a week otherwise I have to do everything and that usually doesn't work. Would try anything at this point. I am literally always horny I dont expect that from her. I tried keeping her drunk but that made her too tired too quickly after 2 amazing weeks

I am a "str8" dude- love chicks, have lots of GFs etc...but I have been dressing in panties and more for old men for since I was quite young. I have sexually serviced over 100 different guys over the years. No one has a clue I am a secret little cumslut.

What drugs do I need to feed her to wake up her inner slut?

gt?

Molly my guy

I wanted to do my own dad so bad I would get erections around him all the time. He noticed and when I came out of the closet, even though he had never been homophobic before, refused to have anything else to do with me after he found out I had been fucking a man one year younger than him.

I a guy who jerks it almost exclusively to gay furry porn. I want nothing more than to french one of the cute furry boys I fap to. If they were real then I'd make one my boyfriend. I don't consider myself even remotely gay.

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No fooling? Stories?

>letting another dude fuck your wife for the price of an uber
I hope this is fake

You don't need drugs, dude. Just buy her insanely pricey presents, and she'll be horny all the time.
(If you can afford them, obviously.)

ive read this story a couple of times so either its the same dude or its just old copy pasta

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my wife loves to fuck BBC and i secretly want her to be impregnated by one.

This chick from high school who used to think she was hot shit who rejected me and even laugh when I asked her out, ended up stuck in our hometown as a single mom working an almost dead end job.

I went off and started making money. For fun I hit her up, I ended up going on a date with her, I impressed her with all my nice things and made it seem like I was interested. Once we got into her bed I started treating her as shitty as I could get away with. In the morning I left $50 on her dresser implying she was just a cheap whore, and then blocked her on all social media and never talked to her again.

The next day I blocked her on

Once upon a time, Ellie (pic rel8) tried to troll Yas Forums by means of the usual Femanon Here Thread.
Some faggot told her "you being here, you surely a fat chick who never exercises".
Ellie freaked out and replied "bUt I dO sPoRtS!" and proceeded to post her pic related.
Little did she know, I lived in Tyne and Wear county at the time, and instantly recognized her and replied "Hi Ellie [surname]".
For unexplained reasons, she instantly disappeared from the thread and never posted her pic again.

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Rape accusation coming in in 3... 2... 1...

I started dating this girl a few weeks ago. Yesterday she told me not to be freaked out, but once a week a guy pays her $50 to jerk off while she masturbates on facetime. It's a little weird but I guess it's harmless.

>t. cuck in denial
also, it was her gentle way to tell you she's cheating