YLYL O.C.
YLYL O.C
James Diaz
Cameron Moore
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Isaac Lee
Logan Ortiz
you know how many times ive read this by now. stop, please.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Not original cuntent you fucktard
Ryan Barnes
Jaxson Perez
Isaiah Robinson
actual oc
Wyatt Flores
moar
Landon Sullivan
Kevin Ramirez
Gabriel Peterson
>using the redddit version that includes lcm status (ie has to explain the joke)
Jacob Jenkins
Zachary Thompson
wow that story sucks
Samuel Morris
Sebastian Howard
Kayden Jones
Χαίρετε, μῦθον βούλεσθε ἀκούειν;
>Ἴσθι ἐγὼ
>ιζ' τότε
>Γύννις Ἀβδηρίτης μὴ δυνάμενος συνευνασθῆναι παρὰ πάντα βίον
>Παθολογικὸς φόβος κορῶν ἀπὸ διδασκαλείων, ὅτε δὴ γύναιόν τι τῶν φρενῶν με ἐξέστησε
>Ἔχων νεωτέραν ἀδελφήν, ἦν δὲ τηνίκα ιϛ'
>Ἐκμανῶς δὲ ἡ ἀδελφή μου ἔχει τῶν παιδικῶν, γλίχεται συνεκβῆναί τινι
>Ἀπαγγέλλει ὅτι «συμφοιτῴη τινί»
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ ἄρχετον ξυμβουλευομένω ὅπως καταβάλητον τὸν νόθον
>Προϊόντων ἡμερῶν, εἰσφέρει τὸν ἄνθρωπον οἴκαδε
>Μέγας τε ἰσχνὸς καὶ μελάγχρους ὑάλω ταῖν ὀψέοιν προὐχόμενος
>Φαίνεται ἀμηχανῶν
>Πατήρ τε κἀγὼ καθίσαντε λέγετον αὐτῷ ὅτι «ἐς δικαστήριον ἐσήχθη»
>Συζητοῦμεν ὀλίγων λεπτῶν
>Σφὼ ἐξέρχεσθον
>Πατήρ φησί μοι ὅτι «οὐκ ἐπὶ πολὺ ἔσται»
>Κάσις οἶκόνδε ἐπανέρχεται
>Ἀγγέλλει ὅτι «κῶμος» εἴη
>Ἀμφὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ὕστερον, κασιγνήτη λέγει μοι τὸν φίλον αὐτῆς πρὸ τοῦ κόρῃ πανδιδακτηρίου συμφοιτᾶν
>Ἀδημονεῖ ὅτι τὴν πανδιδακτηρίου κόρην λάθρᾳ ἀναλαβεῖν ἐθέλει
>Περὶ δὲ ἑβδομάδα ἔπειτα ὠτακουστῶ διάλεξιν μητρὸς πρὸς κάσιν
>«Ἀπολέλυσθον»
Elijah Ward
>γέλω.κατεχέμεν.πειραόμενος.jpg
>Λέγω τῷ πατρί μου τοῦτο
>Γελᾷ ἀκρατῶς
>Τοὐμὸν πρόσωπον ὅτε πατὴρ προείδετο ἀκριβῶς τῆς αὑτοῦ κόρην τὴν πρώτην φιλίαν ὡς ἀποβήσεται
Ἀποκρίνασθε, ἢ ὑμετέρα μήτηρ καθ' ὕπνον νυκτὶ τῇδε ἀποθανεῖται.
Ayden Taylor
Camden Adams
Jaxon Scott
Josiah Brooks
Jeremiah Harris
That's easy for you to say!
Eli Ortiz
Leo Anderson
Noah Jenkins
Charles Watson
Fucking kek, i need to do this.
Daniel Cook
Landon Foster
Ε όχι ρε μαλακά δεν το πιστεύω
It appears this story is also stolen from us
Jonathan Russell
>every life is precious, doesn't matter if you're gay, Muslim, black, or Jewish
>except cis whites and unborn babies
God I love liberals
Wyatt Wright
Levi Russell
Andrew Carter
Dylan Watson
Tyler Russell
τὸ ἀρχίδι τὸ Yas Forums δὲν μἄφησε νὰ τὸ γράψω σὲ ἕνα post λόγῳ πολυτονικοῦ
Carson Phillips
William Gray
Mason Sullivan
Bentley Richardson
Πες μου ότι το έφτιαξες εσύ αυτό
Juan Wood
Nathaniel Rogers
Mason Richardson
Nathaniel Clark
I think this is reposted from an earlier thread.
Wyatt Torres
Brandon Martinez
>"walked into the courtroom"
I lost
Owen Scott
Nice trips
Don't complain, in 2014 it took like 6 months to stop seeing this 50 times a thread.
Thanks Lori!
Colton Morris
Austin Lewis
βέβαια, πεφιλημένε φορτσανίτη
Lucas Russell
Our school has a Zoom meeting today 19:30 german time.
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Password:590844
Thomas Myers
Carter Lopez
Elijah Fisher
Fuck your water mark
Henry Martinez
Brody Myers
Lost and saved, thanks man I needed this rn
Camden Peterson
Brandon Bell
Ethan Jones
Jace James
Jason Moore
Jew=6
Dollar=200
Lamp=5000
Answer=5206
What?
Easton Nguyen
James Smith
Να ξες το πέρνω για κοπυπαστα
Ryan Ward
Multiply