Captain! Tuvok keeps kicking the back of my seat!
Captain! Tuvok keeps kicking the back of my seat!
Michael Moore
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Luke Barnes
>black vulcan being tough with him
>he enjoyed it
>has boring chad relationship with B'Elanna
>a fucking chad to the core
Blake Powell
Shutup paris
Nicholas Scott
Aw, c'mon Tom. Don't act like you don't enjoy it.
It's probably his way of saying he has a crush on you. Might be his Pon Farr time. Maybe you should ask him.
Chase Brown
Goddamn it, Ensign Kim! Stop masturbating!
Liam Kelly
Ensign Kim, either take off that ridiculous Tuvok costume, or wear it to my private quarters!
Jack Phillips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bentley Long
Jace Martinez
Man, I love Voyager, but you guys make it weird.
Lucas Rodriguez
Can we make Next Gen weird for you next?
Owen Hill
Goddamn it, Ensign Kim! You broke Data!
Ryan Watson
It's genuinely rare to see this many voyager fans gather, I'm the only person I know irl that likes it
Aiden Roberts
Tom, only you can pilot that '55 Ford pickup!
Noah Diaz
Never fear, I will keep posting these threads until I’m cured of Yas Forums forever.
Adrian Long
Mr Data, how did you get to the Delta Quadrant?
Lincoln Young
I rode Gomtuu
Hudson Jackson
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Kes, B'lanna, Seven of Nine
Andrew Clark
Fuck Seven, marry Kes, kill B'Elanna
Joseph Edwards
What of Worf?
Jonathan Reyes
Fuck B'Elanna (what does half-Klingon pussy look like?), marry Seven, kill Kes
Nathaniel Bell
Kes only lives to be 6 and she goes fucking nuts.
Blake Roberts
Fuck Worf, marry Worf, kill Worf
Nicholas Bennett
I ordered him to. It is to remind you that when we get back to the Alpha Quadrant, you still have a prison sentence waiting for you, traitor.
And bitch about it one more time and you can find out how a bit of chair kicking compares to a Cardassian interrogation chamber, Maquis scum.
Leo Davis
They'd all suck to commit to long term, but she's going to kick the bucket right away
Eli Moore
You have exceeded my expectations. Well done.
Liam Reed
Fuck B'Elanna. Once is enough. I only have so many ribs to break.
Mary Seven.
Kill Kes. She's only got a few more years left anyway.
Brody Mitchell
Fuck Seven, Fuck Seven again, kill Kes without a second thought. Marry older Seven.
Christian Ross
There was a throw away line in discovery that said thay have 2 vaginas.
Colton Edwards
Only correct answer.
Tyler Ross
Stop being a snitch Tom.
Samuel Morgan
Fuck Discovery.
Matthew Hill
Then kill it
Lincoln Richardson
Fuck marry kill: Voyager, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine
Bentley Flores
This has just doubles down my position of fucking B'Elanna
Zachary Wilson
Two vaginas? That is so dumb.
Which vagina shoots out the baby? Right, or left?
Joseph Kelly
The only way Worf would have it.
Juan Nelson
Fuck Next Generation, Marry Voyager, kill DS9.
This is a voyager thread, did you expect anything else?
William Evans
This is now a Star Trek thread.
Camden Edwards
they come in two halves which reform after birth
Camden Barnes
Sup guys T'Pol amirite?
Luke Ortiz
No joke, I would love a borderline aspergers gf like Seven. I'm not just saying that because she's hot, either.
Sebastian Wright
best ds9 character was quark
Kevin Ortiz
Is this really canon or are you trying to depress me?
Leo Miller
Klingons always have 2 children. Once they come out they give both a D'k tahg and have them battle for the right to live.
Nolan Rogers
Hnnng
Colton Morris
>dammed straight
>vulcan mind meld while riding your dick so you can feel your own penetration
Jonathan Cooper
It may be under over like when humans sometimes get 2 irl. Fuck knows tho, I'm not an alien genital expert.
Ryan Reyes
Fuck AND marry B'lanna. Apart from Cardassian Seska, only attractive female on that show.
Kill Kes, give Seven back to Janeway as her personal "steward".
Parker Hill
Was it ever anything else?
Anthony Ramirez
Please, Lieutenant. I don't have to set foot outside of sickbay to know Mister Tuvok stands at the opposite end of the bridge from you. You are clearly experiencing a mild hallucinatory palpation, no doubt as a side effect of that Klingon tranquilizer hypo you "borrowed" at the end of your nursing shift yesterday. Don't think I didn't notice.
Tyler Jenkins
OP here: No.
Liam Wilson
Fuck Next Gen often. kill Voyager. marry DS9. Remember TOS fondly but meet up for coffee one time and get an instant reminder why you broke up and decide never to call back. Have a brief fling with Enterprise. Be intrigued by Discovery but soon realize that bitch is crazy.
Have a steamy affair with Picard.
Tyler Ross
Fuck Seven, fuck Kes, violate a peace treaty with B'Elanna, then fuck B'Elanna
Anthony Gonzalez
What about lady quark?
Jaxson Carter
Fake and gay.
Tuvok never sat behind Paris on voyager.
Furthermore, even if he did, it would be against his Vulcan nature to do something so childish (unless he was affected by some kind of alien fungus)
Learn to Trek fagit
Zachary Morris
Seska?! Are you serious?
Anthony Adams
Shit, that means I can have pussy on my cock AND in my mouth and not have to deal with negotiating a threesome
I'm 'bout it.
Ethan Robinson
Fukn pedo.
Asher Bennett
Oh, lighten up.
Christopher Smith
Blake Thomas
t. Tuvok
Camden Garcia
Her pussy looks like a Cornish pasty,
Joseph Clark
Weyoun called, he'd like a word with you...
Noah James
You have been awarded one crystalline entity for best response I’ve received so far. Congratulations.
Tyler Nguyen
Perhaps the baby only comes out of the inseminated vagina, and the other acts as an empty spare, unless it is also inseminated. Then it could be one baby per vagina, unless triplets of each...oh man, never-mind. Too confusing.
Justin Evans
I like to joke as much as the next person, but Star Trek is not to be made light of.
Luke Carter
I see you are a man of culture.
Nathaniel Rogers
so you want your skull crushed by hairy klingon thighs?
Nathaniel Jones
... Does it taste like one too? Because fucking sold
Isaac Nguyen
Jaxson Cruz
I have that image too. And Cardassian Seska is hot. Although I wouldn't say no to Romulan Seska, but that may be because Romulans are my favorite Trek race.
Them & Klingon bitches. Like Grilka. And K'Ehleyr, the cute Duros sister, or that chick in the galley that was flirting with Riker. "And the Rokeg Blood Pie?"
But NOTHING!...
Compares to Kira. Hottest chick in all of Trek, hands down.
Liam Cooper
this
Lincoln Thompson
Bravo, user.
Owen Miller
>Kes
reminder
Adrian Rodriguez
As a fart in a church.
Brayden Adams
Probably, but hairier.
Julian Anderson
Why
Jason Watson
because she's a complete silly willy now
Caleb Gomez
This is what happens when you get raped at the age of 2 by neelix
Ryan Watson
Garak is an obvious favorite - he was definitely mine.
Weyoun - the Weyouns were actually some really neat characters from a story standpoint. I hated him, but I enjoyed watching him so I could hate him.
ANYWAY, the best character was also the one that could never shut the fuck up for more than five seconds.
Justin Rodriguez
lel
Jose Baker
...maybe? Am I alone on that?
Bentley Murphy
Just a reminder, that Chakotay could have has sex with this species 8472 disguised as a human female, and she was MORE than willing which might have resolved all differences with humans.
Eli Hill
Garak was one of my favs too, great actor. Fucking Morn man his stories crack me up.
Sebastian Long
The captain's busy, Paris. Keep interrupting and you'll get a piece of my Leola root too.
Caleb Kelly
How nice.
Chase Gutierrez
Yeah old Janeway was suspiciously fine with that relationship
Michael Anderson
No way neelix is that jacked on the shit he cooks.
Gavin Rodriguez
Kek wtf
Sebastian Martinez
>And the Rokeg Blood Pie
Ha! I can picture that moment. The breast-feed remark shocked much younger me, but I also remember thinking 'hey, if she's down...'
Yeah, Kira's pretty damn hot, but I don't know if I'd say hottest of all Trek (can't say for TOS or Discovery, haven't seen much of either).