If you woke up tomorrow as dictator of your country, what would be your first order of business?

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Niggers, SJW’s, and other trash must be “removed” when spotted by a law abiding citizen. 50+ y/o’s exempt from the new law. Civil penalty for not following: $100 fine.

Legalize Incest

>start taxing religion, immediately
>anyone who has ever attended seminary school, religious "universities" (like Liberty, Bob Jones, Regent, etc) or served in ANY leadership position in their church is hereby banned from ever running for public office
>In ads, campaign speeches, debates, social media & whatnot, candidates are no longer allowed to discuss religion, what church they go to or make any statements suggesting their opponent is "un-american". Doing so immediately removes said candidate from the ballot. Religious groups are banned from meeting with elected officials; violation will incur further tax on their church.
>voting districts are redrawn to ZIP codes. ZIP codes are never to be changed.
>make "age of adulthood" consistent across the board. One clearly defined age at which someone is an adult, and they get all the privileges all at once. Doesn't matter what age but 18 sounds about right
>decriminalize marijuana across the board
>hate crimes = still in effect
>affirmative action, however, is not
>amend FCC to where broadcast tv has the same rights to content as paid cable
>decertify Fox News so they can't say they're a journalism venture, because they're fucking not- saying Fox talking heads are journalists are like saying the WWE Champion got his belt from an athletic competition
>if that is too much for some people, fine, Fox can stay. But I'm tired of them lying to us & saying they're journalists. So we will rectify that by enacting a law that makes intentionally telling untruths in the media (print or tv) in the context of journalism punishable by death to the person who did it and the next 2 people in their chain of command, plus the CEO of the company. After 5 instances (and thus 5 CEOs), the state seizes the company, breaks it up & sells off their assets. At the rate Fox lies to us, once that law is enacted they'd hit the mark before the day was through

Public execution of jews and pedos

Sounds like you overheard a rant in class at college and immediately accepted it without questioning. Kys.

Nope. All my own ideas. Sorry to disappoint. But yes, I did graduate university, how good of you to notice.

And here I was gonna change the age of consent to 11 and... well jews I'm neutral about.

What parts of that do you have a problem with? The forcible separation of church & state, the provision where the media are not allowed to lie to us anymore, or that pot will be legal 100% everywhere & your uptight, prudish ass considers that "degenerate"?

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I'd gather all the smart folks to help me set up a republic complete with checks and balances.

>unabashed fox hate
>not holding everyone else accountable

its like i can smell your worthless psychology degree

Start world war 3. Begin by attacking china and russia at the same time. The goal being to kill as many people as possible cuz of MUH CLIMATE.

Nuke as much of the rest of the world as I could.

I'd wipe out the white trash filth in the Midwest/south. Those were the confederates we failed to kill when we Won the Civil War.

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Oi, fuck off mate
We're a well developed British country here. Dump those shits under a different crown

Nationalize the banks and the hospitals. Healthcare should be free and the Fed should loan directly to the people. Fuck your usury.
Work with the leaders of every ethnic minority to negotiate repatriations or partitions of the country. Except the Jews who just go to gulag.
Mandatory two years of military or civic service after school is finished.
Spin up a commission to look into reducing the rampant credentialism in the modern economy. I don't have easy answers here but I don't think a BA is a requirement for most jobs.

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>send op to the camps for his faggotry
>restore democracy, cause dictatorship is bad, mmmkay?

If the lie rule is in place all media outlets would be held to it. I would expect a lot of dead journos on both sides. And good it will be.

>decertify Fox News so they can't say they're a journalism venture
do you really think those fuckers have a government certificate as a "journalism venture"?

jesus fucking christ, yes, trump wants to be a dictator, but we're not literally russia quite yet

Dictatorships can be democratic. The only thing required of a state to be democratic is that it fulfils the desires of the population. So just do what the people want; hold referenda and enact their will (within reason, I'd say, but you do you).

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Sorry, you must be 18 to be on this board

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So those people are like 160 years old in your mind?

force the lgtbqbtbps to become normal

all religions are retarded cunt

LOLLLLL

Two new additions to the constitution
Firstly, private contracts shall supersede the law (within reason so meth and murder is fine only if everyone affected signs a contract saying so)
Next, make 3 legally distinct classes that anyone can change between. One can't vote or sign private contracts but is allowed welfare and doesn't pay taxes, this would be the default since children don't pay taxes. One can sign private contracts but can't vote or get welfare and must pay taxes, you move from the first to this when you start paying taxes. The third would be the same as the second but can vote and run for office, you move to this one after serving in the military for a certain period of time, more danger=less time so expect a few years for cooking on a ship in peacetime.

Should be fun

Secularize america
Federally legalize marijuana and shrooms
Impose high taxes on the rich whether they want to stay or not
Healthcare for all
All community colleges are free
Ban conventions for all they do is collectivize political beliefs
Work on relations with Mexico, China, and Russia
Cut military spending.

Would kill these kinds of faggots
Murder and decapitate all racists and thought police the fuck out of the south.

Welcome to totalitarianism bitch

>lower tax rate 5%+ across the board
>except billionaires, modest increase for them, nothing crazy like 90% like the commies want
>decriminalize all drugs, treat it as a medical issue not a criminal one
>incentivize small businesses to the best of my ability
>restructure our retarded gun laws, make the license harder to get but ease regulations on the guns themselves
>order cell and internet providers to halve their rates (ours are some of the most expensive in the world and our service is still shit)
>order that (((creditors))) cannot charge more than 10% interest, and cannot charge compound interest
>start refining our own oil instead of shipping to the us and buying back at inflated prices
>stop giving billions in foreign aid while we have thousands of hungry and homeless here
>remove all laws regarding hate speech
>lower the cost of education as much as i can
>healthcare reform, ours is already good but it has blind spots
>cut as many bullshit fees as i can. Why does a sticker on my license plate cost $120 every year
>tighter laws on insider trading
>order banks to only loan money they have, our current system is a fraudulent ponzi scheme
>ban george soros

I could think of a thousand more but i think my first act would be to do drop a fat duke on trudeaus face then make march break a national holiday with cheap margaritas and shit

If I could make a suggestion: just liquidate all the billionaires and parcel out their estates to poorfags and middle class people. Most of them are Jews which is a bonus. Reset the ladder. Also consider

I'd execute about 50 % of the population.

You'll be first on the block

You're next on the block

>Murder and decapitate all racists and thought police

Kind of contradictory, no?

24hr liquor stores nationwide.

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>Kill off a group I dont like because they dont like certain people

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What would it cost?

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It's just racial and class animus, user. 'Racist' means lower class white person in radlib parlance

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Find alt-left that inflitrated the alt-right fraction and DOS their account
Like the good old days

Find and kill that nigger Trump.

3 coronavirii

>having sex daily is mandatory for every female
>it's illegal to have sex with same person again if you are not engaged or married
>males can register for sexual intercourse
>females pick males randomly without seeing face etc.

>immigrants must have a job waiting when they come to country. if not, then no entry

>raping or otherwise criminal foreigners must be deported immediately
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>>having sex daily is mandatory for every female
>>it's illegal to have sex with same person again if you are not engaged or married
>>males can register for sexual intercourse
>>females pick males randomly without seeing face etc.
This is a brilliant idea and almost works perfectly but you need to set an age limit plus women need to take better care of themselves ie no obesity or hairy legs or stink otherwise they will give up looking good.

This. I don't want to fuck a 60 plus.

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Destroy tax loopholes for big corporations

i would hire a faggot removal team.

I would make sure that everyone that visited this board was sent to the Gulag

Where do you want them to take you?

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For all you know the gulag is a nice place with a beach and beautiful untouched female virgin whores

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Cut all ties to China. Sick of them trying to infiltrate absolutely every facet of everything.