Secrets thread number 594,609

Secrets thread number 594,609

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>be OP
>be secretly a faggot
>post secret shit on Yas Forums

faggot

I am into fucking every female on my family. Excluding mom, grandma. And eventually daughters. I am open to fuck niece, cousin, aunt...So far I have fuck two ants and 3 cousins. I also get to fuck two sisters, they were 5 years aparts. AMA

When I was a kid, I used to wear my mum's bra and stuff it with my t-shirts. Then I would jerk off while squeezing my "tits". (I'm a guy)

what the fuck

how big is your cock

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I was a horny kid. Don't judge me.

18 cm

what the fuck is a centimeter

is the girl who was molested by her crush at 14 still here? I'd like graphic details on that

i guess you didnt have to worry about tp then

>ffff

Yes. He kept it going until I was 13

i started a bit older but almost the same. i legit still remember how tight my anus was, even getting one finger in was something i had to work for

One day I decide to try anal masterbation and it feels good. I want more then fingers, But I'm to young to buy dildos. After foraging the house I decide to use a the back of a sharpie and it feels good. I have no lube, So I used fucking conditioner, And I like to leave in inside me afterwards alot even falling asleep with it in me. It's a sharpie so it has no base which means theres nothing stopping it from getting swallowed by my ass. One night I want to try to ride it, So I put it halfway in my ass and sit on it. Start grinding and it feels good. Afterwards I decide to take it out, But immediately realize it's not there. "Fuck fuck fuck". I feel it barley peaking out of my asshole as I try to shit it out and grab it. My efforts are wasted and the sharpie just gets lodged in me more. I realise I might have to tell my dad, And go to the E.R. so I panick. I put my clothes on and head to the bathroom and sit on the toilet using all my power to try and shit it out for maybe an hour. I feel it peaking but i can't quite get a grip. Suddenly my anger and frustration outweighs my fear, And I use the forse of a hundred gods to lodge my fingers into my ass getting it covered in shit and conditioner. I just barely get a grip and yank it out within like 10 seconds. Cleaned it off and used it again the next day. Btw 2 sharpies at the same time feels way better.

Fucking christ I hope your ok now

Yeah I'm good. It was somewhat enjoyable specially with stepdad

as a kid the handle of a metal spoon became my designated anal toy. of course i used sharpies but the spoon felt better

After I broke up with an ex, I shared a video of her stripping and masturbating with strangers on Omegle

that’s why i never go on cam tbh

Greentext. How old were you?
Greentext some details? What did step dad better? Are you m or f?

Lol I’m sure she regrets it. She showed her face and everything else

you must have been quite the little cutie

A girl NEVER wants dickpics, boys. She just wants blackmail material. Never forget that.

>what the fuck is a centimeter
Fat ameriburgers detected

Haha got an ex to send me a nude. Fapped and never sent her the dick pic I promised. Guess I dodged a bullet. Still have hers of course

>So far I have fuck two ants
You must be proud of your dick

>14
>Move in with dad and Jew step-mom
>Her 300 pound land whale
>Dad cheats all the time
>Dad works all the time
>Horny teen
>Her and I at home while dad works
>Catches me jacking off
>14 so jacking off 4 or 5 times a day
>She catchs me jacking off a couple times
>She lays in bed almost all day
>Talks and talks and talks
>Start rubbing dick thru pants while she's blah blah blahing
>Grades yard work blah blah blah
>Just go fucking Jack off why don't you
>Dad cheats on you all the time
>She knows he does
>It'd be better if you helped
>Her lol
>One time she calls me into their room
>Figure it's bitching and more blah blah blah
>Fuck...was just starting to rub one out
>Head to their room
>Fat ass 300 pounder ass in the air
>user if you wanted to use this hole you could
>Fucking diamonds
>Have know idea what to do
>Get behind her
>Reaches under her big gut and grabs my dick
>This hole user
>Lines me up with the shitter
>Leans back on to me
>Dick slides right in

And this is how I lost my V card

I have possibly killed 3-4 of my wife's cats because I couldn't stand the little fuckers. Two "ran away" I roped one up and watched it gasp for life.

I have made multiple deviantart accounts on which I pretend to be my gf. I post her nudes and flirt with guys (and girls). It's one of the things that gets me off the most.

Seeing other guys react to nudes of your girl is hot af.

>Greentext. How old were you?
22, at university at the time.
> Not much to say.
> We live in the same apartment block.
> I've helped the boy with some PC issues
> he was a fun guy even though a little immature
> Mostly bi-curious, while I'm really bi
> Met his sister by chance, was with him one day
> Somehow I've impressed her
> And took her virginity.
> We fucked for 6 months before they left for another city.
> Not related to me though.
> Parents never learned I was fucking their kids
> Good thing was I grew over my loli obsession

Now I'm 31, not married but with two baby girls. Love them and my spouse to bits

Stepdad was just more caring, keep in mind I dont remember details from when my dad molested me since I was younger, might just be that I remember stepdad better and from the time I hit sexual maturity.
Also F.

I was not bad if I say so myself

That must of been so fucking satisfying I use to strangle my old cat until its meows were almost impossible to hear and tape a dirty sock over its head for like an hour everyday or so

I haven't ejaculated in 74 days

Hot tbh

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I didn't really take pleasure in it. Not my kink, but it was out of need. Yeah, I felt nothing watching them die though. Absolutely zero

Thought Luka Magnotta was in prison? How dafuq did you get internet privileges?

checked

the trick is to get them jacking it too, user. mutually assured destruction is a lovely way of life

freakiest thing she did

Its not a sexual thing for me it's just amazing to see the fear of death in there eyes as use my bear hands. I'd love to see it in a human as I take there life. How did you kill them

Post nudes

Yeah that's the general reaction people have when I say I enjoyed most of it

Most guys are creepy pedos once they know there in the clear

I dunno user.

I am not attracted to kids in any way and would find abusing one impossible. But I get off so hard on making a girl tell me about/re-enact her childhood abuse.

something about the taboo+trauma combination is just magic

what did you enjoy exactly?

>Be me 29
>Virgin, sheltered life. Work / internet / watch sport / sleep
>Finally meet a girl at work, last relationship she got cheated on actually a very good looking girl
>Flirt make it out like I know what I'm doing, am actually not bad at it I guess, thinks I'm funny/nice
>Tell her I like her, likes me too. finally this is it
>Text/talk all the time, kiss, make out finally feel normal after all these years
>Kinky as fuck always riling me up with dirty messages
>Night finally comes we have sex, after a few minutes she says its too painful and to stop. I stop she cries immediately.
>says she had a hysterectomy year ago and vagina gets dry spots, and she cannot have kids ever.
>says its too painful because her vagina doesn't get as wet as normal pussy. doesn't want to try lube Mood is ruined doesn't feel right to continue and for me to take her home
>ghosts me for 5 weeks after 'dealing with shit'
>breaks up over the phone after those 5 weeks while I'm at work on lunch break
>girl I came to genuinely like and not just for sex, my happiness and feeling normal gone in an instant
>wondering if my life is just a joke to someone I'm not in on, finally find someone I actually like and it goes to shit when I don't think I did anything wrong
>Months laters still texts me just random nothings though just "how are you" then nothing else after that for weeks
>don't know what to do about anything now. back to my boring monotonous life, feel even worse about it then before I met her

I'm 16 and I have been sexting older men since I was 14. I've only been turned down once, And they've all known my age

once you grow a tits and ass its not pedophilia, user. a slut is a slut and no man could be blamed for taking whats on offer.

Mmhmm hearing my ex describe how scared she was when a guy forced his hand down her pants.., diamonds

That's my assumption.

Well.. I suppose that's a kink too

I suppose the attention is the thing that got me going first then as I got older I started enjoying sex.

Lmao this exact scenario happened to me too. I did this when i was 12-16. I used to keep adding more sharpies till it hurt a bit. Felt great though. Then when one as 16 i discovered my mom's soft flexible red double sided dildo that was like 18" long. I got half of it in me once. I wish I knew the exact brand and stuff for the dildo so I could buy one for myself now