Just found this in my bed. Level with me Yas Forums

CUM ON IT

dont listen to this cunt, they're harmless and only bite if you touch their private parts

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What kind of spider is it?

I'll cum on it when I get verification of what it is.

Inb4cumspider

Its a spider NOW CUM ON IT

Cum spider. Do your diligence soldier and cum on it.

Have you cum on that spider yet?

pls cum spider NOW

I need more data

Sell it to flick

This

its just a house spider.

Prove it and I'll deliver the goods

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prevention.com/health/g29022991/common-house-spiders/
its just a type of wolf spider

only one choice op, burn your house down

Spiders are bros
Think of the bugs that would live were he to die

hes not gonna die, just gonna take a hot sticky load to the thorax

Its a Sri Lankan Ass-Slapper.
cum on it

Youre saying I have to learn Braille to tell fucking spiders apart? Fuck this shit.

kek

Fucking epic thread

Mushroom OP was a faggot. Spider OP is a faggot. This board SUCKS today

Delivered.

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BASED

that's fucking disgusting OP

Fucking tronno

jesus christ

My sides are in orbit

Ewww

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the spider's having flashbacks to her time in japan

That’s nothing. Meet my pet Black Widow.

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Another shot.

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CUM SOLDIER

Feeding time.

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Don't cum on me!

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Hilarious. Lol

you know what you have to do

fake and gay

recluse

insert cock into container

mayo huh. disappoint

Might want to double check if mayo you own looks like this chief

Cum bump

im calling the cops op

: don’t think so. Recluse have skinny and long legs and slimmer body

This is Skull-user all over again. But my sides are still in orbit

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so what is it then bro?

fuck off OP, give us the real thing

Serious kek

>House has spider infestation
>5 years and going
>Last week one of the fuckers fell in my ear while I was sleeping, gave me the scare of a lifetime, I slapped the shit out of it
I got used to them, they eat the other bugs and leave me alone, I honestly wouldn't mind having one walk over me as long as they don't try to get inside

Gross

Agree, spider bros should be free to roam cumless. Probably not in your bed, but still.

if you get caught, you get the devils snot

Dubs, kekd.

>different file naming
>different spider
Fake and gay

House spider. Already IDd

Hmmm....does rhyme.....

: probably a hobo spider. Still considered somewhat dangerous, but, if you leave it under your bed he’ll probably never leave, unless he can’t catch food there.

: negro, “house spider” just means it’s any species of spiders that can freely roam in your abode.

I do believe this means that you are going to turn into spider-man

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but... my bed is a mattress on the floor.

rolling for this