There is a mushroom growing on the ceiling of my bathroom

There is a mushroom growing on the ceiling of my bathroom
What to do

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eat it

Eat it

Give me one good reason

Bro. Eat it.

clean your bathroom you disgusting fuck

You asked what to do.

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To teach him a fuckin lesson about trespassing

But...why?

because you're on goddamn Yas Forums

No

Sounds good

Why not?

This mushroom was left for you by an Italian plumber. If you ingest it, you will gain a second opportunity at life.

Consume the Shroom OP

The fuck is that shit under the shroom? you savage.

This. Your bathroom is fucking gross

Get yourself a pineapple and you have some toppings for a good pizza.

You have water damage and mold in your ceiling. You are inhaling toxic spores every day. You need to get it remediated. Do you rent??

Eat it.

eat it and gain it's powers

cum on it

How do you know

I have no idea

It’s the only logical explanation.

This user

do it

What if its a sign of god? Perhaps I was given the holy task of taking care of this new life, I can't just eat it man, I'm gonna go to hell

do it

Would that make it grow faster?

Boring

It's too late for that.
The mushroom isninly the fruiting body of a much larger organism that's appears to be happily living in his walls consuming the rotting studs

god gave you a snac, it would be blasphemous to not eat it

Fucking eat it

eat it pussy

That is a good point

this man knows what he's talking about

This faggot is just milking it.
Dubs and he shoves the shroom up his rectal

you cant milk mushrooms retard

Cum on it then eat it.

If I get dubs OP has to eat it.

Rollin

post a timestamp op

you'd be legendary on this site for generations to come

This is the only real advice in the thread.

Shove it up your ass

Also there's definitely rotten wood up in your cealing

shroom in penis

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You have some mold growing in the wall.
Eat the mushroom.

Here

Trips and i'll cum on it
Promise

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dont tell them

Science and lulz?
You might get high as fuck.
There's a greater chance your kidneys will suddenly fail in a week though.

eat it

F L I P P E N
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Rollin for trips

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CUM CUM CUM

No, trips and you eat it faggot.

TRIPS IS RECURSIVE.

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roll

Dont feel like dying, thank
Gimme a minute

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winrar

Don't be a pussy, the trips have spoken

Trips have spoken faggot. EAT IT!

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move out of mom's basement

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Oh shit!

I'll give you this, and nothing more

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Fucking eat it already dude

now eat it with the cum

Eat it you cocksucking niggerloving jew.