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What films are you ashamed to admit that you've fapped to, Yas Forums?

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That film about the rabbits and war.
That other film about the sheep being mentored by a wolf and becoming a weird looking animal.

This is just a really good movie.

Crazy to think the same guy directed Robcop and Starship Troopers. What a weird industry.

All three of them are clever subversive satires.

why would you be ashamed OP?

Wolf of Wallstreet
Margot is 10/10

I fapped/edged to this movie as a kid, up until the rape scene. Young me didn’t like that part.

That japanese enema video I watched yesterday

>ashamed
Yeah Verhoeven shows you Elizabeth Berkelys gaping cunt because he DOESNT want you to jerk off

For me it's GI Jane.
I love her bald head.

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The Charlie's Angels reboot. Speaking as someone very much into tomboys Kristen Stewart's look in that movie makes me diamond hard.

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ass lacks definition, needs to do more squats

you're not making any sense

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I fapped to Species 2 when I saw hairy pussy desu.

For me, its My TS Stepdaughter. No shame though.

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I like the jiggle.

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Pool scene in Caddy Shack

>ashamed
Why would you be ashamed? This bitch was fucking hot and I still masturbate to it every couple of months

Bad News Bears

he did Striptease too I guess

>I’m ashamed of fapping to a 10/10
?

chanel santini is the only tranny I'll fap to.

Molly Shannon's sex scene in Night at the Roxbury

She-Devil
the scene where the teenage daughter is doing an erotic dance with the butler. how did they get away with it?

I fapped to Jan from The Office in the dinner party episode. Gave me a legit cleavage fetish.

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is there nudity?

No, that one is shit, and robocop and starship troopers are cult classics still frequently screened in theaters (I watched both in London last year), not underappreciated at all.

MOGGED

>ashamed of fapping to an erotic film
wut

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forgot pic, so so so many times

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>ywn be christian bale in this scene
i hate life

First thing i thought my nigger

some weird hantai where an old guy fucks big tiddy anime girls on the subway

I don't remember the title, but I caught a little bit of this old movie on TV once with this brunette in a red bikini gets out of the pool, takes over her top, and starts marking out with the guy. But it turns out it was just his fantasy, and she walks in on him masturbating, which made me feel self-conscious about doing the same thing.

Pretty Baby

no just Molly making weird faces and humping Will Ferrell

Don’t pretend you don’t know what movie that is you stupid faggot.

I've only ever fapped to one film.
Enemy at the Gates. I have no idea why I find that scene so hot but I do.

different user, I've seen the webm but don't know the movie. is that weird somehow?

Downloading it right now

Not my proudest moment.

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not ashamed. wish the director's ugly wife wasn't in it though

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Showgirls is shit.

The Orphan

Cope

Splice
but I'm not really ashamed of that

I unironically coomed to that pool scene many times.

American beauty
Ashamed for obvious reasons

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Mission Impossible 5 during the Opera scene
The girl had some feline eyes

i havent fapped tho

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>obvious reasons
?

I masturbated to pretty much every Bond girl. Then I heard that one of them was really a man, but I didn't know which and I'm afraid to look it up.

What was that movie where the girl was a welder but went to dance school at night and then went to a final show to dance in front of some judges.

That was the good shit when the internet wasn't big.

is her character a lesbian in this?

Oh and Splice. And um 120 days in Sodom
.

>another coomer thread
this is why you're depressed and your life is falling apart

Flashdance?

chicks are underage
that or he fapped to the gay kiss scene

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Seconded

No, Striptease was directed by Andrew Bergman.

Between 1987 and 2000 Verhoeven directed Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man.

Basic Instinct and Showgirls were both written by Joe Eszterhas, who also wrote Flashdance and Sliver, among other films.

Rachel is qt

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Irréversible should always be everyone's proudest fap.

I don't know if I'd say I'm ashamed

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>fapping to this
hahahahahahha

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>written and directed by:
>also starring:
>and featuring:

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>no ass

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Why?, even my gf dreamed with that scene for days.

I was depressed before I coomed

Emma Roberts was originally cast in her role but she refused to put on weight.

She was twenty in this.

>Basic Instinct and Showgirls were both written by Joe Eszterhas, who also wrote Flashdance and Sliver, among other films.
damn, dude was the proto-coomer

I remember being a teenager
staying up late and watching it with low sound on a crappy TV in my bedroom as to not wake my family
she was so hot and when they showed her tits I was literally diamonds
one of the defining moments of my growing up

>Feminist makes a pro-woman, fuck men! Masterpiece
>still includes sexual objectification and gratuitous titillation scenes
When will peoplenstop.taking them seriously?

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Normally I'm agreeing with you. But this self quarantine shit is becoming agonizing.

she's not a bond girl, just supposedly appears in a scene in for your eyes only. don't even know which scene.

strong opening

Birch was 16 and we saw her tits

post it

I like to think this is improvised, and that Elle is weird and tries to get as many people to do that to her.

Doesn't look familiar, but it's hard to remember all the Bond movies I saw and all my faps. Bond actually had sex with pictured?

Movie from serbia. Has some sex scene in an abandoned building

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Came buckets to Elizabeth Berkeley when I was 13. Might have a nostalgia wank to her tonight.

Hostel 2

I know who I've got my money on

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>you can shove unnecessary titties in anything if you just call it feminist
you see lemons I see lemonade

I still fap to this all the time

she is all woman

lol hardcore edge bro

Boris Johnson's last VLOG on the BBC News.

Oh man, played it until the vhs broke

It's weird if you're old enough to be posting here. It's one of the most famous scenes in movie history. The film is Fast Times at Ridgemont High, BTW; the actress is Phoebe Cates and the actor is Judge Reinhold.

Only Thora Birch. Mena Suvari was 19 at the start of filming and turned 20 during production.

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>one eye on the target, the other looking for an escape route
Best Bond girl

>ashamed

I-I'm not the only one, right?

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> i‘ve got 2 tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
> come with me friday, don‘t say maybe

>unironically thinking if she was 17 over 18 makes any difference outside a court room

You imagined yourself in the role of the men, r-right?

Starship troopers is over-appreciated. It sucks ass.

She has the best body out of all of them though, even if her face is just average

I'm actually older than the movie but I haven't seen it.

Rape scene in Once Were Warriors

Wasnt most of that film improvised...who improvised that scene...

why did she do it bros?
>tfw immediately unzipped dick and came in 15 seconds

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It's true I was really far gone at one point with lesbian domination porn. I'm better now but lapsing back in. Need to go back on nofap before I get that degenerate again.

August Underground

Not a film, but Katy Perrys california girls video where she has the whipped cream canisters squirting out of her tits

Half of it is sex scenes, my favourite is where she writhes on the floor and he puts a leash on her

I think no such thing. Just pointing out that previous user was incorrect about her age.

Custard in a bag

Eli Roth's Green Inferno

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So? 16 is fine.

Such a shitty movie.

I know, right? The fact someone who's supposedly such a hardcore feminist like Stewart subjected herself to such a blatantly gratuitous, male-pandering scene only makes me cum harder though.

but that movie itself is a jerk off to cannibal holocaust

It was different in the book, where she wasn't sure who raped her and thought it might have been her father. Jake The Muss couldn't even be sure it wasn't him, he was always so drunk and couldn't remember that night.

George of the Jungle 2

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Was Birch actually bare breasted? I remember her character was obsessed with her breast size and wanted implants, but was she actually naked on screen?

Did they photoshop annasophia robbs eyes upside down?

but didnt she like chop them off anyway?
cant be mad at what doesnt exist anymore

stop the rangeban iam dying

One is bigger than the other for some reason, so I don't blame her

yes

Does Cannibal Holocaust have a scene where a cute girl poops in front of her friends? No? Shut the fuck up then

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I think it was a body double. The way the scene is filmed is odd, like it was specifically framed to make a body double seamless and unnoticeable. I think it's highly unlikely those were actually her tits

Why would you be ashamed of fapping to that? It's hot.

shut the fuck up Eli
also deathwish was good

Why the fuck would I be ashamed to admit I fapped to showgirls?

>also deathwish was good
the original one yes, it was

Not a real film, but Most shameful would have to be Lady Gagas Lovegame video. She's actually hot in that video somehow.

Hi Plinkett

That video led me to other kinds of whipped cream porn. Thanks Katy.

How did you live through the '80s and not instantly recognize Judge Reinhold, at least? Plus Phoebe Cates was in other stuff, too (Gremlins, for instance). If you know the actors, it's pretty easy to figure out the film even if you' ve somehow failed to see it (though you'd have to have been living under a rock to have missed it: it's on par with Ferris Bueller and The Breakfast Club as a generation-defining film for GenXers).

I masturbated to The Crying Game. Not to the dude, but to the blonde chick at the beginning in the stockings. Forrest Whitaker says he's never pissed holding a girl's hand before, and for some reason that thought turned me on.

>I remember we were doing a scene that was sort of a love scene with my character and Christian Bale's character. It was very awkward of course, because an improvised love scene - you're not sure how far you wanna go personally and it was not the most comfortable. Then I discovered this thing that my character could provoke him and I put my foot in his mouth. Completely clothed, both of us. And it was a fun, physical gesture that allowed me to have something provocative with him but that I felt comfortable with physically that wasn't too far for me personally. It was a great balance of something that I felt was a physical gesture that showed something emotional between the characters but that also felt within my bounds of what I felt good with as a person.

that blonde fridge

Maybe not most shameful because of the film itself but the amount of times I fapped to it. My sister had it on dvd, I had a thing for redheads, Lohan was in her prime in this, and I was at peak horny teenager levels.

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It's well documented that it wasn't a double.

>new fetish mode

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I remember being blown away by that video because it was the very first time I actually noticed Lady Gaga was actually really hot. That high-waisted thong one piece made me develop a kink.

Not ashamed of it at all though.

I STILL fap to this movie

Judge Reinhold was also in Gremlins as well.

The girl next door (2007). when shes being hazed.

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they didn't have the technology for it back then. and anyway no one ever denied its authenticity, it's documented as thora birch's nude scene.

No, was just in a pool scene with some women in For Your Eyes Only, not even much screen time.

this

Hhhnnnnggggg

i'm gonna cum

This thread is redundant, as all masturbation is by its very nature ungodly and shameful.

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I thought the blonde was underage desu

This whole sex scene is just very hot though

I missed it, I don't know what to tell you. I've seen the breakfast club and ferris bueler. seeing phoebe cates a few times in gremlins didn't really cement her in my memory.

>Not Daisy, Natalie or Carolina

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also judge reinhold wasn't in the webm I mentioned

Judge Reinhold was in fucking everything. That's my point.

But the number of films which had both him and Phoebe Cates (whose filmography is considerably smaller) is limited enough that you can figure it out by process of elimination (if you've seen Gremlins, you know the scene isn't from that, so you know it must be some other film they were in together).

Ali Cobrin in American Reunion

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What about Gremlins 2: The New Batch?

and Ana de Armas restroom sex scene in that Brazilian or Argentinian film

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You are

and? Olivia Hussey was 16 in Romeo and Juliet and was naked and had D-cups so big deal

Dude, I get what you're saying but lay off the pipe

Yeah, Judge Reinhold was prime 80s staple.

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last time I saw it corey feldman had a career

Then how do you know she walked in on him masturbating?

Not necessarily. A guy can pick up a Victoria's Secret catalog and just start masturbating looking at their bodies without even doing all the fantasy work of imagining themselves having sex with her.

"brunette in a red bikini gets out of the pool, takes over her top" was enough to know what he was talking about. it's a commonly posted webm, go on /gif/ some time.

Not ashamed at all. Crampton was (and still is) hot.

Yeah? "Brunette" is a pretty basic description, and there are probably a lot of pornos where women take off their bikini tops.

>phoebe cates a few times in gremlins didn't really cement her in my memory.
I can understand that better. Gremlins came towards the end of her peak as a star. She's more remembered for Fast Times, Private School, and of course Paradise.

He was in the scene as described by . If you only saw a shorter clip, that would certainly make it more difficult to track down. Still don't know how you missed it, though. I was far too young to see it at the time (I wouldn't have even been in kindergarten yet), but I certainly saw it by the time I graduated college.

I jacked it to an episode of Family Guy where Chris's teacher seduces him.

we weren't talking about pornos, we were talking about a movie scene. again, it's a well known webm. coomers will recognize it immediatelly by the description.

I guess I never caught it on tv. or I didn't care to see it. I wasn't really a fan of school dramas. I didn't see the breakfast club until 5 years ago.

Based Queen Emma

Don't remember the title. But way back when I was first starting to comb, I watched this old neo-noir movie. It thought it might have been Sin City cause there were a lot of bright colors and guys with weird faces who looked like mutants, but then I rewatched Sin City and it definitely wasn't that. Anyway, this cop in a yellow coat is fighting the mutant gangsters, and this blonde nightclub singer who worked with the gangsters kept trying to seduce him. Or maybe they were aliens. I don't know, it's been a while. But the singer was hot, and I fapped.

eight miles high. nudes in this are glorious

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You might be thinking of The Spirit, cause that was a little like Sin City and ScarJo tries to seduce him.

Ferngully the Last Rainforest

Every male rape scene, even dogpound, also not ashamed

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t. guy who pays for sex

Zootopia

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dick tracy

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there's a sin city 2, might be it.

spooky

Naughty little jew just wanted her toes sucked

>I didn't see the breakfast club until 5 years ago.
That's even more shocking. That's like being a Baby Boomer who never saw American Graffiti (or, for that matter, a GenXer who never saw American Graffiti, since our Boomer parents, high school teachers, and college professors generally combined to ensure we saw it multiple times).

Nice

I really enjoyed this movie. Was cute af

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Earth Girls Are Easy

I clicked on it because of the strange combo of leading actors. Then I realized it was a musical. And then I saw Geena Davis' bush and nips in a see through bikini for 15 minutes.

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the scene is girl next door where he imagines elisha cuthbert making out with his mum

God this just reminds me there used to be a time that any average Joe-looking fucker could just make a big hit, even in pop.
Michael Sombello looks like a fucking mountain man.
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Christopher Cross also comes to mind.
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Even Toto, who just looked like a bunch of outcast dorks but were filled to the brim with talent and soul created arguably the 80s biggest anthem hit with Africa.
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Mainstream music seemed more genuine when white nerds were allowed to be rewarded for their creativity.

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Amityville Horror 2. The Diane Franklin played sister who the possessed brother makes his fucktoy drove me insane.

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Rape is utterly scrumptious and patrician.

jesus just shut the fuck up ok boomer

our priorities and tastes are just different. I saw indiana jones and rambo in elementary school. I saw predator and alien in junior high. that's essential millennial-core for me. I didn't like romantic and dramatic stuff when I was a kid. there are a few exceptions, like Stand By Me but generally if it wasn't action or sci-fi or horror or a parody, I didn't watch it.

FUCKING MUTTS

THIS WAS RELATED TO TELEVISON AND FILMS GODDAMNIT

Why did this get moved

too many tits itt. coomers couldn't show restrain

jannies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

based? based on what?

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