Remember to do good deeds and get rewarded in the afterlife

Everyone sit down because school is in session.

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Celestial kingdom? You must get married. You MUST give monies to church!!! You must let clergy attempt to drown you.
You fail any of these? You'll go to a worse place than murderers, rapists, and Trump!
"Institute" for Religious "Research".

Kys

Dumb fuck

Mormonism is the most retarded religion.

Fake and gay

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>English speaking nations
English speaking nations adopted Christianity long after it was created, most English speaking nations did not exist when Christianity was created. There is no "original" english bible, the original texts were Aramaic, Hebrew, Latin, and Greek, and were selectively chosen by people with agendas.

>ad hominem attack
That is #1 in the list of bad arguments. You are a disciple of the cult of Trump, and weak irrational namecalling is your means of labeling fact speakers.

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Get a life loser

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own—a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms. I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. Force always attracts men of low morality."—Albert Einstein

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name calling shows you have nothing to defend your post with, which makes you the looser.

As a person who was raised a mormon and went on a mission, dont forget that according to them if you dont go to the celestial kingdom then god takes your genitals.

Reported kid

keep doing it. nothing will happen.

right. we are not supposed to be like god and are in no position to judge god by definition of god and one major thing i always bring up in philosophy courses is that it's ridiculous to anthropomorphize god.

He is right about all of this. Though to clarify a little, you must get married in a mormon temple with someone of the opposite sex. You must pay a minimum of 10% of your income to the church. You must be baptized. And to throw in a little more you must get the aaronic and melchezidic priesthood if you are a guy.

original in 5 languages

dig a little deeper

Filtered

people can't relate to a nonanthropomorphic god. abstract concepts don't work in narratives.

coward scum

sage goes in every field

Ignored

field sage goes in every

every field sage goes in

in every field sage goes

goes in every field sage

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sage goes in every field

field sage goes in every
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every field sage goes in
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Seek medical help sick fuck

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your use of explicitives and name calling indicate your inability to have an intellectual conversation and thus this is a purely faith based experience and that aggitating people is more important to you than actually saving souls

Get a life fucker

so while its so fun to argue on the internet, you can suck my sage

and though your faith may be the most important aspect of your life, no one else gives a damn about your pretty graphics based on an absolute nothing burger.

Want to try to say it to my face IRL? Ill fucking smash your teeth in kid

physical intimidation over the web? you're sadder than i thought. youre not worthy of the schooling you should haveon your own beliefs.

the funny thing is that the religions you so revere are a haven of the narcissists and pretenders.

if you do any comparitive psychological

profiles of gods and their behaviors the judeo god is probably one of the worst.

he picks favorites with his children, namely the jews. he rapes women to bear his seed.

Address loser?

he is absolutely jealous of your spending of any time away from him. oh except if youre working, thats fine, work yourself to death and get an early ride home

and you're still trying to fulfill the physical kingdom when you should know better. its supposed to be a spiritual one and your spirit is filthy. i wouldn't want my spirit anywhere near your hate fueled rage boner

but sure, keep threatening me, it won't do you any good. its almost entertaining if it wasn't so pathetic.

you want to get on your knees for your big fat cocked sky daddy. just open your mouth and slurp up his gift.

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That seems pretty spot on for LDS.

lds is a bad fan fic for a christian sequel

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