Stuck inside?
Have nothing to do all day?
Why not throw something in the slow-cooker and forget about it 'til dinner time?
This is the recipe for you, lazy Anons who still value delicious flavor! Even those who can't cook can make delicious means during this pandemic!
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Hey, Alice. I love you.
Are you a tranny Alice?
Timestamp alice plz. There's this one guy who dresses up as you and does your show after you get off b
HEY ALICE I LOVE YOU, FROM THE BAD ALICE
I'm n-not sorry
I just pour karo on my hot pockets and set to defrost while i soak my cum stained shirts and blankets in my precious lysol tub
>til that bbq sauce is more sticky than your keyboard
That seems messy.
you didnt answer my question
Stop shilling!!!
T-that sounds like a bad thing to do!
N-no clue what you mean
Alice how did you learn to become a great chef?
It's not shilling, she doesn't get paid to do this. She pays for it out of her pocket retard
Are you posting from the future?
Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce is way better
Uncle Stubbs, best bbq sauce ever!
I c-cooked for my dog during his end of life
ok ben sharpiro.. stop advertising, Alice
who let you post
I'm n-not
I should probably actually learn this recipe because I always wanted to be able to make meatballs.
There isn't really a reason for that, it was just a whim I had one day.
me top left
>this fucking psychopath is still alive
lol
Aww, that's genuinely touching. Also, Sticky Fingers is the best BBQ sauce, but that's just one degenerate southerners opinion.
>I'm going to use a food processor so I don't start crying uncontrollably!
A food processor can't keep all of the pain away.
attention whoring trap bitch is at it again, someone put a fucking stop to it
Alice is and angle
S-sorry, I'm not one of those
>attention whoring trap
Where? It can't be Alice, she's none of those things.
>Ring finger longer than index
Good chance it's a dude.
I d-don't think mine is, actually, as you can see here
not all the time
:3
I'm not Alice and she isn't advertising. Here I got the definition for you:
ad·ver·tis·ing
/ˈadvərˌtīziNG/
noun
the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
Maybe look it up yourself next time. She isnt a commercial product or service as she doesn't make money or intend to off these threads.
is the beef required here due to the fat content? I might try this with ground turkey or chicken one of these days, but it might be tough to get them to bind together...
T-try it with ground turkey, I t-think it'll do well.
We are going to crack and egg right into the bowl. This will help be the binding agent later.
>We are going to crack and egg right into the bowl.
>and
How?
nigga you dumb
an*
I'll have to! I know my chicken burgers usually require a bit more help than beef to maintain structural integrity.
just crack and egg my man
go fucking die you ugly attention whoring bitch
yea but she is attention whoring
>just crack and egg my man
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!
Hey Alice, you can be my binding agent, if you know what I mean (wink-wink)!
How such kind creature as you bear some of anons stupid questions?
And hi, Alice! I wish you a lovely spring night, or autumn night...!
S-sorry, I don't want attention
you need to
stop
>imagine being so retarded you can't open an egg
I w-won't
Just put an egg in your back pocket and sit down. It's that easy!
>doesn't want attention
>makes these stupid ass threads weekly and posts weeb shit
seems legit
Jaundice.
>pic related, it's this user kek
C-correct
you take the crack, and you egg it.
Men are more apt to have their ring fingers longer than the index. Call me dumb again and see what happens bitch.
I know how to crack an egg.
I don't know what it means to Crack And Egg. I don't even know where to begin the process of Cracking and then Egging.
No she isn't. You keep moving the goal post. Stop it.
>be bored since cant go out otherwise chink coof coof will get me
>throw everything in the boomer cooker, because let's be honest here I got more important things to do than cook
>be bored still
lol you fags
Having just discovered these threads a few days ago, I'm curious. What's with the vehement hatred directed at them? Regardless of the person's actual identity, the threads are helpful for ideas on things to cook and seem higher quality than the endless repetition of cuck/bbc/trap/rekt/ylyl/dubs threads that usually cancer the place up.
first you pick up the egg from the midst of its brethren, then you bash that fucker against the side of a bowl, cutting its head mostly off
finally, disembowel the unfortunate egg and throw away its skin, remove any skin that still remains attached to the bowels.
I was trying to make a semi-naughty joke involving bondage. But if ya gotta explain a joke, it just ain't funny. Sorry.
C-correct, and as you can clearly see in the picture I posted, that isn't true for me
you realize what "more apt" means, right? this is like saying a man is actually a woman because he's 5'4".
Just squirt the mustard directly onto the meat.
>this is like saying a man is actually a woman because he's 5'4
I mean you're technically right
it isn't about solving boredom, it's just steps on how to cook a meal
NoOooOOooo!
N-not a clue what you mean
Holy Shit! I work with a guy who's 5'4''. So you're saying he's really a woman? Wow!!!
Thanks for making my point. You played yourself.
all men are kings, no matter how tall.