What's your dirtiest secret you would never tell anyone?

Too many. But I do want to buy a dildo the only thing holding me back is my mom gets my credit card statements sent to her address cause i havent changed it yet and I cant because I'm unable to call the bank with this quarantine. I'm not sure how it would show up on the CC statement but I'm off work cause virus and this would be perfect time to get one.

I'd love nothing more than to submit to a man-hating SJW/feminist.

Give me the title of your best porn, looking for a good one.

Currently got into japanese lesbian massage on the quarantine and have never been into it normally

It shows up discretely on statements, so she wouldn't be able to even tell what it is. If she asks, you can always come up with a simple explanation.

OH NO WHAT WILL YOU DOOOOOOO

Wait, it’s in your name and you pay it, but she opens it?
Also, buy from Amazon or something, it just shows up as an Amazon purchase.

Yeah just risk it, no one knows how long this quarantine will really last

I pretend to be a young girl/boy in omegle just so I can get to see hot older guys cumming

Miss out on my Trump bux

I want to have sex with an extremely cute femboy while my fiance watches/joins.

I only play with people I can see :)

I either want a threesome with my girlfriend and a shemale or to be pegged by my her but shes too vanilla

I got fucked by a trap and it was one of my best sexual experiences.

I've dressed up as a girl, Kaylee, on Omegle and helped older guys cum to my tight young body. I've got silicone breast pads in, a sports bra on, a cute top over that, cute pink shorts and panties ofc. Fully shaved and it's just so exciting being "shy" aka not showing my "tits" or "pussy" and teasing guys into cumming for me.

I only cum like a girl by playing with my ass and haven't touched my penis to orgasm for over a year, and want a bf to hold me close to him while we sleep so that I can feel happy

Lol that and the fact I'm reading reviews online on Amazon where it says the company did not ship discreet and it said on the packing label what it was and I have roomates so I dont want to have to explain that lmfao. I'm very tempted tho. Maybe I'll order 2 items and get one big box.

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when i was 8 i accidentally killed a 4 year old

kill yourself

Explain your fantasy. Do you think your fiancée would be down for it?

Just go to walmart and get one of those temp cards. There's a small fee but they work. I used to do it all the time to get stuff from bad dragon.

Story?

I have nudes of my friends fiance

I love vegetables up my ass

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Good luck my gf has a vagina and we dont cuddle when we fall asleep. Normal people dont cuddle when they fall asleep

Need the story user

Stealing my crushes panties several times and jerking with them. Is that the worst possible thing to do?

When I was 17 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

Nice score.

Reported to Greater London Police

Onions?

I've cum inside my girlfriends sisters shoes before

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No it's not
It's that

Found my foster sister's dildo (she was sixteen at the time), it was a Rabbit I think it's called? I was ten years old at the time and I licked every inch of it (it was actually really sticky before I licked it) and I knew she'd use it again. I repeatedly went into her room and sniffed her panties, wore her clothes, busted nuts into her panties and had to dispose of them. I wore her whole school uniform once too and had the best erection of my young life (I was thirteen by this time), but that's not even the nastiest thing I ever did, well once I urinated in a bath she was preparing, she got into that bath with bubbles in it and actually sat in a bath that was 20% made of my urine. I know for a fact she didn't drain the bath and start again. Her pussy felt the touch of my urine, closest I ever got to her. But no, the nastiest thing I ever did was when the whole family was out; I went into her room opened up her panties drawer and I pissed all over those panties, ruined every single one of them, she went to school the next day with no spare underwear and I knew she'd try to get a few days out of the ones she was wearing.

When she finally bought a new pair and put those dirty ones in the wash; I inhaled them like sweet fucking cocaine and had my first hands-free orgasm. She was also pretty slutty too, she took nude selfies and this was before Windows Vista was a thing, she took nude selfies and emailed them to her then boyfriend and thought she was slick as fuck hiding them on the PC but we had those shared network folders my foster parents were too dumb to use and I had the wank of my life in that kitchen when my parents went out. I came so much for a thirteen year old.

But yeah; I never got into trouble for pissing on her panties and ruining them and she was never any the wiser that I licked every inch of her vibrator/dildo.

I fucked Your mom

I'm looking to bankrupt myself for my findom fetish.
I just want to send everything I've ever made to a chubby girl with a hairy pussy.

Decent

>be me
>be 8
>get bullied by 11 year old neighbor
>constantly puts me in a headlock and tells me how he's tougher than me
>hits me in the face with his skateboard
>takes my cookies and candy
>makes me say i did shit that he did so i get in trouble
>he has a kid brother, let's call him jon
>one day he is not around but jon is out front
>tell jon to come play at the graveyard behind our street
>big ravine and river through the center of the graveyard
>kinda playing for fun at first but then him being a little shit saying he's going to tell his brother if i don't give him my turtles toy triggers me
>vent all my rage at his brother by kicking jon off the embankment in to the river
>he tries to climb out and i step on his fingertips in anger at his brother
>he keeps trying to climb out and i hit him with a branch until he goes under
>run home
>looking out in to the street paranoid all day
>jons dad knocks and asks if we've seen him
>no mom i was playing alone today
>police knock an hour later and ask the same
>go to bed after not eating dinner and be terrified
>my mom thinks i'm worried about jon
>next day woken up by screaming and wailing from across the street
>cops are telling jons parents they found the body
>bully faggot is crying
>mixed feelings
they thought it was an accident and the parents were charged for letting their go off and drown in a river on his own. bully went to live with his aunt while his parents were in jail and i never saw him again.

What is wrong with people like you. Next longer term gf I have I'm going to sell her panties online and try to find a turbo cuck like you and make softcore videos of her to sell them

>What is wrong with people like you
It's a fetishized version of the male drive to be a provider for women.

I have 2 large dildos, 2 buttplugs, 2 vibrators, and a fleshlight. My girlfriend is ugly but she pegs me and makes me fuck her while both of us have buttplug in. She also has brought up her diaper fetish but I'm still weary of trying that one. She's a "little" and also a mommy dom sometimes. She's super bipolar but fucks me too much to keep my little cumbrain from leaving her

Hottest post so far.

Biggest larp or worlders biggest idiot admitting to a homicide on a Mongolian analbeading forum. Biggest larp why do I even bother responding.

Damn that's fucked up

Well at least you had mixed feeling about it

I jerk off to Charli damelio. I'm an adult man.

KEK

I once farted on the set of The Blue Lagoon.

I shared my wife with her 62 year old widowed boss on Thanksgiving out of pity.

I think so, yeah. If anything, she would be more curious, and once that feeling is there, then she would be down if it were presented to her on the spot.

Pretty much would like to use them, sucking their dick, eating their ass, and of course, fucking them as hard as I could.

I secretly sick my old neighbours dick once a week or so.

>sister and i moved out of our parents house
>we both work, sometimes send a little money back to our parents because they're disabled
>they always tell friends how successful we are already and that they're proud of us
>in reality we just wanted to be able to fuck eachother daily without worrying about being caught